<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Classic Moments Of Shurmur's Last Press Conference]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Reporter:</p>

<p>"What do you say you have learned from your experience in Cleveland?"</p>

<p>Shurmur:</p>

<p>"Oh I don't know. I think that's a question for tomorrow."</p>

<p>...Woops. Seems as if despite your deflective shield you leaked out what is actually going to happen.</p>

<p>Reporter: </p>

<p>"Are you anxious to see what happens to you here in Cleveland?"</p>

<p>Shurmur:</p>

<p>"No, because if I'm not back here in CLE I will go and inspire and help another team win in some role. I have kids in college and mouths to feed."</p>

<p>...Yes, Shurmur, probably as a QB coach somewhere at best. 9-22 record on your resume ain't gonna get you another job. The misfortune in all this is that your daughter, which goes to my school in Boston coincidentally, is a pretty hot ginger who will likely hate the Browns after tomorrow. Can't leverage my patronage to the Browns in order to get with her. Dammit.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/25125/classic-moments-of-shurmur-s-last-press-conference</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 22:47:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/25125.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 03:05:04 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>