<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51)">INDIANAPOLIS – Blake Bortles, Teddy Twatwater, and Johnny Manziel, considered to be the top rookie QB prospects heading into May’s NFL draft, have all apparently been pretending to be awful whenever the Cleveland Browns’ Jon Sandusky has been watching, according to combine sources.</p>
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<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51)">“It’s weird,” said Sandusky, Director of Player Personnel for the Browns since 2010. “Johnny Manziel is supposed to be about six feet tall, right? Well when I put the tape to him, he measured less than 5’9. It sounds crazy, I know, but I think, he was bending his knees and slumping a little.”</p>

<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51)">Continued Sandusky: “And also, everyone I’ve spoken to says that Blake Bortles had a terrific combine. They told me his mechanics were strong, his form looked sharp, and his passes were crisp and on-target. But I walked up and told him that I was with the Browns, and that with a strong showing, he might just get himself selected by us with pick number four in May. Well, right after that he proceeded to go 0-10 in his next set of drills, and somehow managed to fumble three times despite the fact that he was only simulating the snaps. “</p>

<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51)">The QB hungry Browns are reportedly intent on drafting one of the three top prospects with their first round choice, but according to Sandusky, no player has yet emerged as a favorite.</p>

<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51)">“Teddy Twatwater didn’t want to throw at the combine, so instead I just sat and interviewed him for a few minutes,” said Sandusky. “And all he kept talking about was how great Johnny Manziel and Blake Bortles were, and how any team would be lucky to get them at pick number four. When I asked him what he himself could offer the Browns if we selected him with the fourth overall choice, he simply told me that he was a ‘terrible quarterback with lousy skills and limited upside,’ and that we’d be crazy to even consider him with our first round pick.”</p>

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<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51)">“Well if he thinks he can talk us out of selecting him by telling us how awful he is, then he’s got another thing coming,” concluded Sandusky. We certainly didn’t let those facts dissuade us from drafting Tim Couch, Brady Quinn or Brandon Weeden, so we’re not about to start caring about that stuff now.”</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/28653/top-qb-prospects-all-pretending-to-be-awful-whenever-browns-scout-is-watching</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:41:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/28653.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:27:38 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Fri, 07 Mar 2014 12:02:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/ballpeen" aria-label="Profile: ballpeen">@<bdi>ballpeen</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391518">said</a>:</p><div><p>It's pro football mock....hit the link and look at some of the other articles.</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Really??!!  (sarcasm intended)  I was just joking Peen.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391524</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391524</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Nuckin Futz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2014 12:02:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Fri, 07 Mar 2014 11:05:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/nuckin-futz" aria-label="Profile: nuckin-futz">@<bdi>nuckin-futz</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391226">said</a>:</p><div><p>Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?</p></div></blockquote>
<p>It's pro football mock....hit the link and look at some of the other articles.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391518</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391518</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ballpeen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2014 11:05:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Fri, 07 Mar 2014 09:36:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/d-bone" aria-label="Profile: d-bone">@<bdi>d-bone</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391394">said</a>:</p><div><p>Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds. </p></div></blockquote>

<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/hunt-daddy" aria-label="Profile: hunt-daddy">@<bdi>hunt-daddy</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391411">said</a>:</p><div><p>I'm sure he posted it for a laugh. It's a blatantly fake article making fun of us. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what's the point?</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Yep. You've got to be able to laugh at yourself at times.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391514</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391514</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2014 09:36:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:40:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>i laughed at "i'm a terrible qb with lousy skills and limited upside". ROFL</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391418</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391418</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Clevfan4life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:40:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:31:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Imo having a sense of humor about the Browns is the only way to cope with being a fan of em</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391417</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391417</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flyin J]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:31:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:28:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/d-bone" aria-label="Profile: d-bone">@<bdi>d-bone</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391394">said</a>:</p><div><p>Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds. </p></div></blockquote>

