<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Thank God for the Jaguars]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>If it weren't for the hapless disaster happening down in Jacksonville this year, the Browns would be straight up at the bottom of the barrel in the NFL. We might be able to beat the Jets, but if they score a touchdown, fucking forget about it. Once again, we're playing for field goals except now we don't even have Phil Automatic Dawson. We've got Billy butt-fucking Cundiff. We can change owners, coaches and players, but it's like groundhog day on offense every season. Getting a first down is like winning the goddamn super bowl for us. Our WRs can't catch, our OL can't block, and our QB is out there with this dumbfounded look on his face like he is staring at a calculus textbook upside down. Don't even talk about a QB controversy, Campbell sealed that competition with his little pussy underhanded throw today. We're stuck with Weeden until he retires 4 years from now. Oh, I forgot, when Gordon comes back next week we're going to turn into an offensive juggernaut right? Trent Richardson is looking absolutely average. Might not want to take the measurements for his HOF jacket just yet. I don't want to hear shit about the OL not opening up holes for him. Good running backs find holes, and when there aren't any, and they can make something out of nothing. I'm not saying that he should break of 20 yard runs every play, but shit, he runs like he has concrete in his cleats. When Ongyabunga gets a carry, it's like my DVR is on fast forward. </p>

<p>The real kick in the ass about this year is that our defense is legit good. I'm used to the defense keeping us in games while our offense sputters like a 1987 Yugo, but this D is different. Our front seven are top 3 in the league. We made Ray Rice look like a punk bitch today. Sure, Buster Skrine is running around in the secondary with his head stuck in his ass, but holding the defending super bowl champs to 14 points is more than enough to be able to win that game. Oh that's right, our offense can only score two fucking field goals in 60 minutes of football. All of this comes when the Steelers and Ravens are in the decline. Seriously, we are chasing the fucking Bengals this year and we can't score a touchdown to save our lives. Our defense is going to have to hold teams to 3 points or under to give us a punchers chance to win a game. Horton is gone next year to a head coaching gig (probably Jacksonville), so we have 14 more games to work whatever magic we have before pressing the reset button. All in all, same fucking Browns. See you next Sunday.</p>

<p>Edit: I'm drunk.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/26738/thank-god-for-the-jaguars</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 00:54:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/26738.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 05:35:33 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Tue, 17 Sep 2013 18:27:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/djdawg2010" aria-label="Profile: djdawg2010">@<bdi>djdawg2010</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352866">said</a>:</p><div>


<p>Honestly, it could have happened in any other rust belt city.  And the Cuyahoga River has been cleaned up substantially since that incident.</p>
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<p>Yes, you can thank the EPA for that- but also a lot of the heavy industry that was causing the pollution is no more. I used to work down in the Flats in that time period- and I saw small rivulets of creosote oil (the stuff that's used to treat telephone poles) running towards the river. One of the steel mills coke plants (coal purification) would regularly send up a cloud of acid rain that could take the paint finish off your car- or their BOF (basic oxygen furnace) would occasionally send a mushroom cloud of rust a couple hundred feet in the air when they fired it up. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f615.png?v=d2e3cc953da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--confused" title=":/" alt="😕" />  </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352901</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352901</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hoorta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2013 18:27:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:55:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Do yourself a favor and buy a good water filter or drink spring water.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352867</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352867</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:55:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:45:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jafbf" aria-label="Profile: jafbf">@<bdi>jafbf</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352721">said</a>:</p><div>

<p>Well, honestly, I can't seem to recall any other City that's actually had one of its' <strong>rivers</strong> catch fire . . . they're (rivers) generally not that Flammable.</p>
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<p>Honestly, it could have happened in any other rust belt city.  And the Cuyahoga River has been cleaned up substantially since that incident.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352866</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352866</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djdawg2010]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:45:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Tue, 17 Sep 2013 01:27:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>companies dumping toxins into water supplies, mob influences. corruption and stupidity on every level......yeah it might buy ya a little bad kharma.</strong></p>

