<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Cleveland Browns.com]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Just wanted to hear everyone elses thoughts on how badly run the clevelandbrowns.com site is.  Banned for calling someone a dufas.  Well that is why I am here now.  They blow.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/2972/cleveland-browns.com</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 05:58:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/2972.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:39:01 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:10:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>That's the same way the Cleveland Cavaliers official fan site "Cavfanatic" is. It's actually linked to the organization so you can't even say "darn" or "shoot." And as someone else said of ClevelandBrowns.com, there is very little knowledge there. Its a bunch of high schoolers drooling over their favorite players who don't have a clue about anything and make it look even worse by using Shaun Smith-type grammer.</p>

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It's real nice to find an independent board with loose rules that still have ways of keeping it so that the board isn't ruined by garbage, and actually has enough traffic to make it worth visiting frequently.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/43470</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/43470</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DTBH]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:10:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:04:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/atenears" aria-label="Profile: atenears">@<bdi>atenears</bdi></a> <a href="/post/41744">said</a>:</p>Welcome aboard ... asshole.</blockquote>

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LOL, now that is funny.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/43465</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/43465</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:04:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:02:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>mz. <a href="/post/41666">said</a>:</p>My only question is why would you advocate Kosar for President?</blockquote>

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Because he has a man-fro</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/43463</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/43463</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:02:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:56:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/ballpeen" aria-label="Profile: ballpeen">@<bdi>ballpeen</bdi></a> <a href="/post/41661">said</a>:</p>All boards have rules.  
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It isn't hard to know them and isn't hard to follow them.</p>

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Welcome</p>
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Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules !</p>

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BTW Welcome to the boards, Dufas.  <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41928</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41928</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[WVBrownsfan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:56:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:46:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>They moved my seats to the family section to set good examples for the youngsters.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41893</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41893</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ATENEARS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:46:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:10:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/atenears" aria-label="Profile: atenears">@<bdi>atenears</bdi></a> <a href="/post/41749">said</a>:</p>I've gotten myself in enough problems with the Browns let alone post within their confines. I haven't even peeked at their message board in many, many years ... since bottle-gate.</blockquote>

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Ah memory lane of a classic adventure:</p>

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Judge: "Mr Atenears do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth so help you God?"</p>

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Atenears: "Yes your honor.  Merletti is full of shit."</p>

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Judge: "We don't use that kind of language in this courtroom Mr Atenears. Do you understand me?"</p>

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Atenears: "Absolutely! Sorry your Honor."</p>

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Judge: "Proceed."</p>

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Atenears: "What kind of Moron confuses a Budweiser wynde-up with my pre-chug position?"</p>

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Judge: "Excuse me?"</p>

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Atenears: "You're fine.  It's the dumb basterd that has me taking time off of work to explain more people CHUG beers than throw bottles at football games in Cleveland.  If I wanted to hit Couch in the head with a bottle - I wouldn't have waited all the way until bottlegate. Let's just say I've had bigger temptations long before Merletti got nervous.  Sorry about the language I got a D in Shakespeare."</p>

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Judge: "Mr Merletti wrote me a note saying he's had bigtime concerns about the behavior patterns in your seating vicinity."</p>

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Atenears: "Where is that squid anyway?"</p>

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Judge: "He couldn't make it today,  He has a very important job he couldn't break away from. How can we wrap this up?"</p>

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Atenears: "Your honor, I don't throw bottles. I just empty them.  The only thing I throw are tailgate parties and middle fingers at Steelerfags."</p>

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Judge: "What else were you doing besides chugging beer at the time of Bottlegate?"</p>

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Atenears: "Hag2 was all over my ass to get our bets called in before the 4 o'clock starts.  I didn't have time for any of this crap Merletti dreamed up."</p>

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The rest was history as they say.  Merletti lost his undefeated record.  Skippy kept his season tickets. Two weeks later Zombo was informing Skippy he had connections that led to season tickets in club seating where hotties wait on him.  They've been verbal abusing each other ever since.  </p>
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<i><b>- Tom F.</b></i></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41828</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41828</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Flugel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:10:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:55:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/atenears" aria-label="Profile: atenears">@<bdi>atenears</bdi></a> <a href="/post/41744">said</a>:</p>Welcome aboard ... asshole.</blockquote>

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LOL!  Classic.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41761</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41761</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Squintz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:55:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:47:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the Island of Misfits.</p>

<p>
(I hate QB's)</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41756</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41756</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ATENEARS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:47:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:43:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" title=":open_mouth:" alt="😮" /> Hell I thought we all were rejects?]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41750</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41750</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tink]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:43:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:43:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I've gotten myself in enough problems with the Browns let alone post within their confines. I haven't even peeked at their message board in many, many years ... since bottle-gate.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41749</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41749</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ATENEARS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:43:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:40:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>this isn't even a joke....but that site caters to children.  there's 3 guys that know football, and 1500 gradeschoolers running around drooling for KW2......</p>

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plus the political dialog is pathetic......</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41746</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41746</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[choco]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:40:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:39:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/kosar_for_president" aria-label="Profile: kosar_for_president">@<bdi>kosar_for_president</bdi></a> <a href="/post/41649">said</a>:</p>Just wanted to hear everyone elses thoughts on how badly run the clevelandbrowns.com site is.  Banned for calling someone a dufas.  Well that is why I am here now.  They blow.</blockquote>

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Welcome aboard ... asshole.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41744</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41744</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ATENEARS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:39:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:03:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>As an information outlet I would rate it an F. </p>

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But it is the off season .</p>

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But as for getting the old "heave-ho" , well I guess you could say we have heard it all . If you can't follow simple rules there is more of it ahead for ya .  Sorry <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f644.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--face_with_rolling_eyes" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:" alt="🙄" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41727</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41727</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NewEraDawg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:03:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:29:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>i think that the biggest problem with the browns website is that it doesn't put the "ditry stories" on the main page.  i can't say i blame them though.  they don't want the bad pr.  i am very thankful for this site and wish i would have found it sooner.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41686</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41686</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:29:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:28:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>mz. <a href="/post/41666">said</a>:</p>My only question is why would you advocate Kosar for President?</blockquote>
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the real question is why aren't more people saying kosar for president?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41685</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41685</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ClevelandFanForLife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:28:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:03:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>My only question is why would you advocate Kosar for President?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41666</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41666</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mz.]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:03:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:02:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/ballpeen" aria-label="Profile: ballpeen">@<bdi>ballpeen</bdi></a> <a href="/post/41661">said</a>:</p>All boards have rules.  
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It isn't hard to know them and isn't hard to follow them.</p>

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Welcome</p>
</blockquote>

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I understand, but man after 3 years, they boot me off.  Screw em'.  Thanks for the welcome.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41665</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41665</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:02:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:01:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>All boards have rules.  </p>

<p>
It isn't hard to know them and isn't hard to follow them.</p>

<p>
Welcome</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41661</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41661</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ballpeen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:01:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:42:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I was on there for 3 years, they really started getting to be a bunch a girls over there.  Not a reject, just happy to be here.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41652</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41652</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kosar_For_President]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:42:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Cleveland Browns.com on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:39:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Great, we get ClevelandBrowns.com rejects now too? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/41650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/41650</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pl4tinum]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:39:57 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>