<![CDATA[Idiots and Asswipes]]>I have read a lot of different analyses about this year's Browns. Some of the posts have been really detailed, too. However, EmperorGhoolie posted several times (voluminously?) that the Turner-Chud offense would look no different than Shurmurs offense.

The reasons he gave were

  1. Without skill players that can threaten, defenses would stay home, i.e close to the line of scrimmage, not bite on anything, and force the short dump offs.
  2. Weeden holds on to the ball, too long
  3. By keeping 8-9 men close to the LOS Richardson would be smothered, and injured quickly.
  4. No offensive line can block a swarm of defenders who know what's coming at them.

For all the analyses I have seen, this dude's is the only one that not only makes sense, but plays out. As I mentioned in another post, even Bernie Kosar's analysis of the game bears this out 100%. At the end of the game Bernie said the Colts just smothered the Browns O and because Gordon, Little and company can't get any seperation, Weeden is having the same options that he did last year............. short dink and dumps.

The poster also maintains that all NFL teams have pretty much the same playbooks, and this would indeed make sense. Maybe a trick play here or there, but a screen is a screen, a draw is a draw, and a post is a post. As I watched this game I saw too many Colts defenders just hanging around the center of the snap point. No matter where Gordon and Little were, 99% of the time they were easily blanketed.No amount of clevel play calling is going to change that.

Our WRs are among the absolute worst in the NFL, and Weeden is average, at best. I agree with the poster in question, "he takes too (expletive deleted) long to release the ball" and in my opinion he might as well be throwing to drunks off Superior avenue.

New coach, new OC, New OL, New D ? Yep........ same lousy QB, WR and TEs however is going to yield the same results. Insanity......... keep doing the same thing and expect different results.I give props to the analysis in question. More than anything else I have read about the Browns, this is seemingly very accurate.

This is going to be a long, painful year.

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@footbalfan1962 said:

That's what 25 years of losing does, and the fact the team that left Cleveland has become one of the premier NFL organizations 🙁

I see you really enjoy talking to yourself these days Tom. How many ghost accounts you have running? Two at least by my count. It's not funny anymore.

@miktoxic said:

ghoolie and his friends are flooding the forum with new usernames and bullshit posts.

tiresome.

We're doing what we can.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/350042https://brownsboard.com/post/350042Mon, 02 Sep 2013 15:37:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Mon, 02 Sep 2013 14:06:15 GMT]]>ghoolie and his friends are flooding the forum with new usernames and bullshit posts.

tiresome.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/350017https://brownsboard.com/post/350017Mon, 02 Sep 2013 14:06:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Mon, 02 Sep 2013 12:19:47 GMT]]>Good joke!

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@skycomesfirst said:

It is a Big boy forum you say? So being "big boys" you react to something you don't agree with, by posting vulgarity and changing the name of the thread? You see, I read your Terms Of Service, and this contradicts the behavior that you are claiming is acceptable here. Your TOS specifically prohibit personal attacks. As far as I can see, my only sin was to support EmporerGhoolie, and cite Bernie Kosar's comments that Little and Gordon can't get separation. I mean, I thought you guys said Kosar was knowledgeable? So which one is it?

To the poster who suggested I grow some hair on my "expletive deleted", I can't. I am a woman. I am wondering, is it a TOS violation to agree with EmporerGhoolie? Is it a violation to know him and occassionally work on musical projects with him? For the record, he suggested this board to me. How wonderful it was for me to tell my parents, friends and caregiver (all of whom are Browns fans) about this board, just to open up the board and see my thread and me labeled Idiots and Asswipes. Indeed Mr. Hoorta, you are a big boy and should be proud of your behavior. By all means, insult me and degrade me, I assure you, I am in no position, physically or otherwise to compete with you "Big Boys".

You people are so obsessed with EmporerGhoolie that you believe everyone who doesn't agree with you is either him, or a Troll? You are that shallow in character that you have to mock and ridicule any thought that doesn't express roses and butterflies for the team and players that you fantasize about? You should be ashamed of yourself. I will leave you, and this disgusting collection of inconsiderate scum-imitations of human beings. For all your football "knowledge" none of the new wonderment that your great analyses call out are coming to fruition. Your buddy, and I believe Master, EmperorGhoolie predicted that the 2013 offense would be absolutely the same as the 2012 version. So far, it looks like he is more accurate than any of you. I think THAT is the source of your tantrums and childish behavior. Finally, as I look at this board, and behavior of adolescents such as yourself, I understand why this board only has homers, you "big boys" aren't big boy enough to play fairly. It's your ball, and you are going to determine the rules, as the game progresses.

How sad Browns fans have become. Don't bother responding to me, I won't again open this deposit of dried feces.

That's what 25 years of losing does, and the fact the team that left Cleveland has become one of the premier NFL organizations 🙁

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349999https://brownsboard.com/post/349999Mon, 02 Sep 2013 11:00:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Mon, 02 Sep 2013 03:42:23 GMT]]>just like as an ohio state fan, if we draft a guy...(robiskie) and he turns out to be shit, what are ya gonna do?

cut him, that's what.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349983https://brownsboard.com/post/349983Mon, 02 Sep 2013 03:42:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Mon, 02 Sep 2013 00:38:46 GMT]]>I think we all hoped more from Momass and for Momass...It's a shame...but it's not in the cards...plain as that....

