Beanpot's League

Werewolves of Linden took a bite out of Zombo's WildDawgs to win top honors (the Viagra trophy) for the week. Aaron Rodgers (44) was singlehandly responsible for the outcome. Werewolves 118; WildDawgs (without wolfsbane) 89.

NavDawg's Browns were cut to pieces by TexChainsaw Massaquoi, 65-112. Tex has Baltimore's defense (32) to thank for pulling off the most massive pasting for league one.

The Average Joe's maintained an above average level of achievement for the week and are the only team still undefeated in the league. Commish, Beanpot, dropped to 2-2 in part because Kevin Kolb delivered a goose egg.

The squeaker of the week saw the Redneck Roosters finally win one. Hakeem Nicks (26) and Matt Forte (24) notched the victory over Dot the I, 96-93.

Also played:

Greenville Mayhem 86

Believeland 60

Usual Suspects 92

Ballantyne Buckeyes 88

Oreo's Hangout

Kentucky Barnburner swept the awards this week by knocking off the Bronx Browns 129-83. Aaron Rodgers ruled for the Barnburner and more than made up for the zip from Devery Henderson.

Luckiest matchup of the week gave the gift of a 4-0 record to dirty hands 76-66 over The Hammer. The dirty hands may have cleaned up but would have lost had they faced ANY other opponent in Oreo's Hangout.

GocongorGoHome has the other perfect record in the hangout. Empty threats from DD's, "Gocong, you're going home!" and a -2 from Chad Henne delivered the W to Gocong, 106-90.

Oreo's yowling over the only winless record so far. She'll have claws out this week in an effort to scratch a path out of the cellar. Hammertime distracted the kitty with treats and snagged enough points to win 92-85.

Also played:

Beanpot 97

Lambdo's Air Show 69

Choo Choo's 106

Kamac 19 89

The Heidi Report

My Helmet's 2Tight 3-1-0 107

Ballantyne Bruisers 33-1-0 90

Helmet had the pleasure of handing Bruisers his first loss this week. It wasn't a blowout but Helmet did an endzone happy dance just the same.

Ballantyne Bruisers top players this week were Calvin Johnson with 26 and Jimmy Graham with 24 points.

My Helmet's 2Tight's top players were Aaron Rodgers with 44 points and Tony Gonzalez with 16.

And with those 44 points, Aaron Rodgers wins the Viagra Award in this league this week. Stand tall and proud.

RunninUover 1-2-1 107

stewartcj1 1-3-0 92

RunninUover did well enough to collect his first win here in week 4 although stewartcj1 had a respectable showing as his team scored better than was predicted.RunninUover's top players in week 4 were Steve Smith with 20 pts and Michael Turner with 19.stewartcj1's top players were Beanie Wells with 27 points and Sidney Rice with 14.

Brownies 3-1-0 127

The Korky Butcheks 1-2-1 68

The Brownies baked (groan) The Korky Butcheks for this weeks Toyota Biggest Blowout Award with a +59 points.Brownies big players this week were Wes Welker 25 pts and Matt Forte with 24.The Korky Butcheks top players, Dwayne Bowe with 18 & Tom Brady with 16 points.

fatherof3 3-1-0 78

Football is back 2-2-0 72

Break out the W-D 40 because we follow this weeks Biggest Blowout Award with The Squeaker Award going to this matchup with a difference of only 6 points. fatherof3 gets the win.fatherof3's top players in week 4 were Dez Bryant with 17 and LeSean McCoy with 15.Football is back's top scorers were Steven Jackson with 14 and Drew Brees with 9.

Cleveland Steamers 4-0-0 123

Peyton's Posse 1-3-0 67

Cleveland Steamers continues his winning streak and perfect record.Steamers players that "brought it" this week were Hakeem Nicks with 26 points and Matthew Stafford with 14.Peyton's Posse top players were LeGerrette Blount with 15 and Colt McCoy with 12.

why cant we win 1-3-0 81

Believeland Browns 0-4-0 63

why cant we win shocked himself and the Believeland Browns by slapping a "W" on the board this week and keeping Believeland from tasting his first victory. Instead he tasted a goose egg and it wasn't as sweet as a piece of win pie.why cant we win's top players for week 4 were DeSean Jackson with 17 and Greg Jennings with 19 points.

Believeland Browns top scorers were Vincent Jackson and Ray Rice both with 16 pts.

The Great Zomboni

Zombo's Real McCoys 56 Final

TXChainsawMassaquois 117

Huskymania 49 Final

Flea Flickers 101

BigBadDawgs 89 Final

Jake24 96

Mr. Freeze's Snowmen 103 Final

Burning River 83

Polk High 101 Final

Calfox KosarDawgs 101

Bermeck's Ky Hicks 102 Final

Team InglewoodJack 113

1. TXChainsawMassaquois 4-0-0 1.000 439 257 W-4 5 14

2. Flea Flickers 3-1-0 .750 432 281 W-2 8 4

3. Bermeck's Ky Hicks 3-1-0 .750 400 351 L-1 10 3

4. Team InglewoodJack 3-1-0 .750 381 360 W-3 7 6

5. Jake24 2-2-0 .500 358 332 W-1 3 1

6. Burning River 2-2-0 .500 352 366 L-2 11 12

7. Zombo's Real McCoys 2-2-0 .500 341 441 L-2 4 6

8. Polk High 1-2-1 .375 348 368 T-1 6 6

9. Calfox KosarDawgs 1-2-1 .375 309 353 T-1 9 7

10. BigBadDawgs 1-3-0 .250 328 392 L-1 1 3

11. Mr. Freeze's Snowmen 1-3-0 .250 300 364 W-1 2 3

12. Huskymania 0-4-0 .000 313 436 L-4 12 3

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Hold onto your knickers .. bye weeks are upon us. We're ready, willing and able to mock anyone who leaves the lineup stocked with players on a bye.