I honestly couldn't wait to explain that, but I was busy, then I saw that woodpecker

didn't get it, and Cysko thought I'd just started to say it ... and then

I was LOL too much to post.

"sigh"

But, now I don't know what the smallest muscle in a sheep's ass is.

OH. I know. It's woody. @@

@westside-steve said:

Old jokes 101

Denial sounds like the Nile.

The Nile is a river in Egypt.

If you are in the Nile you are wet and in Egypt.

Hope this helps...

Next up:

What is the smallest muscle in a sheep's ass?

WSS

lol I got the denial part

So soaked in egypt means you fell in the nile meaning you are "in denial"

got it.

@mld-woody said:

where's the pun?

Old jokes 101

Denial sounds like the Nile.

The Nile is a river in Egypt.

If you are in the Nile you are wet and in Egypt.

Hope this helps...

Next up:

What is the smallest muscle in a sheep's ass?

WSS

@mr.-t said:

Woody, do as Heck does and fold your ears and close your eyes so you wont have to listen or read that you are in the river of denial. In other words just act like a alcoholic who wont listen to advice or see the warning signs.

I don't believe I'll ever see the warning signs you see because I'm not a crazy person.

Or maybe you're like a savant that can see sound. Still, I'll never see that.

The only people that see your warning signs are other elderly tea party members....

@westside-steve said:

It's a variation on the denial isn't a river in egypt gag.

Maybe you could find something more substantial to bellyache about.

WSS

where's the pun?

@heckofajobbrownie said:

And still nobody knows what it means. You just hold out your hands and back away slowly.

It's a variation on the denial isn't a river in egypt gag.

Maybe you could find something more substantial to bellyache about.

WSS

@the-cysko-kid said:

"Completely soaked in Egypt". I wonder, is this rush limbaughs weekly buzz word, you unoriginal parrot? I notice you only just started saying it.

FWIW He's been using that phrase for years.

WSS

Bunker said:

maybe you should run for bus captain on the short bus.

says this but didn't finish college

you're a moron x5

You are completely soaked in Egypt.

T has been making a lot of solid points. Any time a non lib does that...

the knee jerk reaction by jerks amounts to crapping on their keyboard or something.

That's somehow worse than first grade. Maladjusted third grader?

That describes woodpecker, right down to his immature beak.

@mr.-t said:

Go do the math, and look at the percentage of the spending from Washington till after Reagan. Then add all the spending that DC has done since then. Then look at how much spending has been done under Obama and if I am right Obama has spent more money than any of all the previous Presidents combined.

And he has managed to do this in as little as 3+ years in office.

So now I will be handing you and Woodpecker out your awards for the day.

Wear it with pride Ken doll and Woodpecker

I would literally have to stand over my keyboard, take a shit on it, and submit whatever is typed up to post something on here that is less intelligent than Cal or Bunker in a given day

@the-cysko-kid said:

Woodys comment makes sense. Yours does not. Clearly you don't get what he's saying. Yes that is an alarming stat, but has no context.

Go do the math, and look at the percentage of the spending from Washington till after Reagan. Then add all the spending that DC has done since then. Then look at how much spending has been done under Obama and if I am right Obama has spent more money than any of all the previous Presidents combined.

And he has managed to do this in as little as 3+ years in office.

So now I will be handing you and Woodpecker out your awards for the day.

Wear it with pride Ken doll and Woodpecker

@mr.-t said:

You are Retarded or you cannot perform simple math.

I guess I should get out of Mechanical Engineering then, huh?

@mr.-t said:

You are Retarded or you cannot perform simple math.

Woodys comment makes sense. Yours does not. Clearly you don't get what he's saying. Yes that is an alarming stat, but has no context.

@mld-woody said:

good thing nothing has changed in 200 years

You are Retarded or you cannot perform simple math.