@kosarfan said:

BCS game Brent Mussberger saying "Nick Saban going to the Cleveland Browns ? I don't think so".

Then later, "perhaps Alabama's defensive coach might consider the Cleveland Browns job".

What an ass.

He know's Cleelin is where careers go to die...I'd stay away too.

Zombo said:

Here's what I heard:

"You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

I have to say Z, I was having my late night glass of Cabernet, and it damn near got spewed on the computer screen, I was laughing so hard. We way back on AOL we used to have nominations for "Post of the Year" and that one would be in the running.

But since it's the BCS championship they swarm on any possible story like a bunch of piranhas.

But this same network just hired Ray Lewis. An accomplice to a double homicide.

Shows their priorities.

TLDR: She doesn't care either because what girl doesn't like hearing she's gorgeous and get famous for no reason? she now has 228k followers on Twitter for doing absolutely nothing other than those comments.

@mike-h said:

Dying of laughter. I spit out my water at the wobbly melons part

Yeah, I may have been enjoying the wobbly melon part a little too much. Here's to the Mom's wobbly melons:

Zombo

Zombo said:

Here's what I heard:

"You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

it's like when you jump in lake erie at 20 below, your shrooms go uo into your belly.

it was the opposite of the frantic freak. she knew she was gonna get interviewed but her balls/titties went straight up into her throat (like a dude jumping in lake erie at 20 below). thank god they didn't ask her any questions cuz she woulda sounded like brownsfanforlife with WRRebels dick in his mouth.

But, I am going from a single photo.

I mean, if you want some hot pussy...then try this

Personally, she looks like a younger Carmen Electra...pre Dennis Rodman!

Zombo said:

Here's what I heard:

"You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfirend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

Very rarely do I actually laugh on posts on here but that was very funny.

BTW, idk if that "offends" post was to me, but if it was I clearly don't give a shit and I stated that extremely clearly. But we all know how the world goes and the flat chested ugly women of the world are upset about it. Goodness gracious they both look fantastic though.

Zombo said:

Here's what I heard:

"You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfirend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

Classic,Zombo.

@jrb12711 said:

I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

Here's what I heard:

"You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Oh shut the hell up with your professionalism. You would have done the same, if not worse. A comatose Brett Musberger has more professionalism and experience in the booth than you or I ever will.

I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

@brownskidd said:

That's not the argument. There is a time and a place for professionalism. And to go all viva-viagra on national TV was not the right place and pretty awkward.

Oh shut the hell up with your professionalism. You would have done the same, if not worse. A comatose Brett Musberger has more professionalism and experience in the booth than you or I ever will.

@jbluhm86 said:

In his defense, McCarron's gf is smoking hot, and I think any red blooded male on this board would take her ass to PoundTown if given the chance...

That's not the argument. There is a time and a place for professionalism. And to go all viva-viagra on national TV was not the right place and pretty awkward.

@tampadawgs said:

Get the point Cleveland is not a hot spot for top Coaches

My hope is that Banner /Haslam continue to interview until someone walks in and blows them away...going back to Horton/Wizenhut or whomever just tells me their first interviews didn't impress

When the right guy walks in the room... and the passion is there, the enthusiasim is there ,the confidence that says "I can fix this " The guy leaves nodoubt that he WANTS to coach here

If our front office has to kiss someone's ass to get them to coach in Cleveland then fuck'em ...we don't want'em here

@d-bone said:

You all have to forgive him, all the blood left his head after he sprung his 100yr old boner over McCarron’s girlfriend.

In his defense, McCarron's gf is smoking hot, and I think any red blooded male on this board would take her ass to PoundTown if given the chance...