<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Funny Article From Da Blaze]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/creationists-respond-to-scientist-bill-nyes-viral-pro-evolution-clip-claiming-they-harm-children/" rel="external nofollow">THIS IS THE CREATIONISTS‘ RESPONSE TO SCIENTIST BILL NYE’S VIRAL PRO-EVOLUTION VIDEO CLAIMING THEY HARM CHILDREN</a></p>

<p>Sorry, I just looked at one of Cal's articles and jumped to this, thought it was funny.</p>


<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/r-AyDtD6sPA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/23875/funny-article-from-da-blaze</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 01:57:44 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/23875.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:37:55 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Wed, 05 Sep 2012 06:07:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Independent, college grad, church seldom/never(only for special occasions).</p>

<p>Personally Evolution but in between God Guided and God played no part.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301151</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301151</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sadbrownsfan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 06:07:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:52:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Haven't attended church since I was like 12 and got my communion </p>

<p>I consider myself an Independent</p>

<p>I am a college student that will eventually do postgraduate stuff</p>

<p>I think humans evolved and God played no part in it.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301089</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301089</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MLD Woody]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:52:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:19:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/sadbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: sadbrownsfan">@<bdi>sadbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/301020">said</a>:</p>
<p>Misleading title, all articles from the da blaze are funny.</p>

<p>Also is it really 40% of US students believe in creationism over evolution?</p>

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<p>Source: <a href="http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspx" rel="external nofollow">http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspx</a></p>

<p>For curiosity's sake, where does everyone fall, here? List your level of education and your beliefs of those questions.</p>

<p><img src="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/633319/thumbs/s-EVOLUTION-CHURCH-large640.jpg" alt="s-EVOLUTION-CHURCH-large640.jpg" /></p>

<p><img src="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/633268/thumbs/s-EVOLUTION-POLITICS-large640.jpg" alt="s-EVOLUTION-POLITICS-large640.jpg" /></p>

<p><img src="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/633295/thumbs/s-EVOLUTION-EDUCATION-large640.jpg" alt="s-EVOLUTION-EDUCATION-large640.jpg" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301082</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301082</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[VaporTrail]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:19:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:13:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/calfoxwc" aria-label="Profile: calfoxwc">@<bdi>calfoxwc</bdi></a> <a href="/post/301018">said</a>:</p>
<p>Little Johnnie Dimwitted Woodenpeckerhead Song</p>

<p>The Woodpecker Song</p>

<p>He's up each morning dim and surly</p>
<p>To wake up all the neighborhood</p>
<p>To bring to ev'ry human being</p>
<p>His sad and stupid woodpeckerhead song..</p>

<p>Hear him peckin' out a studid ratatatatat,</p>
<p>Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.</p>
<p>He's as stupid as a bumble bee</p>
<p>All day long.</p>

<p>To be a real American,</p>
<p>Just find a tree that's shady</p>
<p>And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick</p>
<p>Walk away quickly and laugh.</p>

<p>Don't even try act out his stupidity,</p>
<p>And let your kids hear or be near him</p>
<p>Just ignore that hateful, gay tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick</p>
<p>That sad little Woodenpeckerhead Song.</p>

</blockquote>

<p>Actually this is sort of funny. The first line that is. The rest is just as tiresome as merlin and all that.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301026</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301026</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:13:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:10:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mld-woody" aria-label="Profile: mld-woody">@<bdi>mld-woody</bdi></a> <a href="/post/301012">said</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/creationists-respond-to-scientist-bill-nyes-viral-pro-evolution-clip-claiming-they-harm-children/" rel="external nofollow">THIS IS THE CREATIONISTS‘ RESPONSE TO SCIENTIST BILL NYE’S VIRAL PRO-EVOLUTION VIDEO CLAIMING THEY HARM CHILDREN</a></p>

<p>Sorry, I just looked at one of Cal's articles and jumped to this, thought it was funny.</p>


</blockquote>

<p>Misleading title, all articles from the da blaze are funny.</p>

<p>Also is it really 40% of US students believe in creationism over evolution?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301020</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301020</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[sadbrownsfan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:10:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:00:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Little Johnnie Dimwitted Woodenpeckerhead Song</p>

<p>The Woodpecker Song</p>

<p>He's up each morning dim and surly</p>
<p>To wake up all the neighborhood</p>
<p>To bring to ev'ry human being</p>
<p>His sad and stupid woodpeckerhead song..</p>

<p>Hear him peckin' out a studid ratatatatat,</p>
<p>Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.</p>
<p>He's as stupid as a bumble bee</p>
<p>All day long.</p>

<p>To be a real American,</p>
<p>Just find a tree that's shady</p>
<p>And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick</p>
<p>Walk away quickly and laugh.</p>

<p>Don't even try act out his stupidity,</p>
<p>And let your kids hear or be near him</p>
<p>Just ignore that hateful, gay tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick</p>
<p>That sad little Woodenpeckerhead Song. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301018</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301018</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:00:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:51:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Woodpecker Song</p>
<p>Glenn Miller</p>
<p>(Reginella Campagnola)</p>
<p>(E. Di Lazzaro)</p>

<p>He's up each morning bright and early</p>
<p>To wake up all the neighborhood</p>
<p>To bring to ev'ry boy and girlie</p>
<p>His happy serenade on wood.</p>

<p>Hear him pickin' out a melody</p>
<p>Peck, peck, peckin' at the same old tree.</p>
<p>He's as happy as a bumble bee</p>
<p>All day long.</p>

<p>To serenade your lady</p>
<p>Just find a tree that's shady</p>
<p>And when you hear that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick</p>
<p>Sing right along.</p>

<p>Come on and try his rhythm</p>
<p>And let your hearts beat with 'im</p>
<p>Just listen to that tick-a-tick-tick, tick-a-tick-tick</p>
<p>Happy little Woodpecker Song. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301017</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301017</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:51:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Article From Da Blaze on Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:51:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/in-case-you-havent-heard-president-obama-issued-a-major-executive-order-last-week/" rel="external nofollow">http://www.theblaze.com/stories/in-case-you-havent-heard-president-obama-issued-a-major-executive-order-last-week/</a>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/301016</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/301016</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:51:02 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>