<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Message to Haslam:]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully this is not too redundant, but I need to vent a little. You know, Mr. Haslam, there are a lot of fans here, that are about your age, so you should be able to identify with that, and see things from our perspective. We are extremely tired of the same old crap. The only thing that has changed since you became the owner, is that you have taken us to a new all time low. We are embarrased to admit that we are life long Browns fans. I don't consider myself to have any special considerations, just because I'm 63 years old, and remember when this team was respected by every other fan base, owner, and player in the NFL. The Browns of old typically were considered a playoff contender every season. I know some of us old guys like to think that because we've been around, to witness the team when the Browns were feared by opponents like the Steelers, Patriots, etc. that we are more connected to the team than the fans that grew up in the '70's, '80's. The only difference is that we were lucky to be around then, and so we still expect the team to return to the glory days. I'm happy that you have been able to realize your dream....to be an NFL owner, however, I have a couple of suggestions for you. How about changing the name of the team, the team colors, and everything else that suggests that this is the Cleveland Browns? In reality, this is not the Cleveland Browns. I know some of my fellow old farts will argue and oppose this to the death, but it is my opinion, so screw them. This is something that should have been done upon the assembly of the team in 1999. The result of that error has forced the real Cleveland Browns fans to witness the name and city being dragged through the mud until it has finally become the joke of all professional sports. Otto Graham, Jim Brown, Marion Motley, and Bernie Kosar didn't deserve that. As for the immediate future, I think the only way that you can regain a little respect from the fans and fellow NFL owners, not to mention the national media, would be to fire Banner immediately. He has contributed in no small way, to bringing the franchise to it's current state. The jury is still out on Lombardi, in my mind. Most of us don't care for the guy, but he could still come around to be a valuable GM. Banner is obviously a bad word around the NFL, so I don't know how you could possibly repair that situation without simply parting ways with him. You are the owner of the team, and whatever you decide will determine if your investments holds, increases, or reduces in value. If you continue as you're headed, don't be surprised to be fielding a team in an empty stadium, soon.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/28278/message-to-haslam</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 04:39:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/28278.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2014 19:58:53 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Fri, 07 Feb 2014 21:47:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>There will come a time and place when there will be a winning football team on the shores of Lake Erie, and although some might say "As long as we win I could care less what our name or colors are" (something I have even said from time to time) that is total bull shit...there is NO way any Browns fan would not die a little inside if that were not the Browns hoisting up a super bowl trophy for the city of Cleveland.  </p>

<p>I am part of the generation of fans that has not seen a winner, being 30 years old my browns memories are of the drive, fumble, move  and the horrors of 99 and on...I do not want the "Cleveland Buzzards" or "Cleveland Walleye" or whatever name they will come up with to  win...I want to see the Cleveland Browns win, like my grandfather did, like my dad did. Its legacy is a connection to a past that I can only hear or read about. </p>

<p>If they ever do change it I will still be a fan of course (go Cleveland)  but when they win, what was the "Browns" will only be remembered as a contrast to that success, which would not cure any heartbreak- only validate that the "Browns" were worth giving up on...and let me be one "young" Browns fan that says...SCREW THAT</p>