<p><strong>i thought tim tebow wanted to save africa and turn everyone evangelistic christians? guess he's worried about the war lords that carry around militia with ak47s. sorry tim, god can't protect you from a bullet in the head.</strong></p>

<p><strong>just ask the people shot dead (oops, they're dead, can't ask them) today in another mass shooting in DC how god loves guns and bullets, and hates those that get in the way of them.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352768</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352768</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2013 01:27:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 23:03:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-cysko-kid" aria-label="Profile: the-cysko-kid">@<bdi>the-cysko-kid</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352727">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Here's an article about rivers that have caught fire. It happened in at least four different states around the great lakes.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.environmentalcouncil.org/priorities/article.php?x=264" rel="external nofollow">http://www.environmentalcouncil.org/priorities/article.php?x=264</a></p>
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<p>LOL, I stand corrected.</p>

<p>I didn't live in the area at the time, but I remember the Media brouha over it.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352728</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352728</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JAFBF]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 23:03:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:59:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Here's an article about rivers that have caught fire. It happened in at least four different states around the great lakes. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.environmentalcouncil.org/priorities/article.php?x=264" rel="external nofollow">http://www.environmentalcouncil.org/priorities/article.php?x=264</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352727</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352727</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:59:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:55:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4LBjSXWQRV8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>
<br /><br />Here ill save you the trouble.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352726</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352726</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:55:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:53:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Actually there's quite a few cities that have had rivers and other bodies of water catch fire. PBS had a cool documentary on it not long ago. </p>

<p>Fracking is causing people's tap water to catch on fire right now. Look it up.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352725</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352725</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:53:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:45:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/djdawg2010" aria-label="Profile: djdawg2010">@<bdi>djdawg2010</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352701">said</a>:</p><div>


<p>Perhaps. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=d2e3cc953da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" /><strong> Though I'm wondering if it's some bad Karma from something that happened in this city's past.</strong>  There are a lot of good things going on in this city right now, but we've had a fair share of shady leaders in this town that have done some bad things.  Then of course regarding the Browns there was Modell purchasing the team and firing Paul Brown shortly after.</p>
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<p>Well, honestly, I can't seem to recall any other City that's actually had one of its' <strong>rivers</strong> catch fire . . . they're (rivers) generally not that Flammable.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352721</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352721</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JAFBF]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:45:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 20:20:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mark-o" aria-label="Profile: mark-o">@<bdi>mark-o</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352689">said</a>:</p><div><p>See I'd sign him and here's why.   God hates Cleveland.  But if sign the son of God to play QB for our team, it just might break the curse because God would be confused and stop torturing us like this...</p></div></blockquote>


<p>Perhaps. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60e.png?v=d2e3cc953da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sunglasses" title=":sunglasses:" alt="😎" />  Though I'm wondering if it's some bad Karma from something that happened in this city's past.  There are a lot of good things going on in this city right now, but we've had a fair share of shady leaders in this town that have done some bad things.  Then of course regarding the Browns there was Modell purchasing the team and firing Paul Brown shortly after.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352701</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352701</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djdawg2010]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 20:20:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:44:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>See I'd sign him and here's why.   God hates Cleveland.  But if sign the son of God to play QB for our team, it just might break the curse because God would be confused and stop torturing us like this...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352689</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352689</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:44:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:13:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/bonedawg" aria-label="Profile: bonedawg">@<bdi>bonedawg</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352682">said</a>:</p><div><p>How the fuck did this thread get hijacked into a Tebow discussion? ESPN has finally gotten off his nuts, and now I've got to read about him here?</p></div></blockquote>
<p>ESPN is still posting articles about Tebow</p>

