<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Now that the stressful work of being a head football coach in the NFL is over for a few months, here's some things Rex Ryan can do to enjoy the offseason.</p>


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He can celebrate not putting his foot in his mouth by trash talking the Steelers.  </p>

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Now he can put his feet up and rest.  </p>

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He can wiggle his toes and relax.  </p>

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He can enjoy some foot-long hot dogs. </p>

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He can get out the foot massager and rub away that stress.</p>

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He can be in step with his personal life.</p>

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He can go toe to toe with his wife playing Scrabble.</p>

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He can get a toe hold on his personal life.</p>

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He can be on his toes for new opportunities.</p>

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He won't have to toe the line with the press for a few months.</p>

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He can reviatlize himself from head to toe.</p>

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He can put his football problems under foot.</p>

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He can avoid getting cold feet from being nervous before press conferences.</p>

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He won't have to drag his feet while he contemplates game strategy.</p>

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He can ensure the team gets off on the right foot in 2011.</p>

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He can sign all of his players for next season and not get off on the wrong foot.</p>

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He can work on his moves so he isn't dancing with two left feet.</p>

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He can build a man cave since doesn't have to live on a shoestring budget.</p>

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Moving forward, all he has to do is put one foot in front of the other.</p>

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He has money, he can hire someone to wait on him hand and foot.</p>

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He can quit thinking about close games where he is hanging on by his toenails.</p>

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A step in the wrong direction can be avoided if he develops a personal finance plan.</p>

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A step in the right direction would be for him to lose more weight.</p>

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When it comes to Superbowls, the shoe is on the other foot.</p>

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He can feel good about the season and stand proudly on his own two feet.</p>

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He doesn't have to worry that the owner is going to hold his feet to the fire for a game next week.</p>

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At least for the AFC championship game, he didn't shoot himself in the foot by making some wild prediction.</p>

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He has to forget the loss and get back on his feet.</p>

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One step at a time, that is how Rex moves forward from here.</p>

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He doesn't have to tip toe around the house when he comes home late from game planning.</p>

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He can work on his fancy footwork.</p>

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He can hot foot it over to Pizza Hut.</p>

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He can contemplate better ways to think on his feet.</p>

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He can be footloose and fancy free for a few months.</p>

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He can take a walk on the wild side.</p>

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He may be able to get a foot in the door of his neighbor's wife.</p>

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He can sweep his wife off her feet with a new diamond ring.</p>

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He can get his feet wet learning yoga.</p>

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He can work on personal hygiene and eliminate all toe jam.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/18699/things-rex-ryan-can-do-in-the-off-season</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 01:29:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/18699.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:59:54 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:36:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Yeah but he is funny.  Big difference.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226437</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226437</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vegasdogg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:36:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:22:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/vegasdogg" aria-label="Profile: vegasdogg">@<bdi>vegasdogg</bdi></a> <a href="/post/226421">said</a>:</p>I think he should see a Psychiatrist.  This guy is one angry fella.</blockquote>

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it's tough sometimes to see someone else's take on humor. for all you know everyone is mean and nasty and needs a psychiatrist. pleez.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226429</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226429</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:22:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:06:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/thomaspro" aria-label="Profile: thomaspro">@<bdi>thomaspro</bdi></a> <a href="/post/226402">said</a>:</p>Miktoxic,
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Don you think you should see the on field product before you make such negative assumptions?</p>
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I think he should see a Psychiatrist.  This guy is one angry fella.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226421</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226421</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Vegasdogg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:06:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:54:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>OK Toxic,</p>

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LOL, for a minute I thought you were a poster from the Cleveland.com Browns board.  Scarey stuff over there.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226416</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226416</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thomaspro]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:54:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:16:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/thomaspro" aria-label="Profile: thomaspro">@<bdi>thomaspro</bdi></a> <a href="/post/226402">said</a>:</p>Miktoxic,
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Don you think you should see the on field product before you make such negative assumptions?</p>
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<b>i'm joking about shurmer. seriously you know that's not for real. i do like both the ryan brothers and the attitude they bring to football and winning.</b></p>

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you are correct with waiting to see on field production. i hope and pray that holmgren knows what he's doing. just a not a lot of splash with these hires. maybe that's a good thing. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226404</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226404</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:16:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:15:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I bet Ryan didn't have a hard time accepting his de-feet.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226403</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226403</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Couch Pulls Out]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:15:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:13:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Miktoxic,</p>

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Don you think you should see the on field product before you make such negative assumptions?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226402</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226402</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thomaspro]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:13:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:11:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/226395">said</a>:</p>yeah he likes feet. but i heard shurmer likes cock. i'd take the ryan brothers as coaches on my team any day compared to the shit we're moving in here.</blockquote>

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LOL! Only time can and will tell. Meanwhile we get to watch a repeat of Groundhogs day with the stoolers in the SB. Kinda like watching the Yankees in the WS.</p>

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They both suck.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226399</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226399</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. T]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:11:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:13:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>yeah he likes feet. but i heard shurmer likes cock. i'd take the ryan brothers as coaches on my team any day compared to the shit we're moving in here.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226395</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226395</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:13:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Things Rex Ryan can do in the off season on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:01:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I am sure he just read your post and thought.............Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.............Feet!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/226391</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/226391</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thomaspro]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:01:20 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>