<p>GO BROWNS! </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384910</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384910</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[CLEinCHI]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2014 21:47:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:42:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Ravens5220 <a href="/post/384625">said</a>:</p>
<p>I highly disagree with you because that is similarly the same scenario a Baltimore Colts fan could play out with the Ravens.  There's no guarantee that Modell keeping the Browns in Cleveland would have brought on winning football like it has consistently won in Baltimore. Modell left all the history, colors, heritage in Cleveland when he moved to Baltimore.  What he took to Baltimore literally has NOTHING to do with Cleveland.  So you cannot make a comparison.</p>
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[/quote Of course you disagree with me. If you agreed you would have to admit that the team you inherited was the Cleveland Browns...one of the most respected and winningest teams in the NFL history at that time. You like to think that as the team travelled from Cleveland to Baltimore, a metamorphesis took place, and those players, coaches, etc. suddenly had no connection to the Cleveland Browns. There was no guarantee that the Browns would have ever won another game...ever, if they stayed in Cleveland. Just as there is no guarantee the Baltimore Ravens will ever win another game...period. Same thing. However, the team had established itself long ago as a winning franchise, so it's safe to say, it would have remained that way. You worship Modell beecause he brought professional football back to Baltimore, and you couldn't care less how he did it. I'm sure we would all have a similar view of any owner who would have moved his franchise to Cleveland to fill the void...and there were many rumors flying around regarding that possibility. Do you fellow Browns fans remember?....most of us wanted a new team...we didn't want to steal the Bengals, the Buccaneers, or someone elses team. Keep in mind thought, that we were without football for only 3 seasons...not 12 years like you fans in Baltimore. After 12 years, I guess we would have been begging another owner to bring his team to Cleveland, too. Especially since there was no hope of an expansion franchise for Baltimore. Art Modell was instrumental in seeing to that.</p>
</blockquote>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384828</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384828</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lodilobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:42:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 06 Feb 2014 15:26:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to modern day electronic mail delivery there is more room inJimmy Haslam waste basket but a little less in his deleted files folder.</p>
<p>And none of us had to walk to the mailbox to read that rubbish!</p>
<p>WSS</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384781</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384781</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Westside Steve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 15:26:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 06 Feb 2014 01:10:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>OLD PEOPLE ARGUMENT!!!!!  I wish I could witness you two going at it while playing chess in the park</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384717</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384717</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[RoyceRolls]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 01:10:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 06 Feb 2014 00:36:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/poeticg" aria-label="Profile: poeticg">@<bdi>poeticg</bdi></a> <a href="/post/384695">said</a>:</p><div><p>If you have a Jason Campbell jersey... it's your own fault...</p></div></blockquote>

<p>..says the Trent Richardson/Colt McCoy fanboy</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384706</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384706</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bringbackbrownie2]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 00:36:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 23:56:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>If you have a Jason Campbell jersey... it's your own fault...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384695</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384695</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PoeticG]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2014 23:56:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 19:17:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Ravens5220 <a href="/post/384625">said</a>:</p><div>

<p>I highly disagree with you because that is similarly the same scenario a Baltimore Colts fan could play out with the Ravens.  There's no guarantee that Modell keeping the Browns in Cleveland would have brought on winning football like it has consistently won in Baltimore. Modell left all the history, colors, heritage in Cleveland when he moved to Baltimore.  What he took to Baltimore literally has NOTHING to do with Cleveland.  So you cannot make a comparison. </p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">You are right. What has happened in B-more has nothing to do with what might have happened here.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">The thing that turned things around for Baltimore:  The purchase of the team by Steve Bisciotti.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Had Modell not "moved", the Browns would have probably been sold to Al Lerner just a year or two earlier than they were.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Nothing much would have changed really.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">The only possible positive difference may have been that Ozzie Newsome would have remained here to run this team, and not the Ravens.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">But that is purely speculative</span>.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384652</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384652</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2014 19:17:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 17:44:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381531">said</a>:</p><div><p>Gipper...go fuck yourself. I must have missed it when you were elected ruler of this board. My post didn't insinuate in any way that I would root for another team. I'm damn tired of watching for the last 14 years as a an imposter of a team that I grew up with, changes owners and coaches with the same regularity that that you change your Depends. This is not now, and never will be the same team that left here in '95. You can spew all the legal crap you want, about the franchise never left Cleveland...blah, blah, blah. It doesn't make it true. When Modell took the team, that was the end. It's something we should have recognized and accepted then. If your wife leaves you, then 4 years later, by some miracle, you find another woman to marry you, do you call her by the same name as your first wife? Two different scenarios could have transpired. You're at the HOF with your 17 year old son. Scenario #1...you show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and tell him. "Sadly, the scumbag owner moved the team in 1995, and took them to Baltimore, to become the Baltimore Ravens." "It was a great team, and one of the winningest professional teams in all of sports." Gee Dad...I sure wish I could have seen them play." Scenario #2....You show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and he says.."The Browns? you mean the Cleveland Clowns, Dad. They suck! Have they ever won more than 5 games in a season?" The Steelers!.....that's my team!" Enjoy your delusional hope that some day, this fiasco will transform into the 1986 Browns. Reality sucks, but there it is. So sue me.</p></div></blockquote>