<p><a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9680957/fans-urge-jacksonville-jaguars-sign-tebow-rally" rel="external nofollow">http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9680957/fans-urge-jacksonville-jaguars-sign-tebow-rally</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352685</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352685</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Browns149]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:13:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:11:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>How the fuck did this thread get hijacked into a Tebow discussion? ESPN has finally gotten off his nuts, and now I've got to read about him here?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352682</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352682</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bonedawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 19:11:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 18:45:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/mark-o" aria-label="Profile: mark-o">@<bdi>mark-o</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352647">said</a>:</p><p>Tebow has won an NFL playoff game...so if that's what comes with the circus that surrounds him, I say sign him up and start him this Sunday.</p></blockquote>: / they won that game in spite of Tebow.  He made one throw on a slant (do we run those?) to Thomas which HE outran everyone for a TD.  He didn't win shit lol.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352673</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352673</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 18:45:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 18:02:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tebow has won an NFL playoff game...so if that's what comes with the circus that surrounds him, I say sign him up and start him this Sunday.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352647</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352647</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 18:02:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:59:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>XxDaBuckeyexX <a href="/post/352613">said</a>:</p><div><p>Lol Jacksonville fans are having a rally today to try and convince the team to sign Tebow.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, that'll go well! I actually feel confident saying that Brandon Weeden is a *better* QB than Tebow. Not many fall in that category, though. Maybe Sanchez?</p>

<p>FWIW, the jags chairman's yet another that's bought an EPL team.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352644</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352644</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:59:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:25:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Lol Jacksonville fans are having a rally today to try and convince the team to sign Tebow.  Think we could do the same thing to get Littlehands benched?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352613</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352613</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 17:25:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 16:22:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Now that I think about it, Jacksonville has a supposedly "elite" RB, underachieving QB, and a bunch of no-name WRs. Sounds strangely familiar...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352582</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352582</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bonedawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 16:22:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 13:30:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/usfbrown" aria-label="Profile: usfbrown">@<bdi>usfbrown</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352506">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>If we can get a WR or two who can catch and make an effort to fight for the ball, I believe we can compete. Sure our rb and o line suck. But we have no WR that defenses respect so it makes our problems even worse.</p>

<p>Weeden at least improved by moving around in the pocket. You don't get many opportunities in the NFL, the dropped passes are killing any type of momentum and drive.</p>
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<p>Yeah WTF is wrong with our WRs in not being able to get separation, and then when they do they can't hang on to the ball?  I watched Denver vs NY Giants yesterday, and when a guy dropped the ball Manning had a look of disgust and you know for a fact he is in that WRs ass in the huddle!  Weeden shows no backbone, and no command out there!  Even Brian Brennan commented on the radio how if he or a WR would drop a ball Bernie would tell the WR to go take a seat, or threaten not to throw to him anymore!  We need a QB with more leadership, command, and who demands accountability from the players around that!  I see none of that with Weeden!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352513</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352513</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djdawg2010]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 13:30:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 13:26:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Billy Cundiff hasnt missed a field goal or an extra point so until he does let's be happy we at least have a kicker that has done his job so far. Phil has missed a chip shot this year already btw</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352510</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352510</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[King Ghollie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 13:26:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 13:09:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>If we can get a WR or two who can catch and make an effort to fight for the ball, I believe we can compete. Sure our rb and o line suck. But we have no WR that defenses respect so it makes our problems even worse. </p>

<p>Weeden at least improved by moving around in the pocket. You don't get many opportunities in the NFL, the dropped passes are killing any type of momentum and drive. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352506</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352506</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[USFBrown]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 13:09:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 12:38:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/bonedawg" aria-label="Profile: bonedawg">@<bdi>bonedawg</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352464">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>If it weren't for the hapless disaster happening down in Jacksonville this year, the Browns would be straight up at the bottom of the barrel in the NFL. We might be able to beat the Jets, but if they score a touchdown, fucking forget about it. Once again, we're playing for field goals except now we don't even have Phil Automatic Dawson. We've got Billy butt-fucking Cundiff. We can change owners, coaches and players, but it's like groundhog day on offense every season. Getting a first down is like winning the goddamn super bowl for us. Our WRs can't catch, our OL can't block, and our QB is out there with this dumbfounded look on his face like he is staring at a calculus textbook upside down. Don't even talk about a QB controversy, Campbell sealed that competition with his little pussy underhanded throw today. We're stuck with Weeden until he retires 4 years from now. Oh, I forgot, when Gordon comes back next week we're going to turn into an offensive juggernaut right? Trent Richardson is looking absolutely average. Might not want to take the measurements for his HOF jacket just yet. I don't want to hear shit about the OL not opening up holes for him. Good running backs find holes, and when there aren't any, and they can make something out of nothing. I'm not saying that he should break of 20 yard runs every play, but shit, he runs like he has concrete in his cleats. When Ongyabunga gets a carry, it's like my DVR is on fast forward. </p>

