<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is for all of us. The competition starts now. Keep drinking and start lettin it rip boys</p>

<p>I feel bad for Brandon, because hes so bad that the worst team in the league is winning because of him.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/27411/rip-weeden-drunk-rant-thread</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 11:36:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/27411.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 19:37:49 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Tue, 03 Dec 2013 02:31:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Got it...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369691</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369691</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2013 02:31:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:47:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369608">said</a>:</p><div>


<p>The two best IMO...</p>


<p>I suspect a kick the can flashback...</p>

<p>On a serious note unless a 97 yard FG was upcoming, how do you get to a "five point swing"?</p>
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<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Safety forced a free kick from our twenty which resulted in a FG for them.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>--It was first down</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369614</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369614</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:47:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:45:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tour2ma" aria-label="Profile: tour2ma">@<bdi>tour2ma</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369608">said</a>:</p><div>


<p>The two best IMO...</p>


<p>I suspect a kick the can flashback...</p>

<p>On a serious note unless a 97 yard FG was upcoming, how do you get to a "five point swing"?</p>
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<p>If he doesn't channel his "inner Pele" and kick the ball out of the end zone but instead pick the damn thing up and throw it away, there's no safety (2 points) and there for no free kick to the Jags which they turned into a field goal (3 points).  That one play accounted for 5 points not to mention the 13 that he gave them at the end of the half so Barndon Fucktard gave the Jags 18 of their points.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369612</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369612</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark O]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:45:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:31:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/naplesbrowns420" aria-label="Profile: naplesbrowns420">@<bdi>naplesbrowns420</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369604">said</a>:</p><div><p>...however, not a single person I asked ever got lost underneath a giant American flag.</p></div></blockquote>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Weeden was a bit cold that day.  When someone said that big flag was there was a big salute the troops in Afghanistan.   BW3 thought  he heard "that was a big afghan" so he thought he would use it to keep his legs warm.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369610</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369610</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:31:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:10:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>XxDaBuckeyexX <a href="/post/369133">said</a>:</p><div><p>Weeden can constantly be seen patting himself down, lookin for stuff on his person....he can never remember which pocket he put his keys in. His horrible pocket awareness isn't limited to football.</p></div></blockquote>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/typicalbrowns" aria-label="Profile: typicalbrowns">@<bdi>typicalbrowns</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369144">said</a>:</p><div><p>Weeden is the only one who can overthrow North Korea's leader</p></div></blockquote>

<p>The two best IMO...</p>

<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/369568">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>On the safety, why the fuck did he kick the fucking ball out of the end zone instead of seeing who's around (no one yet but they were coming fast) picking it up and throwing it away?</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>If you are too much of a bitch to pick it up, then let Whitaker grab it and throw a block for him to see if he can get it out of the end zone.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>That safety was a five point swing in a game we lost by four.</strong></span></p>
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<p>I suspect a kick the can flashback...</p>

<p>On a serious note unless a 97 yard FG was upcoming, how do you get to a "five point swing"?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369608</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369608</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tour2ma]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 19:10:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 18:27:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>...however, not a single person I asked ever got lost underneath a giant American flag.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369604</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369604</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NaplesBrowns420]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 18:27:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 18:23:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369583">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Weeden is so bad because he comes from a generation where all of the following are true:</p>

<p>Pretty bad. Here is a sample of factlets from surveys and studies conducted in the past twenty years. Seventy percent of Americans believe in the existence of angels. Fifty percent believe that the earth has been visited by UFOs; in another poll, 70 percent believed that the U.S. government is covering up the presence of space aliens on earth. Forty percent did not know whom the U.S. fought in World War II. Forty percent could not locate Japan on a world map. Fifteen percent could not locate the United States on a world map. Sixty percent of Americans have not read a book since leaving school. Only 6 percent now read even one book a year. According to a very familiar statistic that nonetheless cannot be repeated too often, the average American’s day includes six minutes playing sports, five minutes reading books, one minute making music, 30 seconds attending a play or concert, 25 seconds making or viewing art, and four hours watching television.</p>
<p>Among high-school seniors surveyed in the late 1990s, 50 percent had not heard of the Cold War. Sixty percent could not say how the United States came into existence. Fifty percent did not know in which century the Civil War occurred. Sixty percent could name each of the Three Stooges but not the three branches of the U.S. government. Sixty percent could not comprehend an editorial in a national or local newspaper.</p>
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<p>I've asked over a 100 people varying in age from 20-50 and not one person could tell me who Audie Murphy was. As well, not one person could name a Civil War general. And only a couple could name a battle of WWII. Sickening.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369603</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369603</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NaplesBrowns420]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 18:23:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:47:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Weeden is so bad because he comes from a generation where all of the following are true:</p>

<p>Pretty bad. Here is a sample of factlets from surveys and studies conducted in the past twenty years. Seventy percent of Americans believe in the existence of angels. Fifty percent believe that the earth has been visited by UFOs; in another poll, 70 percent believed that the U.S. government is covering up the presence of space aliens on earth. Forty percent did not know whom the U.S. fought in World War II. Forty percent could not locate Japan on a world map. Fifteen percent could not locate the United States on a world map. Sixty percent of Americans have not read a book since leaving school. Only 6 percent now read even one book a year. According to a very familiar statistic that nonetheless cannot be repeated too often, the average American’s day includes six minutes playing sports, five minutes reading books, one minute making music, 30 seconds attending a play or concert, 25 seconds making or viewing art, and four hours watching television.</p>
<p>Among high-school seniors surveyed in the late 1990s, 50 percent had not heard of the Cold War. Sixty percent could not say how the United States came into existence. Fifty percent did not know in which century the Civil War occurred. Sixty percent could name each of the Three Stooges but not the three branches of the U.S. government. Sixty percent could not comprehend an editorial in a national or local newspaper.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369583</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369583</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:47:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:36:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>XxDaBuckeyexX <a href="/post/369571">said</a>:</p><p>he's Weetarded.  I have no doubt that if he tries to pick it up, he fucks that up and they get a TD there.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yea honestly he did the best thing he could there. Weeden played decent the 2nd half but man did he do some damage at the end of the 2nd qtr.</p>

