@speedyd900rr said:

I saw a cute girl with a Winslow jersey on in Rayland,OH today.

@erie-dawg said:

one minute they are hot then the next they are cold.

They are hungry but to fat to eat even though they weigh 95lbs.

When you figure'em out let me know.... but i'm resting on my beliefs that they are all psycho!

That is the best stuff I read in some time. Thanks for the laugh.

@riffer-x said:

It's to the point now that when I meet a Browns gal they are few and real far between and usually diehards. You don't find the chick tweener fans that are commonplace with most sports teams like Cavs fans or the 90's Tribe teams, they are either hardcore or root for the fairies from Western PA.

All it would take is about two years of sweeping them and going around 10-6 while they go 6-10. If that happens, I swear to you this stuff will stop and stop quick. It is sickening and driving me crazy. I don't care if every burnout, Taco Bell worker or Neckar loving mechanic roots for them but the chick thing has to stop and stop soon.

Try seeing them migrate into your family. My dad got re-married to a lady who had season tickets to the Steelers and never gave them up in spite of not residing in PA. She's a wonderful person even though she has bad taste in football teams. She gave me and a friend her tickets to opening day the year we celebrated Tim Worley's coming out party to the tune of 51-0 following his 3 or 4 turnovers. Man do I miss Bubby Brister, Mark Malone and Mike Tomczak.

- Tom F

@kshutchins said:

I once had a roommate who was a cheerleader in high school. For four years she cheered at football games and by the time I knew her, she still didn't know how many points a team got for a touchdown. She also went to countless softball games to watch her various boyfriends play. We were watching a game once and she was asking me questions. Suddenly she sat up and declared, with astonishment, "There's strategy to this!" For a smart girl, she was a knucklehead about sports. I have no defense for females like her except to say that she never spent much time with people who knew anything about the games she was watching so they could explain what was going on. (How you get through four years of watching football without figuring out that a TD is 6 points remains a mystery to me.)

As a female, I have to say that it's a real pleasure to meet a man who genuinely likes and appreciates women without reservation. Men like that are the exception.

Vive la différence!

As a female, I have to say that it's a real pleasure to meet a man who genuinely likes and appreciates women without reservation. Men like that are the exception.

That sure sounds like me!!

Zombo said:

On the bright side, she probably likes it back door ... if you are into that kind of thing.

Zombo

Who knows maybe that is the same girl who dates her cousins.

@ballpeen said:

Just leave them the scags.

Chicks get a pass on things such as sports just as I expect a pass on things such as tea parties and wedding etiquette, plus a few dozen other things..

As I have told my wife many time before....if the reception doesn't offer a bar, don't expect me to go to the wedding.

The difference is you're not pretending to be into weddings but point taken.

And no, the ones from here aren't all ugly.

Just leave them the scags.

Chicks get a pass on things such as sports just as I expect a pass on things such as tea parties and wedding etiquette, plus a few dozen other things..

As I have told my wife many time before....if the reception doesn't offer a bar, don't expect me to go to the wedding.

Zombo said:

On the bright side, she probably likes it back door ... if you are into that kind of thing.

Zombo

Good point about daddy issues but that still doesn't explain it, there are too many with great families whose dad is a freaking Browns fan.

There is no main reason, but added altogether it makes for an ass load (and I mean that literally) of Steeler chicks running around in NE Ohio who wouldn't know Greg Pruitt, Brian Sipe, Bernie or even Timmy Couch from a hole in the ground. They know Big Gay is a rapist though, and I think that's kinda funny.

"He can't be gay, he's a rapist." Total Steeler class, they fit right in.

When you think about it, they just add to the overall stupidity of Steeler Nation which before we thought was impossible.

@flipflop said:

take these chicks home

slip on a browns condom.

guess what girl you just got .......

That is what a former secretary of mine would call being "a Browns fan by injection".

(Apparently she learned it from her mother who was like Scottish by descent, but married a man of Hungarian background. The mother said she was "Hungarian by injection")

take these chicks home

slip on a browns condom.

guess what girl you just got .......

@the-gipper said:

In some aspects of things, women....and many younger men, choose a team's gear because it is the hip thing to do, not because they actually follow or care a whit about the team. It is a fashion statement.

For many years, young black men would wear Raiders gear because it was affiliated with hip hop and gangsters. It had nothing to do with football....or winning or losing. Some high schools even had to ban the wearing of Raiders gear because of its affiliation with gangs.

And the same is true of the Steelers gear. It is the color combination, not the winning or losing that they go for. They think it is hip, or hip hop, or cool or something. I have even asked a few women I saw wearing it. They said, "nah, I don't know nothing about the team, I just like the jacket". So, it seems to me that the hip hop crowd really just gets attracted to anything with a black color scheme. Winning and losing was an irrelevency to many.

thats fine you are entitled to your opinion which I do think has merit because to lump one possible motivation or causation to the "why" question when dealing with an extremely large and diverse group is silly.

I do agree with you opinion that some may be influenced by exactly what you are stating.

