<![CDATA[New Nickname for HILLIS]]>I saw this in an article and thought it was GREAT!

"Can we all start referring to Peyton Hillis as The Avalanche? He's big, he's white and he rolls over everything."

Add in a little geography and hence forth I shall refer to him as:

THE ARKANSAS AVALANCHE

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@brnfan16 said:

I'm with you D Bone. Even though it won't fly in the media you could not be more correct in the name. Notice everytime he gets in the secondary the defense gets that "O-Sh**!! here he comes, and they're wide-eyed like a deer in headlights. They are hoping that they are able to get up after he buries them.

"Bad Ass Mo Fo" would most definitely fly with the media. I can already hear Chris Berman say"Bad Ass Mo Fo runs over James Harrison for the conversion on 4th and inches! C'mon Man!"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/210595https://brownsboard.com/post/210595Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:34:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:28:04 GMT]]>'Pay Them' Hillis

or

'Paint Them' Hillis

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/210305https://brownsboard.com/post/210305Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:28:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:26:22 GMT]]>I like "The Tank". Dude is a force and just enjoys punishing people bid Jerome Bettis was the Bus, this dude should be the Tank.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/210277https://brownsboard.com/post/210277Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:26:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Mon, 22 Nov 2010 13:23:07 GMT]]>Ok, I'll bite...

How about "OUCH!"....would apply when he hits a defender AND when half a dozen defenders hit him.

Mike

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/210250https://brownsboard.com/post/210250Mon, 22 Nov 2010 13:23:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:58:55 GMT]]>How about F I T P?

Flash In The Pan.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/210243https://brownsboard.com/post/210243Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:58:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:06:22 GMT]]>"The Pilgrim"]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/208295https://brownsboard.com/post/208295Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:06:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Mon, 15 Nov 2010 06:22:03 GMT]]>Peyton 'what you talking about' Hillis

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/208283https://brownsboard.com/post/208283Mon, 15 Nov 2010 06:22:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Sun, 14 Nov 2010 17:39:43 GMT]]>Like a Rock

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@silverbackattack said:

HGH Hillbilly Hillis

If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. Someone from Pittsburgh has the nerve to call someone else a steroid abusing hillbilly. Sign off of the internet and get back to guarding your still.

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@nw-ohio-brownie said:

Down Hillis

This was going to be my choice, since he always seems to run, not between the tackles but because he runs, between the guards.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207917https://brownsboard.com/post/207917Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:55:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:52:03 GMT]]>Hillbilly HGH Hillis

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@miktoxic said:

hey, at least the guy knows how to 'court' a lady. not feed her booze till she passes out.

lilabnerstampgif.gif

don't you mean make his friends shove her in a bathroom stall, then pull his d*** out and get away with it...oh wait thats a the quarterback of another team that does that haha

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@miktoxic said:

hey, at least the guy knows how to 'court' a lady. not feed her booze till she passes out.

lilabnerstampgif.gif

What's wrong with that?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207837https://brownsboard.com/post/207837Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:11:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:10:36 GMT]]>HGH Hillbilly Hillis

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207836https://brownsboard.com/post/207836Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:10:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:19:17 GMT]]>"Thrill Us Hillis"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207699https://brownsboard.com/post/207699Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:19:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:42:33 GMT]]>hey, at least the guy knows how to 'court' a lady. not feed her booze till she passes out.

lilabnerstampgif.gif

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207691https://brownsboard.com/post/207691Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:42:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Sat, 13 Nov 2010 00:07:10 GMT]]>The Punisher.

I also loved this quote from NFL.com today in a story about McDaniels. The last sentence is priceless....

Traded Hillis to Cleveland for Brady Quinn, a sixth-round pick in 2011, and a conditional pick in 2012. Need there be any more words to describe this trade, other than that Hillis has more rushing yards this season than the entire Broncos' stable of backs? McDaniels kept using Knowshon Moreno in short-yardage last season in lieu of the bruiser Hillis, with negative results. It smacked a little of "playing my guy" instead of "my predecessor's guy." Now Hillis is running over everyone's guy in Ohio.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207679https://brownsboard.com/post/207679Sat, 13 Nov 2010 00:07:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Fri, 12 Nov 2010 11:32:23 GMT]]>Hitman Hillis

or

The New King

or

Iron Horse

or

Hellbound Hillis

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207555https://brownsboard.com/post/207555Fri, 12 Nov 2010 11:32:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:43:29 GMT]]>I still like the Avalanche or the Albino Rhino

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207516https://brownsboard.com/post/207516Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:43:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:31:07 GMT]]>I posted these nicknames in another thread on this site (my "Peyton Hillis is Da Man!" thread), but since there's now a thread dedicated to nicknames, I thought I'd offer up a few of my own:

Peyton "Place" Hillis

Peyton "Dragster" Hillis

Peyton "Sasquatch" Hillis (then he could have a tag line like "Don't mess with the Sasquatch!")

Peyton "Bruiser" Hillis

Peyton "I'm Fast Enough and Mean Enough, and Dawg' Gonnit: People Like Me!" Hillis

Peyton "Eat This!" Hillis

Peyton "Josh McDaniels is an Idiot!" Hillis

Peyton "North/South" Hillis

Peyton "Hillbilly" Hillis

Peyton "No Nonsense" Hillis

Peyton "Da Rock" Hillis

Peyton "Down" Hillis

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207513https://brownsboard.com/post/207513Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:31:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Thu, 11 Nov 2010 22:31:07 GMT]]>More like "Greased~Thunder" Elusive and Powerful Dude. We will see If he has Longevity like the Bus had. He impresses the Hell out of me.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/207493https://brownsboard.com/post/207493Thu, 11 Nov 2010 22:31:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New Nickname for HILLIS on Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:13:25 GMT]]>RamRod

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@shepwrite said:

I like "The Hammer"... because it's simple and my son's nickname used to be Jack "Hammer" Shepherd, from his 5th grade coach. Then they hit an age where they don't want adults giving them nicknames. Or opinions of any kind. Or looking at them. Or existing.

"The Hammer" is way too cliche. Maybe "The Anvil".

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@thomas5737 said:

Listening to his interviews he sounds like a religious fellow, so how about "Satan hatin' Peyton" Hillis. just kidding, unless someone likes it. 🙂

That's true. In every other sentence he said something like "if the Good Lord willing" etc. etc. But it didn't come off preachy, it just off as him being essentially a good ole boy. So, I like your suggestion.

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