<![CDATA[Bring back the Hefty Lefty]]>http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/28393/bring-back-the-hefty-leftyRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 04:39:10 GMTTue, 04 Feb 2014 22:07:57 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Thu, 06 Feb 2014 20:24:39 GMT]]>Dude was pretty good in college. He broke most of Tim Couch's school records the 2-4 years after we drafted Couch.

That was like, 100 pounds and 14 years ago though.

To be fair he barely beat couch's record in 4 years versus couch's 2 😉

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384869https://brownsboard.com/post/384869Thu, 06 Feb 2014 20:24:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Thu, 06 Feb 2014 19:14:25 GMT]]>Did you guys see those nimble feet? holy crap, all bullshit aside that dude can scat. How pathetic is it that our #3 isn't half as mobile as that dude.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384850https://brownsboard.com/post/384850Thu, 06 Feb 2014 19:14:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 15:06:37 GMT]]>I think we know who is going to be a future contestant on The Biggest Loser.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384573https://brownsboard.com/post/384573Wed, 05 Feb 2014 15:06:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 11:54:49 GMT]]>he just looks totally wrong throwing the football...funny shidt.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384533https://brownsboard.com/post/384533Wed, 05 Feb 2014 11:54:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 09:37:17 GMT]]>320? He looks more like 400 plus.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384529https://brownsboard.com/post/384529Wed, 05 Feb 2014 09:37:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Wed, 05 Feb 2014 00:57:46 GMT]]>Those, boys, are some hideous fuckkng uniforms.......

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384495https://brownsboard.com/post/384495Wed, 05 Feb 2014 00:57:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Tue, 04 Feb 2014 23:10:05 GMT]]>As I like to call him "Johnny Butterball"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384476https://brownsboard.com/post/384476Tue, 04 Feb 2014 23:10:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Tue, 04 Feb 2014 23:08:29 GMT]]>I'm proud of him. He found his niche.

He could conceivably tear up that league for the next 8 years.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384475https://brownsboard.com/post/384475Tue, 04 Feb 2014 23:08:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Tue, 04 Feb 2014 22:56:05 GMT]]>Too late...

http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=28393

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384470https://brownsboard.com/post/384470Tue, 04 Feb 2014 22:56:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Tue, 04 Feb 2014 22:54:47 GMT]]>Holy fuck!

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/jared-lorenzen-nky-river-monsters/

Sign him up ... "change of pace' for Johnny Fball.

Zombo

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384468https://brownsboard.com/post/384468Tue, 04 Feb 2014 22:54:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Bring back the Hefty Lefty on Tue, 04 Feb 2014 22:14:55 GMT]]>OM fuggin god!!

"gained a few pounds?" BWAHAHAHA!!

i forgot all about this 'kid'.

i don't think he'll every see the nfl again.....unless you put him on the line.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/384456https://brownsboard.com/post/384456Tue, 04 Feb 2014 22:14:55 GMT