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349947https://brownsboard.com/post/349947Mon, 02 Sep 2013 00:38:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Mon, 02 Sep 2013 00:26:32 GMT]]>smokum big peace pipe.

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@diehardbrownsfan said:

No, but thought it was cold. How about you?

levity, my man

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349931https://brownsboard.com/post/349931Sun, 01 Sep 2013 22:43:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Sun, 01 Sep 2013 22:42:28 GMT]]>he was seeing stars before the roidape hit. that pretty much depleted what little self confidence he had left.

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i was a momass fan because my friend is a die hard georgia fan. he did some ok stuff in college, but was never rated as a top ten guy coming out.

BUT of course our genious FO always grabs these guys that they think they can turn into legit HOFers. sure some kids are raw talent and can be molded into a 'good' player but 9 out of 10 times either you have it or you don't.

i think the prob with momass was and still is is that he's still seeing little yellow birds doing circles in his brain after the cheap shot from roid ape harrison.

BTW ghoulie isn't FUZZNUTS a new movie coming out starring your boy seth rogaine?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349926https://brownsboard.com/post/349926Sun, 01 Sep 2013 22:17:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Sun, 01 Sep 2013 22:16:07 GMT]]>No, but thought it was cold. How about you?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349925https://brownsboard.com/post/349925Sun, 01 Sep 2013 22:16:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Sun, 01 Sep 2013 21:28:43 GMT]]>is he talking about you DieHard?

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@vaportrail said:

Is anyone else lol'ing at the thought of that fat, old bastard giggling at his computer on this forum? I can just picture him, he's got 9 tabs open, each of them a different troll screen name, and he thinks to himself, "I'm so much more clever than these Retards," as he boastfully posts about the loose women he slept with 3 decades ago when he weighed less than 250 pounds. "I'm a beacon of happiness and confidence!" he exclaims as he presses the post button on tab 7. Meanwhile, he looks at the dusty 1978 bowling trophy next to the accordion hanging on the wall of his dilapidated flat, and his eyes start to well up.

That was cold.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/349917https://brownsboard.com/post/349917Sun, 01 Sep 2013 20:13:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Idiots and Asswipes on Sun, 01 Sep 2013 16:15:20 GMT]]>Is anyone else lol'ing at the thought of that fat, old bastard giggling at his computer on this forum? I can just picture him, he's got 9 tabs open, each of them a different troll screen name, and he thinks to himself, "I'm so much more clever than these Retards," as he boastfully posts about the loose women he slept with 3 decades ago when he weighed less than 250 pounds. "I'm a beacon of happiness and confidence!" he exclaims as he presses the post button on tab 7. Meanwhile, he looks at the dusty 1978 bowling trophy next to the accordion hanging on the wall of his dilapidated flat, and his eyes start to well up.

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massaquoifan11 said:

110% agree dude. we have no good skill players. We never should of cut massaquoi he was the best deep threat this teams had in decades. This team is heading for another high draft pick. hopefully the new regime next year wont squander it.

you mean the same momass that just got cut?

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massaquoifan11 said:

Who is this ghoolie guy anyways?

I'll give you a clue: one of you is the idiot and one of you is the asswipe.

Zombo

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@vaportrail said:

Massaquoifan11, a new user in August, months after we cut the guy. Ghoolie confirmed.

Who is this ghoolie guy anyways? why do you all distain him so much? seems like a knowledgeball football guy.

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massaquoifan11 said:

this is not ghoolie posting under a separate account. 100% dead srs.

Massaquoifan11, a new user in August, months after we cut the guy. Ghoolie confirmed.

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@jrb12711 said:

Im 95% sure this is Ghoolie posting under multiple accounts. That might be the post pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life

this is not ghoolie posting under a separate account. 100% dead srs.

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@miktoxic said:

you should know by now that this happens every year around this time. everyone's nerves are on end wondering if we are going to field another loser or not which turns into the defense of one's favorite players and coaches and it becomes personal (not really), but some people take it that way.

i guess some people still subscribe to AOL and have never gotten sniped online to the shock of their moral being.

OMG!!! he said grow some sack hair! i mean, that was a joke. geez i guess don rickles is the devil incarnate. how does one go through life without ever hearing something they might consider offensive? i guess they'll just internally combust once the bubble around them pops.

LOL...half of these kids I'm sure never heard of Don Rickles...Amazing he's still alive. but yeah...The natives do tend to get restless this time of year for sure. then at seasons end the winter doldrum's set in/

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Zombo said:

Quite frankly, it's hard to believe Massaquoi has a fan, so there's that.

Zombo

Check Mo's lines of consanquinity. This guy is probably on it.

(Oh, OK ....that would be "family tree")

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@the-gipper said:

Well, I would have never thought of Ghoolie as being a fan of Massaquoi. So there's that.

Quite frankly, it's hard to believe Massaquoi has a fan, so there's that.

Zombo

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Zombo said:

For what it's worth, SkyComesFirst IP address is from East Texas, Massaquoifan's is from Rhode Island and the Emporer's is, of course from Memphis TN.

Definitely three different people.

Yet, it would seem, one mindset.

Zombo

Well, I would have never thought of Ghoolie as being a fan of Massaquoi. So there's that.

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