Another week, another odd week for the Browns. One of two things happened for the team this week: either a) despite having the worst coach, QB, defense, coaching staff, GM, and ownership in the NFL, they managed to beat one of the trendy SB picks for the second time in three weeks; or despite having a great coach, up-and-coming QB, the best line in football, a GM who manages to find diamonds in the seventh round, and an owner who does exactly what he should do--sign checks and get out of the way--the Browns won, but still have a baffling 3-4 record.

My hunch is that it's somewhere in-between, but that's way more boring than "Fire RAC!," so...I'm not sure how to finish that sentence. Whatever. It's early.

Anyway, here's what happened in the contest this week:

Big Winners of the Week: This is a nightmare for me. Seriously, this is what I have been worried about since week one and I saw the name of everyone's entries. And now my nightmare has come true. Juki's Instant Losers and...guh...(I'm still calling the entry this) Childish Euphemism I Refuse to Type in Sweat Pants tied for the award this week, with 8 points apiece. Congratulations, Juki. You've--Juki--clearly earned this award. Excelsior to you, sir. Great job. Juki.

Shameful Dogs of the Week: Lincoln Logs, DTBH, and Hag II all had 3 points.

Here's this week's leaderboard:

Juki's Instant Losers--8

Childish Euphemism I Refuse to Type in Sweat Pants--8

Ischy--7

Berean--7

Mark O--7

Maddog20/20--7

BrownsRule--7

DieHardBrownsFan--7

Thaak--7

Sperk--7

WVBrownsfan--7

Furnier--6

Dency's Winners--6

mz the pussy's Picks--6

Brownsfaninkorea--6

Ballpeen--6

Roach--6

Your Wife Keeps Calling Me--6

Earthed Ice--6

WPBDawgfan--6

HowieDawg--6

Greenville Mayhem--6

Adam--6

Listercat--6

Atenears--5

Beanpot--5

Mr. Freeze--5

Quinn4president--5

Inspecta my picks--5

Ralph Linemaek--5

Blitzburgh--5

Ozzie--5

Brownsfan17--5

Tupa--4

I Hate Pittsburgh--4

Fan of Steel--4

Timugen--4

The Hammer--4

Lincoln Logs--3

DTBH--3

Hag II--3

Louisville Slugger--0

Dirty Hands--0

Rubescubes--0

Browns 57--0

Bermeck's Ky Hicks--0

Cee Brown Booda--0

Riceloft--0

And season-to-date:

1 Furnier 66

2 Juki's Instant Losers 63

3 Dency's Winners 61

3 mz the pussy's picks 61

5 brownsfaninkorea 60

5 Ischy 60

7 ballpeen 59

7 Tupa 59

7 ATENEARS 59

7 berean 59

11 Mark O 58

11 Maddog20/20 58

13 roach 57

13 Your Wife keeps calling me.... 57

13 I Hate Pittsburgh 57

16 BrownsRule 56

16 Beanpot 56

16 DieHardBrownsFan 56

16 Thaak 56

16 Earthed Ice 56

21 WPBDawgfan 55

21 Childish Euphemism I Refuse to Type In Sweat Pants 55

21 Mr. Freeze 55

24 sperk 54

25 WVBrownsfan 53

25 Lincoln Logs 53

27 DTBH 52

27 HAGII 52

27 Louisville_Slugger 52

27 Fan Of STEEL 52

31 HowieDawg 51

31 quinn4president 51

31 Timugen 51

34 Inspecta my picks 50

35 GREENville Mayhem 49

36 Ralph Linemaek 48

37 AdaM 47

37 Blitzburgh 47

37 OZZIE 47

40 dirty hands 46

40 BrownsFan17 46

40 listercat 46

43 THE HAMMER 44

44 rubescubes 34

45 Browns 57 32

46 Bermeck's Ky Hicks 29

47 Cee Brown Booda 9

48 Riceloft 0