The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH

Without brady quinn they cannot win.. E-I-E-I-OH

With a pick pick here and bad pass there anderson makes the fans boo and swear..

The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH

And on the field they just cant win... E-I-E-I-OH

With no rush here and a predictable blitz there manning can throw it everywhere..

The cleveland browns play at home again.. E-I-E-I-OH..

@atenears said:

Brady Quinn has the ball

E-I-E-I-OUCH

LOL! Sick basterd. Staying in the spirit I'm gonna share a dose of reality from 1 of our 3 losses to the ONLY 3 AFC opponents able to win more than 8 games in 2007. Stan looks interested in the science of 3 and outs so here's the 2nd half body by Derek Anderson in our 2007 rematch with Pittsburgh - let's see how many first downs we can count that were gained by our offense and even better point out when the first one you noticed was. If Cribbs doesn't spot us TWO 97+ yard kickoff returns that day - we lose by 17. Enjoy:

3rd Quarter

Pittsburgh - 15:00

PIT kicked off, D. Dinkins returned kickoff for 10 yards

Cleveland - 14:56

1st-10, CLE35 14:56 J. Lewis rushed to the left for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, CLE36 14:20 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right

3rd-9, CLE36 14:13 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle

4th-9, CLE36 13:53 D. Zastudil punt. A. Rossum returned punt for 21 yards

Pittsburgh - 13:53

1st-10, PIT36 13:53 W. Parker rushed to the left for 3 yard gain

2nd-7, PIT39 13:19 W. Parker rushed to the right for no gain

3rd-7, PIT39 12:36 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass to the left

4th-7, PIT39 12:16 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for 6 yards

Cleveland - 12:16

1st-10, CLE25 12:16 D. Anderson passed to J. Lewis to the right for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, CLE26 11:39 J. Lewis rushed to the left for no gain

3rd-9, CLE26 10:55 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right

4th-9, CLE26 10:42 D. Zastudil punt, no return

Pittsburgh - 10:42

1st-10, PIT28 10:42 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the right for 13 yard gain

1st-10, PIT41 10:16 B. Roethlisberger sacked by S. Smith. B. Roethlisberger fumbled. H. Miller recovered fumble

2nd-23, PIT28 9:26 N. Davenport rushed to the right for no gain

3rd-23, PIT28 8:43 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass to the right

4th-23, PIT28 8:26 D. Sepulveda punt, no return

Cleveland - 8:18

1st-10, CLE34 8:18 J. Lewis rushed up the middle for 4 yard gain. J. Lewis fumbled. I. Taylor recovered fumble

Pittsburgh - 8:18

1st-10, CLE38 8:18 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the right for 19 yard gain

1st-10, CLE19 7:44 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain

2nd-8, CLE17 7:03 B. Roethlisberger passed to W. Parker to the right for 5 yard gain

3rd-3, CLE12 6:14 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the left for 12 yard touchdown. J. Reed made PAT

Pittsburgh - 6:14

PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 8 yards

Cleveland - 6:10

1st-10, CLE33 6:10 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius to the left for 9 yard gain

2nd-1, CLE42 5:40 J. Lewis rushed to the right for 2 yard loss

3rd-3, CLE40 4:55 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right

4th-3, CLE40 4:39 D. Zastudil punt. A. Rossum returned punt for 6 yards

Pittsburgh - 4:39

1st-10, PIT15 4:39 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, PIT16 3:58 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Washington to the right for 12 yard gain

1st-10, PIT28 3:24 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, PIT29 2:41 B. Roethlisberger sacked by R. Smith

3rd-14, PIT24 2:01 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Davenport down the middle for 10 yard gain

4th-4, PIT34 1:18 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for 7 yards

Cleveland - 1:18

1st-10, CLE32 1:18 D. Anderson passed to J. Lewis down the middle for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, CLE33 0:40 J. Lewis rushed to the left for 2 yard gain. CLE committed 10 yard penalty

2nd-17, CLE25 0:11 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the left

3rd-17, CLE25 0:07 CLE committed 5 yard penalty

3rd-22, CLE20 0:03 PIT committed 5 yard penalty

4th Quarter

Cleveland continued

3rd-17, CLE25 15:00 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle

4th-17, CLE25 14:47 D. Zastudil punt, no return

Pittsburgh - 14:47

1st-10, PIT34 14:47 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 6 yard gain

2nd-4, PIT40 14:16 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Ward to the left for 18 yard gain

1st-10, CLE42 13:32 W. Parker rushed to the left for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, CLE41 12:58 PIT committed 5 yard penalty

2nd-14, CLE46 12:38 B. Roethlisberger passed to N. Washington to the right for 16 yard gain

1st-10, CLE30 11:55 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass down the middle

2nd-10, CLE30 11:47 B. Roethlisberger incomplete pass down the middle

3rd-10, CLE30 11:32 B. Roethlisberger rushed up the middle for 30 yard touchdown. 2pt attempt converted, B. Roethlisberger pass to H. Ward

