<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Earth-Shattering News!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Vontaze "Headcase" Burfict has apparently signed as an UDFA with the Bungals.  <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f633.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--flushed" title=":flushed:" alt="😳" /></p>

<p>It's so typical.  One step ahead, three giant leaps back.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/22790/earth-shattering-news</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 04:37:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/22790.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 01:48:25 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:54:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Or on the street begging for change. That is normally where all the bipolars who don't seek help end up.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286788</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286788</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Harry Buffalo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:54:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:32:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>or stealing cars...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286780</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286780</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[choco]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:32:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:23:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>No way would I want the guy here.  Maybe as a UDFA, MAYBE..  Than when he can't hack it.. which he won't, he can start selling cars.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286777</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286777</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BrownsKidd]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:23:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:17:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Instead he has Ray Maualuga.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286766</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286766</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BadNewsBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:17:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:19:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dude's a beast. He needs a mentor like Ray Lewis to get his head straight. Tough love would do him good cause otherwise he's a bad man.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286762</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286762</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Carlos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:19:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:52:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I wanted Vontaze in Cleveland if only to see if we could develop him into a dominant pass rusher, BUT, if what everyone says about him is true, that he's undisciplined and can't play at this level then I'm glad the Bengals got him because maybe he'll be out of position and we can take advantage of that, or, maybe he'll commit some personal fouls that help us in return. Maybe I'm reaching here but whatever...</p>

<p>That's a huge run-on sentence, I know.  <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286726</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286726</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PoeticG]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:52:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:54:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/286610">said</a>:</p>
<p><strong>let you tell it.</strong></p>

<p><strong>a couple of cans of 'weed away' glasses a week and he'll be one high jaw bustin pass rushing LB bustin thru our right side and choppin weedeb and TR 2wice a year.</strong></p>

<p><strong>every team in our division laughs and jumps for joy after every move we make.</strong></p>

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<p>Can you please type English. It may save a tenth of a second per paragraph to do what you are doing. "bustin" Oh my God, that whole "g" really sucked to type... "thru" really? and after that you say: "2wice?" The fuck is that supposed to mean? "2" is tougher to type than "t?" Everyone laughs at your attempt to write a competent sentence. </p>

<p>I'm not even going to try to decipher what that first sentence is trying to say. </p>

<p>I guess there is no pleasing some fans (if you call yourself that).</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286611</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286611</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandBigDawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:54:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Earth-Shattering News! on Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:39:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>let you tell it.</strong></p>

<p><strong>a couple of cans of 'weed away' glasses a week and he'll be one high jaw bustin pass rushing LB bustin thru our right side and choppin weedeb and TR 2wice a year.</strong></p>

<p><strong>every team in our division laughs and jumps for joy after every move we make.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/286610</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/286610</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:39:26 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>