<p>What is it with the Browns and 2nd quarters?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369577</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369577</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TypicalBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:36:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:24:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/369568">said</a>:</p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I am sober now, unfortunately, but I have one more rant ....</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>On the safety, why the fuck did he kick the fucking ball out of the end zone instead of seeing who's around (no one yet but they were coming fast) picking it up and throwing it away?</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We're up by one in the fourth quarter and he kicks a two pointer into our own goal.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>If you are too much of a bitch to pick it up, then let Whitaker grab it and throw a block for him to see if he can get it out of the end zone.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>That safety was a five point swing in a game we lost by four.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Fucking fuck.</strong></span></p>

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</blockquote> he's Weetarded.  I have no doubt that if he tries to pick it up, he fucks that up and they get a TD there.]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369571</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369571</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:24:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:12:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I am sober now, unfortunately, but I have one more rant ....</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>On the safety, why the fuck did he kick the fucking ball out of the end zone instead of seeing who's around (no one yet but they were coming fast) picking it up and throwing it away?</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We're up by one in the fourth quarter and he kicks a two pointer into our own goal.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>If you are too much of a bitch to pick it up, then let Whitaker grab it and throw a block for him to see if he can get it out of the end zone.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>That safety was a five point swing in a game we lost by four.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Fucking fuck.</strong></span></p>

<p></p><div class="embed-wrapper embed-vine"><div class="embed-container"></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369568</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369568</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 16:12:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Mon, 02 Dec 2013 15:40:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let's put it this way!  Weeden absolutely SUCKS, and IMO after this season should not be on an NFL field!  However; I blame that fat ass from the previous regime for drafting this guy in the first place!  In fact, the only move that they got right was taking the risk and drafting Gordon in the supplemental draft!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369561</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369561</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djdawg2010]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2013 15:40:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:40:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lbc-mike" aria-label="Profile: lbc-mike">@<bdi>lbc-mike</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369233">said</a>:</p><div><p>Cecil shorts sounds like a cartoon character or a 70's pimp name.</p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>HA! LMAO!!</strong></p>

<p><strong>or a spike lee character.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369265</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369265</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 22:40:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:53:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cecil shorts sounds like a cartoon character or a 70's pimp name.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369233</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369233</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LBC mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:53:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:47:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Weeden gives up points like Haden gives up game changing touchdowns to a guy with the name cecil shorts. Fuck.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369225</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369225</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TypicalBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:47:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:33:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I had my weeden/5th graders thread taken off.  LOL.  We should be able to bash Weeden today.  freely.  just saying</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369213</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369213</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LBC mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:33:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:30:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/typicalbrowns" aria-label="Profile: typicalbrowns">@<bdi>typicalbrowns</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369134">said</a>:</p><div><p>Weeden helps Santas elves gather toys because of his experience with sacks.</p></div></blockquote>

<p>Tis the season.  An early holiday gift for the Jags...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369208</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369208</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[koalabazooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:30:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:21:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/richiswhere" aria-label="Profile: richiswhere">@<bdi>richiswhere</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369161">said</a>:</p><div><p><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)"><span><strong><em>UP YOUR FUCKING CUNTS BITCHES</em></strong></span></span></p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>i hope you're talking to the FO that picked Retarded weeden.</strong></p>

<p><strong>yeah, wasn't it you and ghoulie say that holmgren was going to be the saviour of the browns.</strong></p>

<p><strong>shows how much you know, you old runny wrinkly turd.</strong></p>

<p><strong>fuck you!</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369191</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369191</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 21:21:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:53:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)"><span><strong><em>UP YOUR FUCKING CUNTS BITCHES</em></strong></span></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369161</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369161</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Richiswhere]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:53:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:42:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps we should give Weeden to Washington.  Maybe he can overthrow everyone there also.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369146</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369146</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:42:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:38:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/darren15" aria-label="Profile: darren15">@<bdi>darren15</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369142">said</a>:</p><p>Weeden this week appeared on deal or no deal and when asked by Howie to select his case he said I am gonna pick 6</p></blockquote>Ahhh zing zing there ya go!
<p>Weeden is the only one who can overthrow North Korea's leader</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369144</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369144</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TypicalBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:38:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:34:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Weeden this week appeared on deal or no deal and when asked by Howie to select his case he said I am gonna pick 6</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369142</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369142</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darren15]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:34:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:27:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/diehardbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: diehardbrownsfan">@<bdi>diehardbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/369137">said</a>:</p><p>Stupid thread.</p></blockquote>
<p>You uh, didnt make a joke about Weeden. So dont waste thread space by criticizing threads</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369139</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369139</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TypicalBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:27:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Rip Weeden Drunk Rant Thread on Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:25:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Weeden has been safe and decent in 2nd half so far</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/369138</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/369138</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TypicalBrowns]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 20:25:08 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>