<![CDATA[My head will explode if I hear this said one more time.]]>"There is no Andrew Luck in this draft"



Well no fucking shit. If there was, he'd be negotiating his contract with The Texans as I type this. Are you literally that mentally ill to think that Andrew Luck's and Peyton Mannings grow on trees? Those guys are once every 10 year prospects. Even if there were 2 Andrew Lucks in this draft, they would be GONE by the time we picked. Either someone would trade up for them with St. Louis or Jacksonville would take them. It's like me saying let's pass on a receiver because there is no "Calvin Johnson" in this draft. I feel like it's fucking amateur hour with some of you people. You aren't getting the top clear cut overall QB prospect without having the top pick in the draft.




"We can get Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota next year" (just heard this from a poster)



Did I fucking miss something? Is there some magical process where you can conveniently select future players you want at will regardless of draft position. This is literally the equivalent of me in 2011 saying "AAAH we can just get Andrew Luck next year" or "Hey dudes, Let's this badass NFL Prospect coming out in 2034"



It doesn't fucking work like that yet I'm hearing grown men and alleged football experts say this over and over and over.



Unless you plan on picking 1st or 2nd, then you aren't getting either guy PERIOD, end of story. Goodnight. Goodbye.



Ya know what? FUCK IT DUDES. I say we don't draft a WR, QB, or CB until 2016 when Christen Hackenberg, Laquan Treadwell, and Vernen Hargreaves come out.



FUCK, I BET WE COULD GET ALL 3 with the top 3 picks in the draft.



NO NO NO FUCK THAT. I WANT THE CLEVELAND BROWNS TO HAVE EVERY 1ST ROUND PICK IN THE 2016 DRAFT.



NO FUCK THAT, I SAY THE BROWNS GET EVERY FIRST ROUND PICK IN HISTORY FOREVER AND EVER.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/28951/my-head-will-explode-if-i-hear-this-said-one-more-time.RSS for NodeFri, 02 Oct 2026 07:49:06 GMTThu, 17 Apr 2014 14:41:35 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Thu, 24 Apr 2014 14:41:20 GMT]]>sweet..that's high praise--you have fairly thick bark.

and for the record i'm not into golden abortions...just hoped i could make someone slightly uncomfortable for a second. (never thought it would be you...i just might retire).

ok intermission over, back to Browns talk...

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@sisky-fringo said:

i do my best to assassinate sisky sperm w extreme prejudice without discrimination.

hey it's just a little pee...it washes out.

i almost puked.

TMI.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400632https://brownsboard.com/post/400632Thu, 24 Apr 2014 10:43:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Thu, 24 Apr 2014 05:22:06 GMT]]>you mik? no way. 😎

yeah, some fellas just like to fight...until one day they're down to one eye.

OOPS did eye do that? sorry, just some late night low brow eye gouge humor.

as far as the parenting thing i wouldn't know. i do my best to assassinate sisky sperm w extreme prejudice without discrimination.

hey it's just a little pee...it washes out.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400608https://brownsboard.com/post/400608Thu, 24 Apr 2014 05:22:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Wed, 23 Apr 2014 18:13:29 GMT]]>been there, done that.

came out my face more than a couple of times the wrong way and got all rolled up and twisted just to have the guy buy me a beer and get disgusted with him and do it all over again....until there's no place on your face left to punch. got saved by many when i should have been dead. then i grew the fuck up and learned what it takes to be a fucking man.

life lessons learned the wrong way. that's why parenting is so freaking important.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400470https://brownsboard.com/post/400470Wed, 23 Apr 2014 18:13:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Wed, 23 Apr 2014 17:48:26 GMT]]>well just about all of us have deserved a punch in the mouth at one time or another to check our egos a bit and remind us what's up...but my favorite managers in life always helped me back up and dusted me off a little.

**headlocks WW and proceeds to give him the noogie of all noogies...then sets him free and buys him a yard of ale and a lapdance from a hot 25 year old brunette w real C cups**

at least thats how we rolled in the dubvee (WV) before i moved to Weedaholics, CO...

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400461https://brownsboard.com/post/400461Wed, 23 Apr 2014 17:48:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Wed, 23 Apr 2014 17:34:14 GMT]]>very well thought out sisky.

very well thought out indeed.

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@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Where would you mock WalterWhite?

Personally, I say around 5th round depending on his private workouts.

that's a pretty decent value on day three!

i've heard some have him slotted as late as an udfa but i tend to disagree and see a fairly high ceiling if he gets his priorities in line. he possesses decent mechanics although his [expletive] technique could be tweaked a bit.

at times in the past he's been red flagged as a potential cancer in the locker room but that can be overlooked when you're productive.

his best attributes are his heart which he has in spades and a very high motor...no doubt, lots of upside there if he can harness that energy to attack his opponents rather than simply directed at innocent teammates.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400443https://brownsboard.com/post/400443Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:58:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:05:20 GMT]]>once saw a drunk dude rip apart a kid's elmo doll and fling it around in his mouth acting like a pit bull.

i guess that = 5th round as well?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400434https://brownsboard.com/post/400434Wed, 23 Apr 2014 16:05:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Wed, 23 Apr 2014 13:26:14 GMT]]>

@mike-h said:

People who write about sports, specifically about the draft, mock people (fans or other analysts) who say things like "theres no Andrew Luck in this draft."

It's the lowest understanding/level of thought possible

Where would you mock WalterWhite?

