A) A chicken farmer

B ) Married to a chicken farmer

C) In constant pain from wooden dentures

D) Lindsey Lohan's grandfather

The 19th Amendment was:

A) The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall

not be denied or abridged by the United States or by

any State on account of sex.

B ) The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall

not be denied or abridged by the United States or by

any State on account of NOT having sex.

C) A presidential declaration making "having oral sex" NOT

the same thing as "having sex"

D) Repealed the 72nd Amendment

Rutherford Hayes was:

A) Pictured kicking Chester A Arthur's ass

B ) Married to a chicken farmer

C) A guy who ate Egg Rolls on the White House lawn

D) some geezer you've never heard of

Which of these facts is NOT true about Richard Nixon?

A) He singlehandedly ruined confidence in the presidency

B ) He was a liar

C) He was a creep

D) He was a crook

E) He was the ugliest president

F) None of the above is not true

This President helped put down the Boxer Rebellion

A) Warren G Harding

B ) Elvis R Costello

C) Elvis G Harding

D) Evander Hollifield

President Clinton was:

A) Concerned about foreign affairs

B ) Concerned with having domestic affairs

C) Popular among mongoloid voters

D) Married to a chicken farmer

Howard Taft was:

A) President so fat he got stuck in the White House tub

B ) A real ladies man

C) A real lady

D) Married to a chicken

General Lafayette stayed at the White House with what pet animal?

A) A french poodle

B ) A french hooker

C) An alligator

D) A chicken

Who had to be removed from Andrew Jackson's funeral for cussin'?

A) His wife

B ) His girlfriend

C) His parrot

D) Andrew Jackson

"Macaroni" was

A) Caroline Kennedy's horse

B ) Caroline Kennedy's chicken

C) Caroline Kennedy's favorite food

D) Caroline Kennedy

The "Lincoln Bed Room" :

A) Used to be a real swinging place

B ) Is the most requested guest room in the White House

C) Was named after Kennedy's secretary

D) Was where Jackie slept

E) Was where Clinton slept after Hilary found out about Monica

Who said: "Freedom of the press, freedom of association, the inviolability of domicile, and all the rest of the rights of man are respected so long as no one tries to use them against the privileged class. On the day they are launched against the privileged they are overthrown"?

A) Peter Kropotkin

B ) Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

C) Peter Principle

D) Elvis Costello

What naval battle between Mark Antony and Octavian is said to mark the beginning of the Roman Empire?

A) Pearl Harbor

B ) Battle of Midway

C) Battle of Actium

D) Battle of Astalovista

As Commander-in-Chief, the President is determined to look out for the interests of:

A) Big Business

B ) The Military Industrial Complex

C) The Wealthy Elite

D) All of the above