<p>I highly disagree with you because that is similarly the same scenario a Baltimore Colts fan could play out with the Ravens.  There's no guarantee that Modell keeping the Browns in Cleveland would have brought on winning football like it has consistently won in Baltimore. Modell left all the history, colors, heritage in Cleveland when he moved to Baltimore.  What he took to Baltimore literally has NOTHING to do with Cleveland.  So you cannot make a comparison. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/384625</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/384625</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bag O' Dicks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2014 17:44:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Fri, 24 Jan 2014 12:40:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381741">said</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381656">said</a>:</p>
<p>Alright Dildo(I rarely resort to name calling, but you started it)...if I were a FRAK, I would have a closet full of Steelers, Bengals, Seahwawks and Broncos jerseys. All I have are Tim Couch, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, Kelly Holcomb, Spurgeon Winn, Colt McCoy, Brandon Weeden, Jason Campbell, and Brian Hoyer jerseys.</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Well, then don't talk like a FRAK, wanting to root for some other team.</span>Never said that...color option is not working</p>
<p>
Can you fix a speeding ticket for me?</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">You would have to be stopped in the right jurisdiction.....and even then the answer would have to be NO.  What kind of public servant do you think I am?</span></p>
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<p>Alright Dildo(I rarely resort to name calling, but you started it)...if I were a FRAK, I would have a closet full of Steelers, Bengals, Seahwawks and Broncos jerseys. All I have are Tim Couch, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, Kelly Holcomb, Spurgeon Winn, Colt McCoy, Brandon Weeden, Jason Campbell, and Brian Hoyer jerseys.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Well, then don't talk like a FRAK, wanting to root for some other team.</span></p>
<p>Can you fix a speeding ticket for me?</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">You would have to be stopped in the right jurisdiction.....and even then the answer would have to be NO.  What kind of public servant do you think I am?</span></p>
</div></blockquote>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381741</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381741</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2014 00:36:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:44:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/381570">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Jimmy is never changing the name, the helmet or the colors. Ever. Embrace the history.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We will be "veterans" of the great drought of 99-13, just like we are veterans of Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble and The Move.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>All the sweeter when we win. We ARE the Cleveland Browns. The one constant is the fans.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We'll be back on top. And by the time we get there, every last front runner will have become a Steeler fan and it'll be us Real Browns fans celebrating the return of Greatness.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I'm willing to wait for it.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>But I expect it next year.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
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<p>Well, I'll never give up- but it would be hard for most of the regulars around here to miss that I've never been as down about my team as I am right now. As I said "this team has hit rock bottom, and started to dig."  Yes Jimmy, the rest of the NFL <strong>is</strong> laughing behind your back.</p>

<p>Let's hope Pettine turns into the next Paul Brown, and Lombardi finally gets a clue and drafts a couple all-pros in the 2014 draft. </p>

<p>There's a lot of hard feelings in the locker room that will need to be soothed- you can bet Joe Thomas is even more sick of the coaching carousel than we are.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381668</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381668</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hoorta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:44:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:07:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Alright Dildo(I rarely resort to name calling, but you started it)...if I were a FRAK, I would have a closet full of Steelers, Bengals, Seahwawks and Broncos jerseys. All I have are Tim Couch, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, Kelly Holcomb, Spurgeon Winn, Colt McCoy, Brandon Weeden, Jason Campbell, and Brian Hoyer jerseys. Can you fix a speeding ticket for me?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381656</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381656</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lodilobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:07:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:45:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381613">said</a>:</p><div>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381562">said</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381531">said</a>:</p>
<p>Gipper...go fuck yourself.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Is that an offer?</span></p>