<p>The real kick in the ass about this year is that our defense is legit good. I'm used to the defense keeping us in games while our offense sputters like a 1987 Yugo, but this D is different. Our front seven are top 3 in the league. We made Ray Rice look like a punk bitch today. Sure, Buster Skrine is running around in the secondary with his head stuck in his ass, but holding the defending super bowl champs to 14 points is more than enough to be able to win that game. Oh that's right, our offense can only score two fucking field goals in 60 minutes of football. All of this comes when the Steelers and Ravens are in the decline. Seriously, we are chasing the fucking Bengals this year and we can't score a touchdown to save our lives. Our defense is going to have to hold teams to 3 points or under to give us a punchers chance to win a game. Horton is gone next year to a head coaching gig (probably Jacksonville), so we have 14 more games to work whatever magic we have before pressing the reset button. All in all, same fucking Browns. See you next Sunday.</p>

<p>Edit: I'm drunk.</p>
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<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>You should get drunk more often, that was great.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352496</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352496</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 12:38:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:28:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Awesome post, drunk or not. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352471</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352471</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[D Bone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:28:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Thank God for the Jaguars on Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:39:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/bonedawg" aria-label="Profile: bonedawg">@<bdi>bonedawg</bdi></a> <a href="/post/352464">said</a>:</p>
<p>If it weren't for the hapless disaster happening down in Jacksonville this year, the Browns would be straight up at the bottom of the barrel in the NFL. We might be able to beat the Jets, but if they score a touchdown, fucking forget about it. Once again, we're playing for field goals except now we don't even have Phil Automatic Dawson. We've got Billy butt-fucking Cundiff. We can change owners, coaches and players, but it's like groundhog day on offense every season. Getting a first down is like winning the goddamn super bowl for us. Our WRs can't catch, our OL can't block, and our QB is out there with this dumbfounded look on his face like he is staring at a calculus textbook upside down. Don't even talk about a QB controversy, Campbell sealed that competition with his little pussy underhanded throw today. We're stuck with Weeden until he retires 4 years from now. Oh, I forgot, when Gordon comes back next week we're going to turn into an offensive juggernaut right? Trent Richardson is looking absolutely average. Might not want to take the measurements for his HOF jacket just yet. I don't want to hear shit about the OL not opening up holes for him. Good running backs find holes, and when there aren't any, and they can make something out of nothing. I'm not saying that he should break of 20 yard runs every play, but shit, he runs like he has concrete in his cleats. When Ongyabunga gets a carry, it's like my DVR is on fast forward. </p>

<p>
The real kick in the ass about this year is that our defense is legit good. I'm used to the defense keeping us in games while our offense sputters like a 1987 Yugo, but this D is different. Our front seven are top 3 in the league. We made Ray Rice look like a punk bitch today. Sure, Buster Skrine is running around in the secondary with his head stuck in his ass, but holding the defending super bowl champs to 14 points is more than enough to be able to win that game, but our offense can only score two fucking field goals in 60 minutes of football. All of this comes when the Steelers and Ravens are in the decline. Seriously, we are chasing the fucking Bengals this year and we can't score a touchdown to save our lives. Our defense is going to have to hold teams to 3 points or under to give us a punchers chance to win a game. Horton is gone next year to a head coaching gig (probably Jacksonville), so we have 14 more games to work whatever magic we have before pressing the reset button. All in all, same fucking Browns. See you next Sunday.</p>

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Edit: I'm drunk.</p>
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Awesome post...lots of passion there...hang in there...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/352470</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/352470</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nickers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2013 06:39:52 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>