<![CDATA[Garropollo....Weird]]>I am still pondering the thought of having a guy named Jimmy Garrapollo on this football team. (he is from E. Illinois, same as Tony Romo).

OK what is the weirdest, funniest name of a football player that you can recall.

And....yea, I gotcher Fair Hooker right here.

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/370206https://brownsboard.com/post/370206Thu, 05 Dec 2013 21:08:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Thu, 05 Dec 2013 15:23:35 GMT]]>Is it really any weirder than d'brickashaw Ferguson?

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@the-gipper said:

Well, it was done in like 1969, and as funny as it is the joke probably just lost its life after a few years. You see, right after that is when the Steelers began to get good, so maybe they had some dickshining going for them that made them play better.

We need to revive the Dick Shiner jokes. Time for some brainstorming lol.]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/370156https://brownsboard.com/post/370156Thu, 05 Dec 2013 15:20:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Wed, 04 Dec 2013 18:45:02 GMT]]>

@shep said:

CBS also has Garoppolo as a third rounder... and they say he has amazing accuracy. They really seem to dig him. He certainly looks the part on tape. Senior Bowl will be huge for him.

Hint on spelling: The only repeated letter is peepee (!).

If the Browns can't get or don't want Carr, Hundley, or Manziel, I could get interested in Jimmy G. But I wouldn't risk waiting until round 3. You do that at guard, not quarterback.

Quit mucking up the thread Shep! This is about football players with weird names, like Garrappolllo...Garapolo, Marcopolo. Pollos Hermanos, Garagiolopolo.

By the way, Dick Shiner's stats with the Browns was 3 completions in 9 attempts for 34 yards no TDs and 1 Int.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/369984https://brownsboard.com/post/369984Wed, 04 Dec 2013 18:45:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Wed, 04 Dec 2013 18:32:21 GMT]]>CBS also has Garoppolo as a third rounder... and they say he has amazing accuracy. They really seem to dig him. He certainly looks the part on tape. Senior Bowl will be huge for him.

Hint on spelling: The only repeated letter is peepee (!).

If the Browns can't get or don't want Carr, Hundley, or Manziel, I could get interested in Jimmy G. But I wouldn't risk waiting until round 3. You do that at guard, not quarterback.

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XxDaBuckeyexX said:

We traded a QB named Dick Shiner (who sucked) to Pittsburgh? Why is this not the butt of the best Pussburgh joke around?

Well, it was done in like 1969, and as funny as it is the joke probably just lost its life after a few years. You see, right after that is when the Steelers began to get good, so maybe they had some dickshining going for them that made them play better.

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@the-gipper said:

Former Browns QB Dick Shiner. Traded to Pittsburgh for Bill Nelsen. Boy did we sucker them on that deal.

We traded a QB named Dick Shiner (who sucked) to Pittsburgh? Why is this not the butt of the best Pussburgh joke around?

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@miktoxic said:

off topic...nascar.....dick trickle.

Former Browns QB Dick Shiner. Traded to Pittsburgh for Bill Nelsen. Boy did we sucker them on that deal.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/369721https://brownsboard.com/post/369721Tue, 03 Dec 2013 14:21:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Tue, 03 Dec 2013 05:57:35 GMT]]>off topic...nascar.....dick trickle.

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@the-gipper said:

A few I found in Bleacher Report:

Guy Whimper

Captain Munnerlyn

Brad Lekkerkerker

Anthony Midget

Curry Burns

CJ Ah You

Kirby Dar Dar (no relation to Jar Jar Binks)

Ben Gay

The most appealing one: Lucious Pusey

And, finally the ultimate: Dick Butkus

But, if you tell him his name is funny you better be prepared to learn what it is like to kiss his butt up close and personal.

LOL Lucious Pusey has to be the winner. How can you not give it to that? His mom had to be supremely confident in her kitty.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/369656https://brownsboard.com/post/369656Mon, 02 Dec 2013 23:27:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Thu, 28 Nov 2013 14:59:02 GMT]]>DraftScout has him as 3rd rounder and rising... but they only consider Seniors at present.

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@calfoxwc said:

Marco...

I mean, Garoppollo is quite the qb. Canton Mike has been raving about him...

and I agree. It's been talked about now, that he is first round material, flat out.

Very interesting. Watkins with the first pick, Garoppolo with the second?

Garoppolo is slated to be about a 6th round pick by pretty much everyone?

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I mean, Garoppollo is quite the qb. Canton Mike has been raving about him...

and I agree. It's been talked about now, that he is first round material, flat out.

Very interesting. Watkins with the first pick, Garoppolo with the second?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/368778https://brownsboard.com/post/368778Thu, 28 Nov 2013 14:16:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Thu, 28 Nov 2013 09:21:05 GMT]]>For sheer irony Incognito has to be up there.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/368764https://brownsboard.com/post/368764Thu, 28 Nov 2013 09:21:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Thu, 28 Nov 2013 06:52:00 GMT]]>Raphael Septian

Garo Yepremian

Martin "It's" Gramatica

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/368688https://brownsboard.com/post/368688Wed, 27 Nov 2013 20:15:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Wed, 27 Nov 2013 20:00:54 GMT]]>A few I found in Bleacher Report:

Guy Whimper

Captain Munnerlyn

Brad Lekkerkerker

Anthony Midget

Curry Burns

CJ Ah You

Kirby Dar Dar (no relation to Jar Jar Binks)

Ben Gay

The most appealing one: Lucious Pusey

And, finally the ultimate: Dick Butkus

But, if you tell him his name is funny you better be prepared to learn what it is like to kiss his butt up close and personal.

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@lambert_58 said:

Incognito is the first to come to mind.

Who? I don't recognize him.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/368684https://brownsboard.com/post/368684Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:50:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:50:17 GMT]]>Of course....there is:

Caleb Hanie.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/368683https://brownsboard.com/post/368683Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:50:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Garropollo....Weird on Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:48:24 GMT]]>Incognito is the first to come to mind.

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