I do however believe very strongly in natural selection qualities like winning and bright colors are something most females are attracted to. If I dont "know" women well...... i totally agree with you...... I am still trying to figure the one i have children with and frankly dont EVER think I will "know" her........ I just chalk it up to she is a woman and I dont need to understand her fully just enough to stay out of trouble for myself

@osusev said:

Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.

I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...

Just my opinion

You obviously don't know women. Women like pink, and blue, and mauve etc.

In some aspects of things, women....and many younger men, choose a team's gear because it is the hip thing to do, not because they actually follow or care a whit about the team. It is a fashion statement.

For many years, young black men would wear Raiders gear because it was affiliated with hip hop and gangsters. It had nothing to do with football....or winning or losing. Some high schools even had to ban the wearing of Raiders gear because of its affiliation with gangs.

And the same is true of the Steelers gear. It is the color combination, not the winning or losing that they go for. They think it is hip, or hip hop, or cool or something. I have even asked a few women I saw wearing it. They said, "nah, I don't know nothing about the team, I just like the jacket". So, it seems to me that the hip hop crowd really just gets attracted to anything with a black color scheme. Winning and losing was an irrelevency to many.

akronflyers said:

Post of the year.

This is Steeler fan stalker at his best.

@miktoxic said:

Wow, are you ok?

I think someone needs a hug.

akronflyers said:

Oh oh, an internet stalker.

akronflyers said:

Funny. I was thinking you were the one needing help.

@mopaji said:

One of my sons says, "You're not supposed to understand women, you're just supposed to enjoy them." I think he's got something.

I once had a roommate who was a cheerleader in high school. For four years she cheered at football games and by the time I knew her, she still didn't know how many points a team got for a touchdown. She also went to countless softball games to watch her various boyfriends play. We were watching a game once and she was asking me questions. Suddenly she sat up and declared, with astonishment, "There's strategy to this!" For a smart girl, she was a knucklehead about sports. I have no defense for females like her except to say that she never spent much time with people who knew anything about the games she was watching so they could explain what was going on. (How you get through four years of watching football without figuring out that a TD is 6 points remains a mystery to me.)

As a female, I have to say that it's a real pleasure to meet a man who genuinely likes and appreciates women without reservation. Men like that are the exception.

Vive la différence!

@osusev said:

Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.

I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...

Just my opinion

all you little quiffing punks forgot one thing. f'ing pride. you wouldn't know pride if it hit you in your toothless mug. pride from school to school, state to state and country to country. ben's findlay team used to come in to sandusky during the season. doesn't matter if they were better than us or not, if they popped off they'd get their asses beat. anyone that grows up in ohio should have an ohio team as his favorite. not this bullshit cowboys or yankees crap. be a f'ing man and where the browns colors with pride. f those biotches you're talkin' about. believe me, by the end of the morning that bitch would be pimpin my browns jacket and shakin' that ass lovely doin' it. sounds like you got a bunch of pussis where you're from that are afraid of girls. i wouldn't piss on black and gold if it was on fire. f off you pimply chin pricks!!

@osusev said:

Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.

I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...

Just my opinion

I said it first but you are correct also and so is Cal.

The gal I'm seeing now actually finally admitted she only became a Steeler fan a few years back and she used to be a Browns fan. She said her and a bunch of her friends do it just to piss the guys off in the area. I said yeah but a ton of the guys are Puker fans too so what's the difference? I go with the color thing too, it really stands out and it is more schematic with other clothes, like fat black jeans.

Oh, she know the Roid Monk family and finds that term offensive hee hee. She's okay with Big Gay Ben though cuz she knows he's not gay since he's a rapist.

Like it or Not the Browns symbolize losing...... the Steelers symbolize winning when compared to regional choices....... Black and Yellow stand out more (women like attention) IF they are casual or just looking for something to connect with for whatever purpose color choice and winning...... well they will pick the Steelers.

I think Cal pointed out that IF the Browns dominate and win for a couple of years those women will change their predisposition because utlimately they like winners regardless of color scheme...

Just my opinion

@riffer-x said:

It's to the point now that when I meet a Browns gal they are few and real far between and usually diehards. You don't find the chick tweener fans that are commonplace with most sports teams like Cavs fans or the 90's Tribe teams, they are either hardcore or root for the fairies from Western PA.

All it would take is about two years of sweeping them and going around 10-6 while they go 6-10. If that happens, I swear to you this stuff will stop and stop quick. It is sickening and driving me crazy. I don't care if every burnout, Taco Bell worker or Neckar loving mechanic roots for them but the chick thing has to stop and stop soon.

LOL...Poor baby. Positives At Least Your still attracting Women. And your women like WInners... Good luck with the "sweep" thing , not so sure The Steelers are ready for that yet. Funny Problem though.

@erie-dawg said:

There is alot of truth to that if you think about it.

Oh, I'm not saying that just because is gal is hot that every man is going to be sexually attracted to her after he knows her. I'm saying that if two people say meet on a blind date before any words are spoken and they are by all accounts both good looking people, the man will be interested in seeing if she is worth it. A woman can not feel a sexual pull at the onset and know there will never be one and the guy could look like Mark Malone I mean Tom Selleck.

I've been happy many times to let a hot bitch know I could give two shits about ever getting in her pants if she was a shitty person.

There is alot of truth to that if you think about it.