Seahawks...eliminate because of silly logo/colors and because that town likes soccer too much.

Raiders....keep in because they seem to be the Hell's Angels teams and because they come off as badasses

49ers...eliminate because they attract too many winesipping yuppie types.

Chargers....keep because San Diego has nice weather and I like their powder blues.

Arizona...eliminate...Cardinals had no business moving there from St. Louis

Broncos....eliminate for the same reason as you...horsehead team run by a horseface guy.

Cowboys/Texans...eliminate because, yea, you can't root for DumbAss Texans and the biggest FRAK team on the planet.

Saints..., keep because they have cool unis...and because they are in NO...and who don't like Bourbon St.

Chiefs...keep because they have great fans....similar to Browns

Rams...eliminate....should never left LA.

Vikings....keep...because my son lives there now and so do cousins.

Packers....keep...because they are the only community owned team, and my wife is from Wisc.

Bears....keep...because who don't like Chicago

Colts...eliminate. Should never have left Baltimore

Detroit...keep....that city needs something...and who don't like a color called "Honolulu Blue".

Cleveland...obvious

Cincinnati... eliminate. Those stripes are getting tacky looking...and yes, they are but a bastard stepchild of a team.

Tennessee...Shoulda never left Houston..eliminate

Atlanta...kinda neutral....they have been a nothingburger since creation. Atlanta a little to yuppified for me. If forced...eliminate

Tampa Bay...eliminate...fans too fickle and transient

Miami...eliminate. They got LeBron, let them suck on his nuts.

Jacksonville....keep. I don't have the same bias against new teams as Z. Name goes good with the town. Plus, they seem harmless.

Carolina. Ordinarily I would elimate, because I don't care for teams that can't figure out where they are...Pick a state...a town, whatever. Yea. Eliminate

Washington. Keep, I guess. Though I agree they name is racist.

Baltimore...eliminate. A team born of a cum shot.

Pittsburgh..eliminate. Dumbest fans on the planet

Philadelphia...keep. Having obnoxious fans is no detraction for me. Friends and family in the area.

Buffalo...keep. Cleveland's kid brother.

NY Giants/NY Jets/NE Patriots. ESPN suckles the east coast teat enough. I don't need to.

1. Eliminate teams I hate

Steelers

2. Eliminate front running gay teams

Cowboys

3 Eliminate cities that stole other franchises

Ravens, Colts, Titans, Rams, Cardinals

4 Eliminate expansion franchises whose existence caused a vacuum that caused other teams to move

Jacksonville, Carolina

4 Eliminate any other bastardized franchises that stole their concept form another team

Bengals

5 Eliminate teams that caused great heatbreak to the Browns

Broncos

6 Eliminate all teams from obnoxious New York and Boston

Giants, Jets, Patriots

7 Eliminate all teams from obnoxious Texas

(The Texans would have gotten eliminated here but the rest of their division was already gone)

That left in the AFC:

Bills

Dolphins

Browns

Texans

Raiders

Chiefs

Chargers

I then eliminated dolphins because their fans are pussies.

In the NFC we had:

Redskins

Eagles

Packers

Lions

Vikings

bears

Falcons

Saints

Buccaneers

49ers

Seahawks

So, I eliminated the Seahawks and Bucs because I have suffered longer than they have been around. And then I eliminated the Vikings because they had the least seniority of the NFC North teams.

Then I just picked New Orleans over Atlanta because I enjoyed partying in New Orleans.

@the-gipper said:

And, OK, lets ask this question: Have any of you been born since 1968 (or Jan. 1969). If born after that date none of all these teams have won a title in your lifetimes. That is....anyone who is under 45 years old. Jets win in 1968 the last title for every one of these teams (including Seattle originated in 1976).

Consider: an entire NFL playoff field without a team who has won a title in 45 years.

@bendmeover said:

Yes, I would rather have the Eagles win that division as opposed to the Giants, Redskins, and Cowboys. Again, this is wish list...not a "I predict" list. Plus I have a couple of former roomates from Philly....and my nephew's wife is from Philly. So, I got a few Philly ties. And it is overall stupidity and ignorance that I dislike about Peetown fans.not their obnoxiousness. (though, perhaps you are the rare exception that doesn't fit that boat)

@tampadawgs said:

I didn't say this is who I thought would win, just who I wish would win

@the-gipper said:

You're seriously wishing for Philly? Really? Philadelphians are by far the most obnoxious Pennsylvanians...and I'd say the most obnoxious sports fan in the entire country. As much as you may hate Pittsburgher's and the Steelers, our obnoxiousness is like garbage bag compared to the landfill that Philadelphia is. And besides, their QB abuses Cleveland's mascot.

I would be absolutely shocked if Cincinnati doesn't win the ACFN Division crown this year. I'm not convinced another team from the North will make the play-offs. There's some pluses and negatives regarding the Ravens, Steelers and Browns. I just can't sort out what the order will be, and I don't see any of them with a record better than 10-6...which is worst I see the Bengals finishing.

@the-gipper said:

Jets ???? they might win 2 games this year, and thats a big maybe

Buffalo- Has NO QB

Arizona- 7 win team

Lions- Could be good, but bad coaching

San Diego- Overrated

Just my 2 cents

AFCE: Buffalo

AFCN: Cleveland

AFCS: Houston

AFCW: Oakland

WCs: Kansas City/San Diego

NFCE: Washington

NFCN: Detroit

NFCS: New Orleans

NFCW: San Francisco

WCs: Bears, Packers