<p>If you can't laugh at yourself or what you root for it's a tough way of living.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391415</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391415</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jrb12711]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:28:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:24:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391235">said</a>:</p><p><strong>gloves are off once again sir.</strong></p></blockquote>Lmao]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391413</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391413</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Comeonman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:24:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:22:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/d-bone" aria-label="Profile: d-bone">@<bdi>d-bone</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391394">said</a>:</p><p>Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds. </p></blockquote>
<p>I'm sure he posted it for a laugh. It's a blatantly fake article making fun of us. If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what's the point?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391411</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391411</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Hunt Daddy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 20:22:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 19:39:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Why even post shit like this? I know it's the dawg days before FA and the draft, but shit like this does none of us any good. It's hard enough as it is without self inflicted wounds. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391394</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391394</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[D Bone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 19:39:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 19:00:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/remarker" aria-label="Profile: remarker">@<bdi>remarker</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391230">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Hahaha that's an article from INDIANAPOLIS. That should tell ya somethin'.</p>

<p>Other titles of articles from Pro Football <strong>Mock</strong> . com.</p>

<p>Designer Of New Buccaneers Helmet Logo Revealed To Have Very Small Penis</p>
<p>Small African Village Thrilled To Learn Of Broncos Super Bowl Victory</p>
<p>Miles Austin’s Hamstrings Sign Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Tissues</p>
<p>Colts T.Y. Hilton Vows Revenge On Fantasy Owner Who Benched Him</p>
<p>Green Bay Packers Completely Forget to Show Up for Draft</p>


<p>That site has some pretty funny stuff.</p>
</div></blockquote>


<p>Yeah- "Bridgewater has recurring nightmare about being drafted first by the Texans".  Did have me going for about a second though.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391385</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391385</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hoorta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 19:00:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 12:45:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/nuckin-futz" aria-label="Profile: nuckin-futz">@<bdi>nuckin-futz</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391226">said</a>:</p><p>Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?</p></blockquote>
<p>That was quick and probably very accurate! Hey maybe these guys mistakenly thought this was a different coach Sandusky....</p>
<p><img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/twemoji/1f62e.png?v=33a42da2581" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-twemoji emoji--open_mouth" title=":open_mouth:" alt="😮" /></p>
<p>WSS</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391243</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391243</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Westside Steve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 12:45:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 12:01:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/diehardbrownsfan" aria-label="Profile: diehardbrownsfan">@<bdi>diehardbrownsfan</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391229">said</a>:</p><div><p>You brilliant.</p></div></blockquote>
<p><strong>gloves are off once again sir.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391235</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391235</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 12:01:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:49:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha that's an article from INDIANAPOLIS. That should tell ya somethin'.</p>

<p>
Other titles of articles from Pro Football <strong>Mock</strong> . com.</p>

<p>
Designer Of New Buccaneers Helmet Logo Revealed To Have Very Small Penis</p>
<p>
Small African Village Thrilled To Learn Of Broncos Super Bowl Victory</p>
<p>
Miles Austin’s Hamstrings Sign Endorsement Deal With Kleenex Tissues</p>
<p>
Colts T.Y. Hilton Vows Revenge On Fantasy Owner Who Benched Him</p>
<p>
Green Bay Packers Completely Forget to Show Up for Draft</p>


<p>
That site has some pretty funny stuff.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391230</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391230</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Remarker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:49:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:44:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/miktoxic" aria-label="Profile: miktoxic">@<bdi>miktoxic</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391227">said</a>:</p><div>
<p><strong>wtf? is this a fake article posted by another 12 year old?</strong></p>

<p><strong>come on man! this shit is getting ridicky.</strong></p>
</div></blockquote>
<p>You brilliant.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391229</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391229</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:44:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:44:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/nuckin-futz" aria-label="Profile: nuckin-futz">@<bdi>nuckin-futz</bdi></a> <a href="/post/391226">said</a>:</p><div><p>Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?</p></div></blockquote>
<p>Ain't no one going to pull anything over your eyes slick.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391228</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391228</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DieHardBrownsFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:44:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:43:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>wtf? is this a fake article posted by another 12 year old?</strong></p>

<p><strong>come on man! this shit is getting ridicky.</strong></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391227</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391227</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[miktoxic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:43:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Top QB Prospects All Pretending To Be Awful Whenever Browns Scout Is Watching on Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:42:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Can I be the first to call "bullshit" ?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/391226</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/391226</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Nuckin Futz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2014 11:42:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>