Well, if Aaron had gotten me a hundred points every game with his qb'ing...

things would have worked out for the Kosardawgs. As it is, KosarDawgs sucked,

but still "won" because we didn't end up last.

@cowsrus said:

No problem at all Kathy. That's why you pay us the big bucks. Wait, we DO get paid for this, right?

Thanks for putting everything together

You're welcome to join me as my guest to a game next year.

I'm not hitting on you or anything, just saying I appreciate your effort and you are welcome to join me at a game.

Thanks for putting everything together

I am ready for baseball. All this other stuff is simply biding time.

Beanpot's League

Cam Newton (31), Larry Fitzgerald (19) and Jordy Nelson (25) were kickin' it for Beanpot in the Fantasy Football Championship. The rest of the team spent too much time partying and left their points in their rooms, on the dance floor, at the beach or wherever. Dot the I took advantage of the open door and walked right into the win, 92-89. Drew Brees and his 26 points made the difference in the win. Dot celebrated (as you can see above) by talkin' smack with Zombo who did, in fact, finish 9th. Beanpot was his usual gentlemanly self, "Now I can *officially* congratulate you, Mark. Hell of a game!"

The Werewolves of Linden and the Average Joe's duked it out for third. The Joe's broke out the garlic to no avail and declared "Bah, humbug!" when the final score was posted. I have no idea what the phase of the moon was during the playoffs but it didn't make any difference to the Werewolves who prevailed, 110-73. Aaron Rodgers came through with an impressive 36 points before taking a seat to preserve his limbs for the NFL playoffs.

The Consolation Round saw the Ballantyne Buckeye's obliterated by The Usual Suspects 96-64.

The Redneck Roosters must've done the chicken dance when TexChainsaw Massaquoi's Tony Romo landed on the bench, posting a big fat ZERO. Reggie Wayne (21) and Rashard Mendenhall (16) weren't able to save the day for Tex and the Roosters celebrated a lucky victory 77-69.

Final Rankings:

*1. Dot the I 8-6-0 .571 1243 1174 L-1 7 8

*2. Beanpot 11-3-0 .786 1408 1260 W-7 10 15

*3. Werewolves of Linden 10-3-1 .750 1256 1142 W-1 1 18

*4. Average Joe's 8-6-0 .571 1228 1152 W-2 12 20

5. The Usual Suspects 7-6-1 .536 1242 1187 L-1 11 27

6. Ballantyne Buckeyes 7-6-1 .536 1111 1157 W-1 8 12

7. Redneck Roosters 6-8-0 .429 1171 1203 W-5 9 21

8. TexChainsawMassaquoi 6-8-0 .429 1074 1079 L-2 4 5

9. Zombo's WildDawgs 5-8-1 .393 1196 1281 L-5 6 19

10. Believeland 5-9-0 .357 1163 1153 L-2 5 40

11. Navdawg's Browns 5-9-0 .357 1054 1193 L-3 3 27

Oh, and some team from Greenville finished last.

Oreo's League

The Hammer and Lambdo's Air Show fought tooth and nail until the final gun. The Hammer pounded out the win 107-104. It was a great showing for two great teams. There didn't seem to be a weak link on either club and it's hard to tell what made the difference. Just goes to show that even the small things make a big difference. In this case, the Hammer won it all.

Another close matchup decided third place. Gocong or Go Home stayed, went "cong" and celebrated victory by climbing a skyscraper or something. Gocong defeated a scrappy dirty hands, 99-85.

Consolation round:

DD's beat beat Choo Choo's 86-78.

Beanpot doused Kentucky Barn Burner 106-84. Not even Aaron Rodgers could save the Barn.

Final Standings:

*1. The Hammer 10-3-1 .750 1307 1079 T-1 4 10

*2. Lambdo's Air Show 7 9-4-1 .679 1238 1014 W-7 7 12

*3. Gocong Or Go Home 10-4-0 .714 1399 1052 W-1 1 49

*4. dirty hands 11-3-0 .786 1224 1009 W-4 8 10

5. DD's 9-4-1 .679 1187 1080 T-1 3 12

6. Choo Choo's 6-8-0 .429 1203 1201 W-2 6 4

7. Beanpot 6-8-0 .429 1106 1245 L-3 12 7

8. Kentucky Barn Burner 6-8-0 .429 1249 1313 L-2 10 25

9. Kamac19 5-8-1 .393 1007 1150 W-1 11 10

10. Oreo's Team 4-10-0 .286 1073 1162 L-5 2 8

11. hammertime 4-10-0 .286 988 1233 L-1 5 10

12. Bronx Browns 2-12-0 .143 705 1148 L-11 9 2

Congrats everyone! And an extra special thanks to Heidi and Zombo!