FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .

The Israelis are developing an airport security device

that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners

at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but

will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this

crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a

long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled

explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes ;

"Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on

flight number XXXX. Shalom!"