too bad it'll be for the janitorial position sweeping up the hollow shells of peanut carcasses or cleaning the smelly remnants of stadium food from both men and women with steaming pustules bleeding from their anuses.

his boss: "please don't make eye contact with the little kids, especially you big boy. this is supposed to be a good time at the stadium. we don't want them leaving here believing in the devil with their moms holding them screaming lawsuit after seeing your sarcaphogas ass."

@usfbrown said:

Oh I agree. But they can't and time is money. So maybe they see something in him you don't.

Yeah he might not be the most flashy guy but he seems to have the football smarts and has played in some high pressure scenarios. Yeah I know, Colt part 2.

McElroy redux.

Alabama is a system. The system is as follows: beat everyone up in the trenches and play smart, power football.

McCarron is just good enough to not fuck up, and that's all Saban needs.

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Due diligence and to keep their options open.

It's the same reason they've inquired about trading up to #1.

If all other QBs are taken, wouldn't you rather be comfortable knowing firsthand the last remaining guy was shit? Or would you rather take a flyer on a guy you didn't personally work out?

I'm sure if they had the opportunity, they'd work out every single player they could.

Oh I agree. But they can't and time is money. So maybe they see something in him you don't.

Yeah he might not be the most flashy guy but he seems to have the football smarts and has played in some high pressure scenarios. Yeah I know, Colt part 2.

@usfbrown said:

Didn't say they'd draft all of them. I'm just saying if they shared your opinion that he's absolute garbage, why would they waste their time bringing him in?

Due diligence and to keep their options open.

It's the same reason they've inquired about trading up to #1.

If all other QBs are taken, wouldn't you rather be comfortable knowing firsthand the last remaining guy was shit? Or would you rather take a flyer on a guy you didn't personally work out?

I'm sure if they had the opportunity, they'd work out every single player they could.

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

They also brought in Derek Carr and Johnny Manziel and are bringing in Bortles and Garropollo.

Are they going to draft all of them?

Didn't say they'd draft all of them. I'm just saying if they shared your opinion that he's absolute garbage, why would they waste their time bringing him in?

@usfbrown said:

Guess that's why Farmer and co are wasting their he bringing him in.

They also brought in Derek Carr and Johnny Manziel and are bringing in Bortles and Garropollo.

Are they going to draft all of them?

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

McCarron is a pile of steamy garbage.

Guess that's why Farmer and co are wasting their he bringing him in.

@nuckin-futz said:

Lol!!!

I was just poking fun at some of the man crushes people have on here.

I really wouldn't mind picking him up in the later rounds. Not sure how he'd handle cleveland winter. Plus he had a pretty good offensive line he played with in college.

@nuckin-futz said:

i think usf was doing his best PoG impression.

@usfbrown said:

Just fuckin with ya USF !

snag a vet or grab a guy cut from another team but don't waste another pick. if they don't hone in on one guy that'll be my first sign of trouble.

@hoorta said:

And he's got a hot fiancee.

That just pisses me off. I want him to be mine. I mean the Brown's onlly.

@usfbrown said:

And he's got a hot fiancee.

Insert high light reel