<p>I must have missed it when you were elected ruler of this board.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">:huh:You didn't get the memo?</span></p>

<p>My post didn't insinuate in any way that I would root for another team. I'm damn tired of watching for the last 14 years as a an imposter of a team that I grew up with, changes owners and coaches with the same regularity that that you change your Depends.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Like what? You are the only one that is fed up?</span></p>

<p>This is not now, and never will be the same team that left here in '95. You can spew all the legal crap you want, about the franchise never left Cleveland...blah, blah, blah. It doesn't make it true.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Yes, it does, actually.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">FYI, in my opinion if Modell had not done what he did...he would have simply sold the team to Al Lerner who became the owner anyway. And then we would have had Randy anyway.  So it is not really like the history of this team would really have changed much.</span> <em>OPINION is the key word, here. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">(you might want to differentiate when you make new comments.  Different color/italics etc.</span></em></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)"><em>Yes...it is opinion as to what MIGHT have happened if Modell had not moved. That is all speculative.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)"><em>But what DID happen is fact.....not subject to speculation or opinion.</em></span></p>

<p>When Modell took the team, that was the end. It's something we should have recognized and accepted then. If your wife leaves you, then 4 years later, by some miracle, you find another woman to marry you, do you call her by the same name as your first wife?</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">No, but that is not the proper analogy. In this case, we were simply separated from the same wife for 3 years.  Its just that when the same wife came back she had issues and developed Alzheimer's or something.  But it is still the same woman.</span></p>
<p> <em>No...my analogy was the proper one....it just took you 3 years to re marry. If your first wife was Carol, why do you insist on calling your second wife Carol, when her name is Ann?</em></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">Because there was NO second wife.  There was only Carol. Its just that Carol got fatter, uglier, and suffered a brain anyeurism</span>.</p>
<p>different scenarios could have transpired. You're at the HOF with your 17 year old son. Scenario #1...you show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and tell him. "Sadly, the scumbag owner moved the team in 1995, and took them to Baltimore, to become the Baltimore Ravens." "It was a great team, and one of the winningest professional teams in all of sports." Gee Dad...I sure wish I could have seen them play." Scenario #2....You show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and he says.."The Browns? you mean the Cleveland Clowns, Dad. They suck! Have they ever won more than 5 games in a season?" The Steelers!.....that's my team!" Enjoy your delusional hope that some day, this fiasco will transform into the 1986 Browns. Reality sucks, but there it is. So sue me.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">So?  You admit that you suck balls at parenting such that you would really allow one of your children to root for the Steelers?</span> <em>Yes...I guess my parenting is so bad, I would encourage my kid to be himself/herself. By the way....we were using your offspring as an example. Not mine.</em></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)"><em>Well, my son is not a sports fan....but at least he has the good sense to know that if he were one he wouldn't be a Steeler fan.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I would sue you for Child Abuse.</span>Damn....you really are sue happy! I've always suspected as much.</p>
<p><em><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">No,not really. I rarely engage in litigation, even as an attorney.</span></em></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Like I said, FRAK, if you want to root for a team with a different name....there are 31 others out there you can spoon over.</span> Thanks for your permission.</p>
<p><em><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)">I didn't give you permission....I simply acknowledge the fact that you don't mind being considered a FRAK.</span></em></p>
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</div></blockquote>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381623</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381623</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:45:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:36:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381608">said</a>:</p><div><p>Don't take that loser Dripper too seriously. I can tell, you don't. He's just some small time ambulance chaser with too much time on his hands. He's always good for a laugh when he pulls out his ancient archives on sports, and spews names of teams that no one ever heard of. His trivia posts suck, too.</p></div></blockquote>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I don't do PI.  Probate, Bankruptcy, Real Estate, that sort of thing.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">But yes, I do pull out information about the history of the game that educates all y'all.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">If my trivia posts suck in your opinion....then I challenge you to do your own.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Otherwise, face it, you are just jealous because I am smarter, better looking and have a bigger dick.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381615</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381615</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:36:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:33:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381562">said</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381531">said</a>:</p>
<p>Gipper...go fuck yourself.</p>
<p>
<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Is that an offer?</span></p>

