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 After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.</p>

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 So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.</p>

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 The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.</p>

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 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'</p>

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 The hillbilly said to the doctor,</p>

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 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'</p>

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 'Trust me,' said the doctor.</p>


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 So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!</p>

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 '1'</p>

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 '2'</p>

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 '3'</p>

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 '4'</p>

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 '5'</p>

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 At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.</p>

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This technique originated in Pittsburgh PA!</p>

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Not to mention the states listed below have picked up on this procedure  </p>

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Pittsburgh, Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , parts of Georgia , and West Virginia ..</p>

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