<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Just a reminder there is more than football.  String this asshole up.</p>

<p><strong>Adrian Peterson</strong><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">'s 2-year-old son is currently in critical condition in a South Dakota hospital ... after he was allegedly severely beaten by the man dating the mother of his child, TMZ has learned. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">The Minnesota Vikings running back immediately left his team to be with his son. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">Officials tell us they've arrested the suspect, 27-year-old </span><strong>Joseph Patterson</strong><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)"> ... who's been charged with aggravated felony assault and battery of an infant. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">According to law enforcement, emergency responders arrived to the apartment where Peterson's son was living at 5:46 PM on Wednesday ... and found the child unresponsive. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">He was rushed to a nearby hospital and medical experts determined the injuries were consistent with abuse. </span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">Law enforcement sources tell us ... the child suffered severe head injuries.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/27024/adrian-peterson-s-son-in-critical-condition</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 00:13:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/27024.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:01:14 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Sat, 12 Oct 2013 05:19:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Fucking weak.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360247</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360247</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Cysko Kid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Oct 2013 05:19:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Sat, 12 Oct 2013 03:04:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Rest in peace.  We can only hope that he's the last child that is subjected to such evil...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360241</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360241</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[koalabazooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Oct 2013 03:04:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:42:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/koalabazooka" aria-label="Profile: koalabazooka">@<bdi>koalabazooka</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360187">said</a>:</p><div><p>Arkham Asylum? Australia?</p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>no. and this is in no way to make light of this serious situation. but this type of superjail:</strong></p>


<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lNnUJNInoqk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360229</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360229</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:42:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:08:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/typicalbrowns" aria-label="Profile: typicalbrowns">@<bdi>typicalbrowns</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360227">said</a>:</p><p>Oh my god did his son really just die?</p></blockquote>
<p>Yes.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360228</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360228</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Couch Pulls Out]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:08:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:01:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Oh my god did his son really just die?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360227</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360227</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TypicalBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 23:01:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 22:43:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/booty-loaf" aria-label="Profile: booty-loaf">@<bdi>booty-loaf</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360141">said</a>:</p><p>he isnt with the mother of his child? NO! IM SHOCKED</p></blockquote>
<p>Fucking asshole, a kid died here.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360226</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360226</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 22:43:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 21:57:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>His son is pronounced dead!! Sick people!!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360224</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360224</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cdl15]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 21:57:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:55:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The guy should be fist fucked by Andre The Giant for the rest of eternity.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360215</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360215</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Couch Pulls Out]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:55:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:57:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>There are multiple rumors swirling around that Adrian Peterson's son is near death or brain death...</p>

<p>
<a href="http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/10/adrian_petersons_sioux_falls_child_was_a_secret_source_says.php" rel="external nofollow">http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/10/adrian_petersons_sioux_falls_child_was_a_secret_source_says.php</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360213</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360213</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[koalabazooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:57:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:47:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360182">said</a>:</p>
<p><strong>why the fuck doesn't he have custody?</strong></p>

<p>
<strong>either way, drag that mutha fucker into the street by his fucking nose and let the whole town have at him. fuck wasting the court's time and the people's money.</strong></p>

<p>
<strong>we have to create a superjail island.</strong></p>
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<p>
Arkham Asylum? Australia?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360187</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360187</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[koalabazooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:47:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:47:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/diehardbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: diehardbrownsfan">@<bdi>diehardbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360184">said</a>:</p><p>Well actually he is half white also, but still......</p></blockquote>
<p>Semantics. He's the second blackest President we've had behind Clinton.</p>

<p>That dude had swagger.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360186</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360186</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Couch Pulls Out]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:47:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:45:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tim-couch-pulls-out" aria-label="Profile: tim-couch-pulls-out">@<bdi>tim-couch-pulls-out</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360183">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>What's up, racist? You have a black president.</p>