<p>
I must have missed it when you were elected ruler of this board.</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">:huh:You didn't get the memo?</span></p>

<p>
My post didn't insinuate in any way that I would root for another team. I'm damn tired of watching for the last 14 years as a an imposter of a team that I grew up with, changes owners and coaches with the same regularity that that you change your Depends.</p>
<p>
<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Like what? You are the only one that is fed up?</span></p>

<p>
This is not now, and never will be the same team that left here in '95. You can spew all the legal crap you want, about the franchise never left Cleveland...blah, blah, blah. It doesn't make it true.</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Yes, it does, actually.</span></p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">FYI, in my opinion if Modell had not done what he did...he would have simply sold the team to Al Lerner who became the owner anyway. And then we would have had Randy anyway.  So it is not really like the history of this team would really have changed much.</span> OPINION is the key word, here.</p>

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When Modell took the team, that was the end. It's something we should have recognized and accepted then. If your wife leaves you, then 4 years later, by some miracle, you find another woman to marry you, do you call her by the same name as your first wife?</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">No, but that is not the proper analogy. In this case, we were simply separated from the same wife for 3 years.  Its just that when the same wife came back she had issues and developed Alzheimer's or something.  But it is still the same woman.</span></p>
<p>
 No...my analogy was the proper one....it just took you 3 years to re marry. If your first wife was Carol, why do you insist on calling your second wife Carol, when her name is Ann?</p>
<p>
different scenarios could have transpired. You're at the HOF with your 17 year old son. Scenario #1...you show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and tell him. "Sadly, the scumbag owner moved the team in 1995, and took them to Baltimore, to become the Baltimore Ravens." "It was a great team, and one of the winningest professional teams in all of sports." Gee Dad...I sure wish I could have seen them play." Scenario #2....You show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and he says.."The Browns? you mean the Cleveland Clowns, Dad. They suck! Have they ever won more than 5 games in a season?" The Steelers!.....that's my team!" Enjoy your delusional hope that some day, this fiasco will transform into the 1986 Browns. Reality sucks, but there it is. So sue me.</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">So?  You admit that you suck balls at parenting such that you would really allow one of your children to root for the Steelers?</span> Yes...I guess my parenting is so bad, I would encourage my kid to be himself/herself. By the way....we were using your offspring as an example. Not mine.</p>
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<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I would sue you for Child Abuse.</span>Damn....you really are sue happy! I've always suspected as much.</p>
<p>
<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Like I said, FRAK, if you want to root for a team with a different name....there are 31 others out there you can spoon over.</span> Thanks for your permission.</p>
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</blockquote>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381613</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381613</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lodilobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:33:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:25:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Don't take that loser Dripper too seriously. I can tell, you don't. He's just some small time ambulance chaser with too much time on his hands. He's always good for a laugh when he pulls out his ancient archives on sports, and spews names of teams that no one ever heard of. His trivia posts suck, too. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381608</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381608</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[lodilobo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 17:25:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 16:12:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381580">said</a>:</p><div><p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I would check your family's DNA.  There appears to still be some Troglodyte or Neanderthal blood still running in your family....and on occasion those recessive genes come to the forefront.</span></p></div></blockquote>
<p>Well, my first wife (my oldest son's mother) was a Stoolers fan so that explains a lot right there. Living so close to the border you'll find a lot more of those around.</p>