Pittsburgh - 11:14

PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 100 yard touchdown

Cleveland - 11:14

CLE kicked off, A. Rossum returned kickoff for 2 yards

Pittsburgh - 11:10

1st-10, PIT22 11:10 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain

2nd-8, PIT24 10:39 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain

3rd-6, PIT26 9:57 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the left for 18 yard gain

1st-10, PIT44 9:18 B. Roethlisberger passed to S. Holmes to the left for 15 yard gain

1st-10, CLE41 8:45 W. Parker rushed to the left for 6 yard gain

2nd-4, CLE35 8:11 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller to the left for 10 yard gain

1st-10, CLE25 7:37 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain

2nd-7, CLE22 6:58 B. Roethlisberger sacked by E. Wright

3rd-18, CLE33 6:21 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller to the right for 20 yard gain

1st-10, CLE13 5:33 W. Parker rushed to the right for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, CLE12 4:52 W. Parker incomplete pass to the right

3rd-9, CLE12 4:47 B. Roethlisberger rushed to the right for 10 yard gain

1st-2, CLE2 3:58 N. Davenport rushed up the middle for no gain

2nd-2, CLE2 3:13 B. Roethlisberger passed to H. Miller down the middle for 2 yard touchdown. J. Reed made PAT

Pittsburgh - 3:13

PIT kicked off, J. Cribbs returned kickoff for 6 yards

Cleveland - 3:10

1st-10, CLE25 3:10 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle

2nd-10, CLE25 3:06 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right

3rd-10, CLE25 3:01 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the left

4th-10, CLE25 2:42 D. Zastudil punt, no return

Pittsburgh - 2:42

1st-10, PIT11 2:42 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain

2nd-9, PIT12 2:38 W. Parker rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain

3rd-7, PIT14 2:00 B. Roethlisberger rushed up the middle for no gain

4th-7, PIT14 1:04 D. Sepulveda punt. J. Cribbs returned punt for no gain. CLE committed 10 yard penalty

Cleveland - 1:04

1st-10, CLE33 1:04 D. Anderson incomplete pass to the right

2nd-10, CLE33 1:00 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius to the left for 16 yard gain

1st-10, CLE49 0:41 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle

2nd-10, CLE49 0:38 D. Anderson passed to K. Winslow to the left for 13 yard gain

1st-10, PIT38 0:27 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle

2nd-10, PIT38 0:22 D. Anderson passed to J. Jurevicius down the middle for 3 yard gain

3rd-7, PIT35 0:11 D. Anderson incomplete pass down the middle

4th-7, PIT35 0:06 P. Dawson missed a 52-yard field goal

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Do you see what I see?

A bum a bum

who's really freakin dumb

with a mind as useless can be

and an arm that's worthless to me

Said the Steeler fans to the Cleveland fans

"He's a freakin keeper

looks good looks good

especially in our hood

with an IQ as big as his 3

with an IQ as big as his 3."

And now we got the entire male cheerleading section from Oregon State telling us how great he is.

- Tom F. (Defense looked good when they weren't sucking gas. Can you get any more help from the STs than that? The DA fans blamed our D after one without REALLY looking at it the FULL picture. 3 and outs are brutal)

@atenears said:

Brady Quinn has the ball

E-I-E-I-OUCH

He looks so handsome and so tall

E-I-E-I-OUCH

With a flex here and a flex there

Here a peck, there a peck

Everywhere a peck-peck

Brady Quinn has the ball

E-I-E-I-OUCH

And with each dink we say "Hooray"

E-I-E-I-OUCH

We'll lose each game and be so gay

E-I-E-I-OUCH

God damn...that's good.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider,

Who sat down beside her

And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

E-I-E-I-OUCH

Have to stop'em after the fieldgoal from Phil

E-I-E-I-OUCH

With a missed tackle here

And an invisible linebacker there

Here a soft coverage

there a weak pass rush

Everywhere is open for big gains

The browns defense still on the field

E-I-E-I-OUCH

The Browns are going to blow this 14 point lead

E-I-E-I-OUCH

Another off-season filled with need

E-I-E-I-OUCH

E-I-E-I-OUCH

No matter the QB they will fall

E-I-E-I-OUCH

With one drop here

And A bad pass there

Miss a tackle

Limbs do crackle

All The fans begin to Cackle

The browns team has the ball

E-I-E-I-OUCH

The Browns Phone behins to ring

E-I-E-I-OUCH

Looks like we signed Tim Couch

E-I-E-I-.....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

Brady Quinn has the ball

E-I-E-I-OUCH

He looks so handsome and so tall

E-I-E-I-OUCH

With a flex here and a flex there

Here a peck, there a peck

Everywhere a peck-peck

Brady Quinn has the ball

E-I-E-I-OUCH

And with each dink we say "Hooray"

E-I-E-I-OUCH

We'll lose each game and be so gay

E-I-E-I-OUCH