Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "NO."

And so the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and joined the Navy and made love to skinny big breasted woman and hunted and raced cars

and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and

beer and Patron tequila and never paid child support or alimony and ate what

he wanted and screwed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got

cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he

was friggin' cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the

toilet seat up.

The End