Personally, I say around 5th round depending on his private workouts.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400379https://brownsboard.com/post/400379Wed, 23 Apr 2014 13:26:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Tue, 22 Apr 2014 21:47:19 GMT]]>Funny I don't want to here " he's got the IT factor"<<<gay

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400263https://brownsboard.com/post/400263Tue, 22 Apr 2014 21:47:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:59:59 GMT]]>i honestly and wholeheartedly agree!! let's petition the Browns and try to see if we can get the kid a shot as an UDFA. let him know The Browns Board is behind him...hell maybe even sponsor him a little!

**pulls out a take-a-penny tray, looking both ways for WW before setting it down**

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@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

I think we should totally draft Luck. We need an interior lineman and the name is fantastic.

I don't see where we can go wrong.

WTF, why not.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400157https://brownsboard.com/post/400157Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:48:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:47:19 GMT]]>

@sisky-fringo said:

agreed. and nice Andrew Luck name dopplganger find Tim.

the core is once again carrying me thru the predraft drought...thanks fellas.

I think we should totally draft Luck. We need an interior lineman and the name is fantastic.

I don't see where we can go wrong.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400155https://brownsboard.com/post/400155Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:47:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:57:11 GMT]]>Haha and that wasn't even photo-shopped! i'll have to look for it...sift through my countless photobucket porn accounts n such, but there's just so so many!! j/k...or AM i??? GIGGITY GIGGITY!! **doing best Quagmire impression**

i took that pic myself so it's probably not online anywhere else unless someone reading here grabbed it. i paused him on my pc at a choice moment during a press conference or something. lol yeah that still makes me smile. maybe i will...my Gordon avatar has been flying a while...guess ive rubbed it in that i've believed in him since his drafting long enough now. cuz that's when i put that one up. wow...has it really been three years since i've switched it up???

speaking of funny ur video post of the fat guy swearing gave me as much enjoyment as anything else in this thread. hadn't seen that before...was a great addition. "Get me a pill I'm gonna have a heart attack!!" LMAO 😁

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@sisky-fringo said:

agreed. and nice Andrew Luck name dopplganger find Tim.

the core is once again carrying me thru the predraft drought...thanks fellas.

You have to put that bloated, red faced picture of Holmgren again.

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@cvcanedy said:

Damn you've been on fire lately!

agreed. and nice Andrew Luck name dopplganger find Tim.

the core is once again carrying me thru the predraft drought...thanks fellas.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400121https://brownsboard.com/post/400121Tue, 22 Apr 2014 10:31:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Tue, 22 Apr 2014 10:52:43 GMT]]>

@hoorta said:

Know what? You don't know jack about board etiquette kiddo. You also don't know how to follow a thread either. TCPO made a joke about there actually being a no name Andrew Luck in this draft- apparently you're too dense to pick up on that.

You also pay zero attention to anyone else's stance in the draft, short attention span. I've only said about 20 times my pick @ #4 is Watkins (subject to change).

I'm tired of you insulting every poster who has a different and very valid viewpoint- and doubly tired of the profanity- you don't need it to get your point across. So if you want to keep acting like a smart ass kid, you're going to get a kiddie time out until after the draft.

^^ this

we occasionally swear (most of us, not all **nods respectfully to Cal**) but fuzz nuts is abusing the privileges that make this board unique and great. like a guy emptying the "take a penny" tray at the 7-11 every time he shops.

take some advice and tone it down newb. ur fucking annoying.

(and hoorta i doubly agree w u in this thread...i also want Watkins @ 4 as well. can u imagine how badass that would be???? aweeeee yeah!)

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/400120https://brownsboard.com/post/400120Tue, 22 Apr 2014 10:52:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Mon, 21 Apr 2014 19:16:41 GMT]]>There's 3 Andrew Luck in the draft and they are going 1,2,3. 😁

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@jcam222 said:

Walter seriously I really thought only Jessie was a user. Its becoming more obvious you are using the blue too. Post your thoughts before you use man..............................................................................................................................................................................................................ps...........There is no Andrew Luck type QB in this draft and Johnny Football sucks balls

What about Randy Muck, the QB from IUPUI.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/399679https://brownsboard.com/post/399679Sat, 19 Apr 2014 00:21:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Fri, 18 Apr 2014 23:53:54 GMT]]>Walter seriously I really thought only Jessie was a user. Its becoming more obvious you are using the blue too. Post your thoughts before you use man..............................................................................................................................................................................................................ps...........There is no Andrew Luck type QB in this draft and Johnny Football sucks balls

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/399673https://brownsboard.com/post/399673Fri, 18 Apr 2014 23:53:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Fri, 18 Apr 2014 22:06:24 GMT]]>Yea, that was pretty funny 😆

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@mike-h said:

Walter's milkshake brings GuNNerGatSKy to the yard

Damn you've been on fire lately!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/399659https://brownsboard.com/post/399659Fri, 18 Apr 2014 21:37:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Fri, 18 Apr 2014 21:20:49 GMT]]>

@comeonman said:

I just quit reading his posts. But a time out will definetly be good for him

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/399656https://brownsboard.com/post/399656Fri, 18 Apr 2014 21:20:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to My head will explode if I hear this said one more time. on Fri, 18 Apr 2014 21:14:22 GMT]]>

GuNNerGatSKy said:

Walter needs to fucking go he makes me sick. So pathetically immature, he pollutes and brings down the board as a whole. Like I said in another thread, grow the fuck up or please please please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

I just quit reading his posts. But a time out will definetly be good for him]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/399655https://brownsboard.com/post/399655Fri, 18 Apr 2014 21:14:22 GMT