<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Who Am I?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Who am I???</p>

<p>I spent my early life in one country but had my big success in another</p>

<p>I was not my father's only child. He fathered several children with different women.</p>

<p>I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.</p>

<p>My mother died at an early age </p>

<p>Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book praising my father, not my mother.</p>

<p>Later in life, questions arose over my real name.</p>

<p>My birth records were dubious</p>

<p>I claimed to be a Christian but showed little sign of it </p>

<p>There was another religion I liked, however</p>

<p>I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.</p>

<p>That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career.</p>

<p>I wrote a book about my early struggles</p>

<p>It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.</p>

<p>I became active in small time politics in my 30's until I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's.</p>

<p>They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.</p>

<p>I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.</p>

<p>Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me, as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.</p>

<p>I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.</p>

<p>This bolstered my ego.</p>

<p>At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...</p>

<p>I was very critical of my country in the most recent war, and seized every opportunity to bash those who ran my country at that time</p>

<p>But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.</p>

<p>I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed at minimal cost</p>

<p>I knew which group was responsible for getting my country into a mess. It was the free market, banks and corporations.</p>

<p>I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.</p>

<p>I called mine "A People's Campaign".</p>

<p>That sounded good to all people.</p>

<p>I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.</p>

<p>I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.</p>

<p>So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor and ignorant and told them they were "persecuted"</p>

<p>My true views were not widely known and I kept them quiet until after I became my nation's leader.</p>

<p>Then I became the most powerful man in the world.</p>

<p>Who am I?</p>

<p>ADOLPH HITLER</p>

<p><strong>Who'd you think it was...?</strong></p>

<p><em>A version of the above has been circulating on the web for some time but one that includes a number of inaccuracies.  It is suggestive but proves nothing, of course</em></p>
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<p><strong>too bad a redneck bush couldn't come up with some gimmick like from which you speak. at least he would've been more interesting and maybe even be able to spell and speak at a grammar school level. </strong><img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f606.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--laughing" title=":laughing:" alt="😆" /><strong> </strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/238778</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/238778</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:25:01 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>