<![CDATA[The No Profanity Slam Thread]]>Some of the newbies, and some of the regulars (like Hoorta) carped about having a bit to much profanity used on this board when talking about whatever.

So, here is your chance to be creative. What you want to do here is to slam whomever you want: Steelers/Teddy Twatwater/Ravens/Art Modell/Vagitron/Newbie JF fans anyone at all.

But you must do it creatively and without profanity. So carry on and may the best person win. Victorious person gets a hot fudge sundae.

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@douche-nozzle said:

It's funny how you have to answer your own thread in order to get any responses.....what a douchebag!

If you ran for president, you would be the only person who voted for you and you would write a book about your experience and be the only person to buy it.....the best part is you would actually read the book.

I interpret this statement to mean that YOU particularly do NOT have the mental acuity to participate in any activity that would require even a scintilla of creative thinking.

....unless the intent in your reply is in fact an effort to do exactly what I asked of you in the original post....to come up with a slam without using profanity. If so....BRAVO! I am as fair game as anyone/anything else.

However, I will have to have a ruling from the board admins: does the use of the term "douchebag" constitute profanity? I would think not...but I will allow Z/hoorta/MarkO to be the final arbiter

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@the-gipper said:

OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are?

Working on something. Not so much slamming, but still at least a little creative.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409534https://brownsboard.com/post/409534Tue, 20 May 2014 14:10:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Tue, 20 May 2014 14:08:18 GMT]]>OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are?

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@gftchris said:

Oh my god, PoeticG is The Gipper!

Mind blown.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. (I gave myself a waiver from the no profanity in order to respond to that) 😡

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@taco918 said:

Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street?

Me, I'd say more Dr. Seuss.

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@hunt-daddy said:

There's a joke here... PoeticG, Poetic Gipper. I'll find it

Oh my god, PoeticG is The Gipper!

Mind blown.

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@poeticg said:

That was poetic Gipper.

There's a joke here... PoeticG, Poetic Gipper. I'll find it

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409474https://brownsboard.com/post/409474Tue, 20 May 2014 02:52:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Tue, 20 May 2014 01:25:10 GMT]]>Nice use of alliteration!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409464https://brownsboard.com/post/409464Tue, 20 May 2014 01:25:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Tue, 20 May 2014 00:29:08 GMT]]>you lost me at "feculent"

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@the-gipper said:

Well, maybe I can help.

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409459https://brownsboard.com/post/409459Tue, 20 May 2014 00:28:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Mon, 19 May 2014 23:50:29 GMT]]>That was poetic Gipper.

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@mark-o said:

You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history.I

I dont think I could ever use more than 3 F words in a sentence without one of them being the F bomb.

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@osiris said:

You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta!

I saw the movie, but I will have to check that out.

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@the-gipper said:

Well, maybe I can help.

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409378https://brownsboard.com/post/409378Mon, 19 May 2014 20:19:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Mon, 19 May 2014 19:27:21 GMT]]>No profanity Gipper's. You just didn't read the tea leaves properly my friend.

FeCKless fecUlent . LOL 😆 😆

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409358https://brownsboard.com/post/409358Mon, 19 May 2014 19:27:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Mon, 19 May 2014 18:30:57 GMT]]>Best word of the whole group: Foozle: definition: to manage or play awkwardly, to bungle.

Which gives us a new nickname for that team in Cincinnati: The Foozlers.

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@mark-o said:

You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history.

But I didn't have to use (PH)uck.

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@the-gipper said:

Well, maybe I can help.

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history.

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@mark-o said:

Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed.

Well, maybe I can help.

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

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@cdl15 said:

No Fucking profanity Mark... Damn it!!!!

Shit!! I fucking forgot. I'll fucking try better next fucking time.

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@mark-o said:

Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed.

No Fucking profanity Mark... Damn it!!!!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409316https://brownsboard.com/post/409316Mon, 19 May 2014 17:42:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Mon, 19 May 2014 17:33:00 GMT]]>Why go PG when the board itself is rated R? No persons under 17 permitted bitches

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/409312https://brownsboard.com/post/409312Mon, 19 May 2014 17:33:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The No Profanity Slam Thread on Mon, 19 May 2014 17:23:27 GMT]]>Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed.

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