<p>As for my DNA, no need to dig very far. My father's side is predominately Browns fans and where I get most of my sports affiliation. My mother's side is more the mix...and her roots are from PA. She's been in Ohio since she was about five, if I recall correctly, and so she has relatives (mostly the generation above her) are still in PA.</p>

<p>I do have a lot of body hair...and I've read that usually hair genes come from the mother's side. Thanks Mom. I'm Cro-Magnon. Browns mind trapped in a Stoolers body.</p>

<p>My second wife is a born and raised Cleveland girl, with family all around that area. So my younger son has much better odds! I take solace in this.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381583</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381583</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tml1138]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 16:12:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:52:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/tml1138" aria-label="Profile: tml1138">@<bdi>tml1138</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381575">said</a>:</p><div>

<p>Well shit. I'm thinking you didn't read my post and only replied to lodilobo's. My son is a great kid and has his head on straight. A's honor student has his private pilot's license, and is going to college for a degree in aviation. Yes somehow I failed miserably on where his sports loyalties lie. He's more of a hockey fan but his pro football team of choice is, sadly, the Stoolers. I jab at him constantly about this. It's like a disease in this part of Ohio. I have some family members that are Stooler fans, others are Browns fans with Stoolers fan spouses, and children too.</p>

<p>I promise it will be much better with my younger son. I'm older now and have learned from my mistakes. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I would check your family's DNA.  There appears to still be some Troglodyte or Neanderthal blood still running in your family....and on occasion those recessive genes come to the forefront.</span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381580</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381580</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:52:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:49:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/381570">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>Jimmy is never changing the name, the helmet or the colors. Ever. Embrace the history.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>We will be "veterans" of the great drought of 99-13, just like we are veterans of Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble and The Move.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>All the sweeter when we win. We ARE the Cleveland Browns. The one constant is the fans.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>We'll be back on top. And by the time we get there, every last front runner will have become a Steeler fan and it'll be us Real Browns fans celebrating the return of Greatness.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>I'm willing to wait for it.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>But I expect it next year.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(139,69,19)"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">You know, it is not like other teams haven't gone through tough times.....and more or less none of them changed their names.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I mean, the Cardinals are the oldest franchise in football, and still have the same name.</span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Now, some teams have changed their names for whatever reason.  One of the reason that makes sense is if the franchise moves.....but this franchise DID NOT move, despite what people think. Some teams changed names years ago because they dropped their baseball affiliation. Here are teams that have changed their name:</span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Decatur Staleys....Chicago Bears</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Portsmouth Spartans.....Detroit Lions</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Houston Oilers.....Tennessee Titans</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Boston Braves....Washington Redskins</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Pittsburgh Pirates....Pittsburgh Steelers</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">New York Titans....NY Jets</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Dallas Texans....Kansas City Chiefs</span></p>

<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">The Jets are the only team to change their name where it had nothing to do with a relocation or reidentification from a baseball teams name. </span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381578</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381578</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Gipper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:49:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:43:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/the-gipper" aria-label="Profile: the-gipper">@<bdi>the-gipper</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381562">said</a>:</p><div>


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<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">So?  You admit that you suck balls at parenting such that you would really allow one of your children to root for the Steelers?</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I would sue you for Child Abuse.</span></p>

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<p>Well shit. I'm thinking you didn't read my post and only replied to lodilobo's. My son is a great kid and has his head on straight. A's honor student has his private pilot's license, and is going to college for a degree in aviation. Yes somehow I failed miserably on where his sports loyalties lie. He's more of a hockey fan but his pro football team of choice is, sadly, the Stoolers. I jab at him constantly about this. It's like a disease in this part of Ohio. I have some family members that are Stooler fans, others are Browns fans with Stoolers fan spouses, and children too.</p>

