@kosar_for_president said:

I highly doubt that.

Nope, you're it.

And please do keep it up, it amuses me highly.

I'm all about being amused.

Zombo

Zombo said:

My one detractor. So cute.

Zombo

I highly doubt that.

@kosar_for_president said:

Time is money. And Zombo is an asshole.

My one detractor. So cute.

Zombo

@the-gipper said:

Step off your soapbox and pull out your wrench, Mr. Fixit.

Time is money. And Zombo is an asshole.

@kosar_for_president said:

Dude I deal with it everyday. You just can't have a shared server for a site set up like this. There were better options of smaller scripted forums. Maybe putting up one ad on the site would pay for a dedicated host. I could be wrong, but we have a site with 63,000 visitors yesterday and runs as smooth as a baby's bottom.

I can see one thing for sure, if anyone is listening, the CSS should not be embedded at the page level. You need to call it externally so the cache can do it's job. I looked in one the posts page and there are 4417 lines of css in each page, UNHEARD of.

If you changed this you can use a shared server.

One other thing all the links are absolute, which means every time someone clicks a link it leaves the site and comes back to reload un-cached content.

I'll step off my soapbox.

Atenears, Cloud Flare

Step off your soapbox and pull out your wrench, Mr. Fixit.

@hoorta said:

Yes, this isn't any knock on Atenears- I know he's working on the problem. I'm no Internet Guru- but if you have a big enough server(s), doesn't matter how many people are on the site. Like how many people were on NFL.com at one time during the draft? A couple million?

Dude I deal with it everyday. You just can't have a shared server for a site set up like this. There were better options of smaller scripted forums. Maybe putting up one ad on the site would pay for a dedicated host. I could be wrong, but we have a site with 63,000 visitors yesterday and runs as smooth as a baby's bottom.

I can see one thing for sure, if anyone is listening, the CSS should not be embedded at the page level. You need to call it externally so the cache can do it's job. I looked in one the posts page and there are 4417 lines of css in each page, UNHEARD of.

If you changed this you can use a shared server.

One other thing all the links are absolute, which means every time someone clicks a link it leaves the site and comes back to reload un-cached content.

I'll step off my soapbox.

Atenears, Cloud Flare

@kosar_for_president said:

Wrong. The script is obviously not optimized and if you had a dedicated server it wouldn't matter. We have 18 sites, 2 of them getting over 60,000 visits a day.

Yes, this isn't any knock on Atenears- I know he's working on the problem. I'm no Internet Guru- but if you have a big enough server(s), doesn't matter how many people are on the site. Like how many people were on NFL.com at one time during the draft? A couple million?

@theclevelandsound said:

Sorry we cannot do anything about it! Just an unbelievably high number of people on here right now. The server can only hold so much.

Wrong. The script is obviously not optimized and if you had a dedicated server it wouldn't matter. We have 18 sites, 2 of them getting over 60,000 visits a day.

@poeticg said:

It was down for like 20/30 mins earlier today...

I got a "Connection Timed out" error for over a 1\2 hour Sunday afternoon before I gave up.

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Just make sure you put some "Weeden" in them.

seriously old man? didn't know you got down like that.

thought you were a gun toting member of the NRA and liked to shoot hippies?

@harry-buffalo said:

Crossing my fingers for the forum to not shut down tonight. Hope all the cock smooches that never regularly post just stay off so I can actually get on. And yes Ghoolie that means I would prefer to see your shining face over about 30 other assholes that have populated this board over the past 24 hours.

This post is made of gold.

At least 10 times it has bit my motherfucking ass.

Only four crashes today... so far...

Just know that it is being address.

@theclevelandsound said:

I'll bring the brownies (no pun intended)

Just make sure you put some "Weeden" in them.