<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I mean ones that would take a job? Not Cowher and these guys that don't wanna do it anywhere.</p>

<p>Who really is out there for the Browns?IDK of anybody..I like Lovie Smith but I don't think he gave Cleveland a thought</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/28125/are-there-any-head-coaches-available-that-would-make-you-happy</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 07:25:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/28125.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:09:12 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Fri, 10 Jan 2014 05:24:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kc3902" aria-label="Profile: kc3902">@<bdi>kc3902</bdi></a> <a href="/post/378109">said</a>:</p><p>I would like Shanahan, but I don't think there's any chance he'll come here. He needs more control than this regime will allow. I honestly wouldn't mind a Mangini return, but there's no real chance of that either. Whisenhunt would be a blessing.</p></blockquote>Can't they just call Mangini and tell him to report to work on Monday? <p>Isn't he still being paid?</p>

<p>Haha I know, I know it don't work like, would be hilarious</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378155</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378155</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hx214]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2014 05:24:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Fri, 10 Jan 2014 05:04:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>this guy!!</p><div class="embed-wrapper"><div class="embed-container"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JeWUDB14kQE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378152</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cdl15]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2014 05:04:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Fri, 10 Jan 2014 02:04:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I would like Shanahan, but I don't think there's any chance he'll come here. He needs more control than this regime will allow. I honestly wouldn't mind a Mangini return, but there's no real chance of that either. Whisenhunt would be a blessing.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378109</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378109</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kc3902]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2014 02:04:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Fri, 10 Jan 2014 01:01:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><sup><span>what about shanahan? I think hes a good coach? </span></sup></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378089</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378089</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jeffinwv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2014 01:01:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Fri, 10 Jan 2014 00:27:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/cdl15" aria-label="Profile: cdl15">@<bdi>cdl15</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377898">said</a>:</p><div><p>Y is Horton not getting an interview??</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Because his defense overpromised and underdelivered? as in they sucked</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378082</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378082</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jcam222]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2014 00:27:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 23:28:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/377904">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>--Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?</strong></span></p>
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<p>Bingo on the 1st statement, but Whisenhunt &amp; the Lions GM were teammates plus Stafford, Megatron, Suh, etc...I think he's going there.</p>

<p>Mike</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378070</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378070</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canton Mike]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 23:28:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 23:10:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Burt Reynolds   could be the head coach,Adam Sandler could be the QB  those convicts beat them guards</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/378062</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/378062</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[7moses7]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 23:10:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:40:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>When you consider who might actually take the job, it will probably have to be a retread (Mangini) or some assistant that comes out of nowhere (McAdoo) or a college guy that actually wants to be an NFL coach. </p>
<p>It doesn't really matter who we might wish for, it's probably going to end up being a lateral movement, and we're going to be left scratching our heads again and getting excited about the draft and being disappointed again. (I think the arctic vortex has sucked out my optimism)</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377927</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377927</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cuwoohio]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:40:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:31:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/roycerolls" aria-label="Profile: roycerolls">@<bdi>roycerolls</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377918">said</a>:</p><div><p>I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"</p></div></blockquote>

<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/377904">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>--Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?</strong></span></p>
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<p>Perhaps that was chud, and Haslam chose Banner over him?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377923</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377923</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:31:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:29:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>3 stooges joke starts like this:</strong></p>

<p><strong>a redneck, a jew and a wop walk into a bar and................</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377921</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377921</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:29:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:26:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/377904">said</a>:</p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>--Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?</strong></span></p>
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<p>I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377918</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377918</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyceRolls]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:26:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:24:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377906">said</a>:</p>
<p><strong>wow.</strong></p>

<p><strong>what'd he sleep with your girl or something?</strong></p>

<p><strong>you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.</strong></p>
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<p>Yeah I did go a bit overboard, but for some reason every time I see him or hear him talk I just automatically think, that guy looks/sounds like a bitch. And when he flipped out the way he did, it was because he knew he was inferior and had to puff himself up, reminds me of a chuahua yapping at a real dog.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377916</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377916</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyceRolls]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:24:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:13:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377908">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><strong>i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............</strong></p>

<p><strong>there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.</strong></p>

<p><strong>how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........</strong></p>
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<p>Vikings, I think.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377910</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377910</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:13:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:09:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/cdl15" aria-label="Profile: cdl15">@<bdi>cdl15</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377898">said</a>:</p><div><p>Y is Horton not getting an interview??</p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............</strong></p>

<p><strong>there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.</strong></p>

<p><strong>how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377908</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377908</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:09:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:07:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/roycerolls" aria-label="Profile: roycerolls">@<bdi>roycerolls</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377894">said</a>:</p><div><p>Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.</p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>wow.</strong></p>

<p><strong>what'd he sleep with your girl or something?</strong></p>

<p><strong>you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377906</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377906</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 15:07:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:57:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>--Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377904</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377904</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:57:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:16:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cause Horton is not HC material.  He disappoints at DC.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377900</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377900</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:16:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:13:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Y is Horton not getting an interview??</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377898</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377898</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cdl15]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:13:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:06:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377891">said</a>:</p><p><strong>thought he was a cunt hair away from taking the detroit job.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>He probably will take the lions job and with good reason. With the talent they have in place whiz will take that team to the Super Bowl in the next couple of years, further illustrating how much trash Schwartz is.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377896</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377896</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyceRolls]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 14:06:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:59:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377890">said</a>:</p>
<p><strong>i don't know.</strong></p>

<p><strong>franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.</strong></p>

<p><strong>so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.</strong></p>

<p><strong>is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.</strong></p>

<p><strong>i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.</strong></p>
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<p>Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot.  He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377894</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377894</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyceRolls]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:59:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:52:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/nickers" aria-label="Profile: nickers">@<bdi>nickers</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377885">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>well..in terms of experience:</p>

<p>Herm Edwards</p>



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<p><strong>yes.</strong></p>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/clevelandmilidh" aria-label="Profile: clevelandmilidh">@<bdi>clevelandmilidh</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377887">said</a>:</p><div><p>Eric Mangini</p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>yes.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377893</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377893</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:52:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:51:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/roycerolls" aria-label="Profile: roycerolls">@<bdi>roycerolls</bdi></a> <a href="/post/377888">said</a>:</p><div><p>Whisenhunt is going to interview with the browns sat after interviewing with Detroit and Tennessee. I wanted Whisenhunt last time the browns were searching for a coach but I get the feeling that he has too much respect for himself to become banners pre-moistened dick-rag.</p></div></blockquote>

<p><strong>thought he was a cunt hair away from taking the detroit job.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377891</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377891</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:51:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:50:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>i don't know.</strong></p>

<p><strong>franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.</strong></p>

<p><strong>so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.</strong></p>

<p><strong>is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.</strong></p>

<p><strong>i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377890</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377890</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:50:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy? on Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:34:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>steve much would be a good choice..is he at all interested?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/377889</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/377889</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jeffinwv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2014 13:34:25 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>