<p>I promise it will be much better with my younger son. I'm older now and have learned from my mistakes. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381575</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381575</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[tml1138]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:43:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:37:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Zombo <a href="/post/381570">said</a>:</p>
<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Jimmy is never changing the name, the helmet or the colors. Ever. Embrace the history.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We will be "veterans" of the great drought of 99-13, just like we are veterans of Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble and The Move.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>All the sweeter when we win. We ARE the Cleveland Browns. The one constant is the fans.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We'll be back on top. And by the time we get there, every last front runner will have become a Steeler fan and it'll be us Real Browns fans celebrating the return of Greatness.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I'm willing to wait for it.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>But I expect it next year.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>
</blockquote>There's always next year! : D]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381573</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381573</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:37:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:34:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Jimmy is never changing the name, the helmet or the colors. Ever. Embrace the history.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We will be "veterans" of the great drought of 99-13, just like we are veterans of Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble and The Move.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>All the sweeter when we win. We ARE the Cleveland Browns. The one constant is the fans.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>We'll be back on top. And by the time we get there, every last front runner will have become a Steeler fan and it'll be us Real Browns fans celebrating the return of Greatness.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>I'm willing to wait for it.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>But I expect it next year.</strong></span></p>

<p><span style="color:#8b4513"><strong>Zombo</strong></span></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381570</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381570</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Zombo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:34:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:29:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Would you want to see a winning team in Cleveland not named the Browns?  Changing the name, changes nothing as far as turning this around.  The only thing changing the name does is take us even farther from the glory days you cherish so much.  IMO the new generation deserves to see THE BROWNS turn this around.  If not the name will be forever tainted, to where people 50 years from now, will remember the shit storm we've endured, not the good 'ole days.  Thats not fair to players on those championship teams, or the city.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/381567</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/381567</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:29:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Message to Haslam: on Thu, 23 Jan 2014 15:22:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/lodilobo" aria-label="Profile: lodilobo">@<bdi>lodilobo</bdi></a> <a href="/post/381531">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Gipper...go fuck yourself.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Is that an offer?</span></p>

<p>I must have missed it when you were elected ruler of this board.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)"> :huh:You didn't get the memo?</span></p>

<p>My post didn't insinuate in any way that I would root for another team. I'm damn tired of watching for the last 14 years as a an imposter of a team that I grew up with, changes owners and coaches with the same regularity that that you change your Depends.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Like what? You are the only one that is fed up?</span></p>

<p>This is not now, and never will be the same team that left here in '95. You can spew all the legal crap you want, about the franchise never left Cleveland...blah, blah, blah. It doesn't make it true.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Yes, it does, actually.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">FYI, in my opinion if Modell had not done what he did...he would have simply sold the team to Al Lerner who became the owner anyway. And then we would have had Randy anyway.  So it is not really like the history of this team would really have changed much.</span></p>

<p>When Modell took the team, that was the end. It's something we should have recognized and accepted then. If your wife leaves you, then 4 years later, by some miracle, you find another woman to marry you, do you call her by the same name as your first wife?</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">No, but that is not the proper analogy. In this case, we were simply separated from the same wife for 3 years.  Its just that when the same wife came back she had issues and developed Alzheimer's or something.  But it is still the same woman.</span></p>

<p>different scenarios could have transpired. You're at the HOF with your 17 year old son. Scenario #1...you show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and tell him. "Sadly, the scumbag owner moved the team in 1995, and took them to Baltimore, to become the Baltimore Ravens." "It was a great team, and one of the winningest professional teams in all of sports." Gee Dad...I sure wish I could have seen them play." Scenario #2....You show him the proud history of the Cleveland Browns, and he says.."The Browns? you mean the Cleveland Clowns, Dad. They suck! Have they ever won more than 5 games in a season?" The Steelers!.....that's my team!" Enjoy your delusional hope that some day, this fiasco will transform into the 1986 Browns. Reality sucks, but there it is. So sue me.</p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">So?  You admit that you suck balls at parenting such that you would really allow one of your children to root for the Steelers?</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">I would sue you for Child Abuse.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(128,0,0)">Like I said, FRAK, if you want to root for a team with a different name....there are 31 others out there you can spoon over.</span></p>
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