<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Browns Draft Factoids]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#8B0000">Here are some factoids about Browns draft history. I could have done this as trivia but I decided to spare you all from the process of thinking:</span></p>

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1. At one point or another the Browns  drafted but then traded away the following Hall of Fame players either before or at the apex of their careers:  Art Donovan, Doug Atkins, Henry Jordan, Willie Davis, Bobby Mitchell, Dick LeBeau, Len Dawson, and Paul Warfield.</p>

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2. Since their draft of 2000, the Browns have only the following First Round draft picks on their current roster:</p>
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Joe Thomas, Alex Mack</p>
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Since 2000  the Browns have their following Last pick of the draft on their current roster: Alex Hall, James Davis</p>
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Thus they have seemingly done just as well with their scrub longshot last picks as with their first round picks</p>

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3. The following Hall of Fame coaches were Browns draftees:  Chuck Noll, Don Shula</p>

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4. In their history the Browns drafted:  Johnny Carson, Howard Johnson, Henry Ford, Tony Perkins, John Havilicek, Michael Jackson, Napoleon, and (almost)  Vincent Vega (the John Travolta character from Pulp Fiction) (actually, it was Vincent Vegera)  and a Frank cZapla  (all were namesakes, except Havlicek, that was the real dude)</p>

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5. In their history the Browns have drafted the following US cities:  an Austin, a Houston, a Washington, and a Juneau</p>

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6. In their history the Browns have drafted the following Ohio cities: a Sandusky, a Hamilton, a Warren, a Hilliard, a Kent, and a Cleveland (Crosby)</p>

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7. In their history the Browns have drafted royalty or other high offices:  a King, a Kaiser, a DeRoin (of the King), a Bishop</p>
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.....and believe it or not for you guys that have been calling Brady Quinn "Queen",  Quinn does mean Chieftain, or Chieftess...so, it is a derivation of Queen.</p>

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8. Finally, in honor of Westside Steve who is proud to be juvenile when it comes to body parts the Browns have drafted a couple of Peters, a couple of Cox, a Johnson, a Head, and a Wang. And not to overlook the other side of the coin they picked up a Tokus along the way.  And to service all that, they arranged for a pretty Fair Hooker whom we assume used a Contz (Bill) to fair advantage.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/10855/browns-draft-factoids</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 05:30:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/10855.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:46:01 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Browns Draft Factoids on Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:11:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>^    All of the above</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/164803</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/164803</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[halfsane]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:11:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Browns Draft Factoids on Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:34:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/halfsane" aria-label="Profile: halfsane">@<bdi>halfsane</bdi></a> <a href="/post/164633">said</a>:</p>I want to put together trivia for The Gipper to change up the pace something like he did here.  I think we need to get our best minds together for the task.
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I'll start:</p>

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A rooster lays an egg on a slanted roof.....            ahh  nevermind, I'm no good at this.</p>
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<span style="color:#8B0000">OK, let me guess:  You were starting a joke.   NO, a riddle.  NO, wait, you were developing a Rube Goldberg device. That's got to be it.  NO, wait...you were trying to demonstrate chaos theory. Like the guy in Jurassic park</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/164785</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/164785</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 15:34:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Browns Draft Factoids on Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:42:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I want to put together trivia for The Gipper to change up the pace something like he did here.  I think we need to get our best minds together for the task.</p>

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I'll start:</p>

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A rooster lays an egg on a slanted roof.....            ahh  nevermind, I'm no good at this.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/164633</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/164633</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[halfsane]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:42:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Browns Draft Factoids on Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:18:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/halfsane" aria-label="Profile: halfsane">@<bdi>halfsane</bdi></a> <a href="/post/164588">said</a>:</p>This is awesome stuff! 
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I appreciate not having to think  <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /></p>
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and we still have the two greatest wide receiver names in NFL history: Fair Hooker and Jubilee Dunbar</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/164594</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/164594</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[alporcini]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:18:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Browns Draft Factoids on Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:11:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is awesome stuff! </p>

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I appreciate not having to think  <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/164588</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/164588</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[halfsane]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:11:02 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>