A rooster says cock-a-doodle- do

yo momma says any cock'll do!

It dont get worse than that...what's my prize

@the-gipper said:

"Yo Mama ________" . The basic, right? Just fill in the blank.

"Your Mother wears Army Boots". Compliments of the WWII Vets, right?

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell". Courtesy of The Exorcist. Perhaps a candidate even for xxxing out.

"Is that your mama or your sister, or both". A bit of a paean to Chinatown, but also an Appalachian special.

"That's your mama? I didn't recognize her with her clothes on" Halfassed attempt to implicate she is a hoor.

Carry on. Perhaps a prize to the most creative effort

Your momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet

Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind

Your momma's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Your momma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

@pumpkin-eater said:

Are you trying to say because all of his insults appear so lame themselves that he has no cause to be calling other persons insults lame? I get that. But how about we do this: Let's see who can come up with the best "Yo Mama" insult. Here are a few tried and true just to get started:

"Yo Mama ________" . The basic, right? Just fill in the blank.

"Your Mother wears Army Boots". Compliments of the WWII Vets, right?

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell". Courtesy of The Exorcist. Perhaps a candidate even for xxxing out.

"Is that your mama or your sister, or both". A bit of a paean to Chinatown, but also an Appalachian special.

"That's your mama? I didn't recognize her with her clothes on" Halfassed attempt to implicate she is a hoor.

Carry on. Perhaps a prize to the most creative effort.

Homotron said:

Again you revert to this gay argument. It doesn't work for you. Especially since you used the attempted insult "get your hoe in line" and "your girlfriend is cheating on you" two of the oldest and dumbest lines that exist. This shit was outdated by the freshman year in high school, and come to think of, that's the last time I heard those lines... until now.

@the-gipper said:

Zombo said:

Has Erin Andrews even been mentioned in the last couple of pages?

Zombo

--He may be the hardest working troll since Umafly back in the old AOL days. And you guys didn't like Lumbergh because he rooted for our quarterback?

Or the overall course of the thread went this way and the only reason it's still alive is because of Mik and I. Are you going to tear up about? or change my screen name again? I'll send you some kleenex and a case of natty light. Things are about to get tough with training camp underway. You're good friend natty and some balled up kleenex should calm the nerves. And Pumpkin eater you're grasping at straws. Get that game up.

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Trailer park? Nah, he probably lives in a Peetown neighborhood that looks something like this:

Homotron said:

Look, when it comes to acetation on my worst day I am better than you are on your best day. Leave it at that.

Homotron said:

So you're saying it's hard for the rest of the project to understand you when you're the only one who can pronounce words right because you had all of your teeth?

Homotron said:

hardly anyone will read your worthless rantings. I'd rather print it out and wipe my ass with it.

Homotron said:

winning the Pissburgh trailer park spelling bee does not mean you are witty. It just means you know how to spell the word "toothbrush"

@miktoxic said:

So why don't you and your little Squeeler get a room already.. homo

@miktoxic said:

You better share that! LOL!

Homotron said:

Gip upon further review and yes I'm quoting myself that post wasn't half bad. I went back again and read it and got a good laugh. The insults have a great flow so its definitely a solid start. Nice work. I've always been a bit understood growing up. Those that really knew me and know me love me but those that don't well let's just say the response wasn't favorable. I'll never forget one chick I knew in highschool calling me a pompous, arrogant douchebag. I thought it was a bit redundant but it did hit home. I guess doing my own thing wasn't all that well received but I also didn't fawn over the ladies, they had to come to me, I also didn't eat where I shit so I dated girls from outside my highschool. I got lucky with my current and found her early in college. I guess my theme song should be damn its good to be a gangsta cause I'm one gangsta ass mother fvcker. Its good to me and fvck that hateful bitch, she's just mad she couldn't break off a piece,

@miktoxic said:

Lol. I"ll make room but only for you. And gip I don't want a list of 10 dollar words. But rather some semblance of wit and humor. Half the people on the board will need to bust out a thesaurus just to understand any part of that jumbled mess. You can do better and I expect better.

Homotron said:

yeah, says you. isn't it crowded up there on the altar?

Homotron said:

dont make me bust out the "Im awesome" music video for ya. ha

Homotron said:

I mean if we're going to insult each other lets at least have fun with it. I know I sure as hell do. Although I think the people slandering me are visibly upset when they type out what they are typing. All of which leads me to believe people need to make it outside a little more and drink a little less. WEAK, LAME, HORRIBLY unimaginative. All can be used to describe the insults slung on this message board. Everyone needs to step up their game. Hell consider it a lesson. The you screwed your mom and your sister and they are the SAME PERSON lacks on so many levels. Get to work Gip. You bore me.

See what I mean, you are psittaceously predictable. Malignantly mundane. Widdershinly weak. Lamentably lame. Unconscionably unimaginative. Mawkishly maudlin. And probably hermaphroditic with an affection for horehounds.

@miktoxic said:

Sounds like a plan. I'm witty all the time but then again I'm pretty awesome.

Homotron said:

i'm gettin a sack of weed later so maybe i'll chime in with my wit then.

@the-gipper said:

It is laughably weak for you to call everyone else's smack laughably weak.

Just know that I expect you to call this effort 'lame', 'weak' or some such nonsense

I call most peoples personal attacks laughably weak because and this is a newsflash...WAIT FOR IT..... It's ALL THE SAME, so my labeling is 100% correct. The personal attacks have zero imagination. It's the same old and tired bs that people have been using since the 3rd grade. I would actually respect a creative attempt at slamming me because at least then it shows a varying degree of intelligence and wit. Soooooo Gip it is weak and it is lame and until it changes I'm going to sing the same song anytime someone takes a weak stab at my psyche. I'm not laughably weak. I'm undeniably witty and extraordinarily intelligent. (That one should get some inbred faGGOt comments)

I mean if we're going to insult each other lets at least have fun with it. I know I sure as hell do. Although I think the people slandering me are visibly upset when they type out what they are typing. All of which leads me to believe people need to make it outside a little more and drink a little less. WEAK, LAME, HORRIBLY unimaginative. All can be used to describe the insults slung on this message board. Everyone needs to step up their game. Hell consider it a lesson. The you screwed your mom and your sister and they are the SAME PERSON lacks on so many levels. Get to work Gip. You bore me.