<p>Let it sink in.</p>
</div></blockquote>
<p>Well actually he is half white also, but still......</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360184</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360184</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:45:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:45:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/booty-loaf" aria-label="Profile: booty-loaf">@<bdi>booty-loaf</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360141">said</a>:</p><p>he isnt with the mother of his child? NO! IM SHOCKED</p></blockquote>What's up, racist? You have a black president.
<p>Let it sink in.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360183</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360183</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim Couch Pulls Out]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:45:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:43:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>why the fuck doesn't he have custody?</strong></p>

<p><strong>either way, drag that mutha fucker into the street by his fucking nose and let the whole town have at him. fuck wasting the court's time and the people's money.</strong></p>

<p><strong>we have to create a superjail island.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360182</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360182</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:43:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:40:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>AP will address the media soon.</p>

<p>
Update: AP said that he will play on Sunday, saying that it will relieve a lot of stress.</p>

<div class="tbb-social-embed" data-provider="x"><div class="tbb-tweet"><a class="tbb-tweet__author" href="https://x.com/seankjensen" target="_blank" rel="nofollow ugc noopener"><img class="tbb-tweet__avatar not-responsive" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1585720812283232257/CxU9SUzp_bigger.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"><span class="tbb-tweet__names"><span class="tbb-tweet__name">Sean K. Jensen</span><span class="tbb-tweet__handle">@seankjensen</span></span><i class="fa-brands fa-x-twitter tbb-tweet__logo"></i></a><div class="tbb-tweet__text">Adrian Peterson said he plans to play. &quot;I'm able to release a lot of stress through sports.&quot;</div><div class="tbb-tweet__meta"><a href="https://x.com/seankjensen/status/388727377909403648" target="_blank" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">Oct 11, 2013</a><span><i class="fa fa-heart"></i> 6</span><span><i class="fa fa-comment"></i> 11</span><a class="tbb-tweet__open" href="https://x.com/seankjensen/status/388727377909403648" target="_blank" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">View on X</a></div></div></div>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360179</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360179</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[koalabazooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 18:40:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:58:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Don't you know?  This guy proved he was a manly man. He kicked the shit out of a 2 year old and put him in critical condition.  Scoreboard for this dude baby.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">On the other hand, there are perhaps others that might be in jail with him that use a different scoreboard...one where they get points for fucking up a guy that would beat up on or molest a 2 year old kid.  That game is called Pedophile Pinata.  You're it motherfucker.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360169</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360169</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:58:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:47:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>There's reports where the boy is not his son so I'll wait until he says something. Also that POS deserves life. Hell we put non violent drug offenders in for that much.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360159</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360159</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[letsgojackets]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:47:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:46:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/koalabazooka" aria-label="Profile: koalabazooka">@<bdi>koalabazooka</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360140">said</a>:</p><div><p>Adrian Peterson needs to bring the hammer down on that p.o.s. Assuming he isn't killed in prison.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>He better hope he doesn't go to prison in Minnesota. For that matter, is there anyone (outside of wisconsin, maybe) who actually doesn't like AP? I mean, the guy is just awesome and not a cocky douche with it.</p>

<p>Jesus, what kind of sick fucked up guy tees off on a 2 year old?!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360157</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360157</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:46:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:33:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/booty-loaf" aria-label="Profile: booty-loaf">@<bdi>booty-loaf</bdi></a> <a href="/post/360141">said</a>:</p><div><p>he isnt with the mother of his child? NO! IM SHOCKED</p></div></blockquote>


<p>What the fuck does that have to do with this?   </p>

<p>Terrible tragedy...hopefully his son is going to be able to recover.   Can't even imagine.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360152</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:33:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:08:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>he isnt with the mother of his child? NO! IM SHOCKED</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360141</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360141</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Booty Loaf]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:08:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Adrian Peterson’s son in critical condition on Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:04:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Adrian Peterson needs to bring the hammer down on that p.o.s. Assuming he isn't killed in prison.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/360140</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/360140</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[koalabazooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 17:04:12 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>