We have a football game to talk about.

We'll bring him back after we win.

Zombo

@soju said:

This could be Snowden in Moscow?

If I am, try it........................BEST THREAD EVER!!

@soju said:

you are a colossal tool

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Kid? I'm 32 years old with a child. I'm no kid.

@the-gipper said:

Wrong on ALL counts. I do not have a license to kill because I am not in the military. I work alongside the military and the commanders act when I suggest logistical armory quotas for the month. That's who you are speaking to, so stay in your place.

What a toolbag.

I remember my first fake identity online. I was Batman.

@soju said:

So, ah, what? Did they give you a license to kill ( or to just kill a few brews). I guess you are double-oh fucking nothing.

@pumpkin-eater said:

I gave the sheet to the broad at the front desk, I don't know what she did with it or how she sent it back to DC.

@soju said:

Jack died a horrible death. Is that what you want?

@soju said:

UH we have the most secured server in the world. Nice try. LOL at you thinking you know how the United States controlls TOP SECRET information.

Lol. If you have a secure connection to wherever, then why do you have to send a fax?

@vaportrail said:

Please tell me that isn't a real message.

@soju said:

UH we have the most secured server in the world. Nice try. LOL at you thinking you know how the United States controlls TOP SECRET information.

The US Government employs the best and brightest, of which you are clearly neither.

Try again, buddy.

@soju said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

@soju said:

It's my fault really. I knew better than to reply in one of your topics, but I did it anyway. I really knew better than to engage in a conversation with you directly, and yet I did that anyway too. I take full responsibility for my own stupidity, and can only pledge it will never happen again.

Gotta go, I'm late for a top secret meeting with Russia's President.......I'll post our meeting place and time in a few.

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Ok sure, think what you want. Like I just whipped up this document in the span of 5 minutes. You're a joke, and the readiness of which I shown the document verifies my status on this board AND in real life.

265k a year>>>your puny little garbage truck salary.

You're not the only person who reads Tom Clancy.

@pumpkin-eater said:

UH we have the most secured server in the world. Nice try. LOL at you thinking you know how the United States controls TOP SECRET information.

@soju said:

I am not a part of the military. I wouldn't know. I strictly allow for the influx of missile warheads and ammunition into the country of South Korea for partnered military drills and live trageting as well stock piling for a rainy day.

DO NOT question my authority.

I'm not questioning your authority.

I'm saying you have none. You're full of shit.

@soju said:

So because you say those things about me they must be true right? I work in the TOP SECRET First Department (DSOP*) in logistics. If you need further proof I can give it you. Though you are not worth it.

The fact that you said that on a public Internet forum and used all caps to spell"top secret" means that none of it is true.

Keep pretending, child.