Weekly Survey

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 19:14:18 GMT

jockitch — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 19:14:18 GMT

Bortles because he will start.

Manzielnite

Iffy. Lebron needs a lot of help earlier in the games. He wears down because of his physique.

Tampa Bay

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 17:11:49 GMT

The Gipper — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 17:11:49 GMT

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Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 15:55:11 GMT

Flyin J — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 15:55:11 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

Id say Teddy. Best opportunity/situation

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

Definitely Gold

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

No way in hell we should give up Wiggins. We can make the best offer even without him, and the T-Wolves lose every bit of leverage they have at the deadline, and Love already said hes coming to Cleveland.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

Never heard of it, but I could get behind something like this.

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

Buffalo (but not this year)

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 15:44:09 GMT

Tour2ma — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 15:44:09 GMT

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)
The smartass answer would be JM, because he is most likely to get planted the hardest.
The serious answer is Bridgewater. I agree with the view that he comes into the league as the most pro ready. Add to that the situation in MN and I believe he will see the field the earliest of the 2014 QB crop. That said I do not expect his impact to be significant. I simply believe it will be the biggest relative to the others listed.

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?
Is ham a mineral???

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.
Torn here... On one hand I hate teams that buy Championships. On the other hand it'd be my NBA team doing it...

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?
Once upon a time definitely... now not so much...

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"
Texans and it would be more than tolerable as I lived in the Houston area for a long time...

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:41:09 GMT

The Gipper — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:41:09 GMT

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Red Kryptonite causes complete loss of inhibitions and results in wild and potentially destructive behavior.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:38:30 GMT

The Gipper — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:38:30 GMT

. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

Cummingtonite

Scientists....either they have an enormous sense of humor, or they are oblivious when it comes to the names they give things.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:08:55 GMT

nickers — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:08:55 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

Derek Carr..Word is that the game doesnt seem to big for him and he's taking well to things.

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

Pyrite (Fool's Gold)

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

NO!.. Absolutely not!.. Id rather not give away potential.Id rather get Love in FA.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

No,at this stage in life.. My naked body has little appeal to Me even 'laughs" I fail to see how that would inspire anyone LOL

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

The Cardinals

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:00:01 GMT

gftChris — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:00:01 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

Bridgewater - he has a solid skill set, solid OL and a top notch RB, along witha decent receiving corps.

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

Cummingtonite.

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

Basketball - don't care

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

Not heard of it but I guess the concept. No, not single.

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

Buffalo.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 12:44:01 GMT

utzie — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 12:44:01 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

1) I think Bridgewater gets the most starts out of all the available options, so I'm going to go with him. Handing the ball off to AP will take off the pressure and all he will need to do is manage the game and limit mistakes, something he was pretty decent at in college.

2) Adamantium (I could only hope)

3) No. Listen, Love is an all-star and a great player, I'll give him that. But the main points he brings to the team are scoring and rebounding, while his defense is lacking. The Cavs already have plenty of scoring now with LeBron, Kyrie and Dion (and that's not even including the 14-15 ppg that Wiggins could bring if he starts). Also, they have solid rebounding already down low with Thompson (9 rpg) and Andy (12-13 rpg when healthy).

You know what the Cavs really suck at? On ball defense on guards. Kyrie is terrible at defense, Dion is suspect at time, and they never had anyone to guard the 3's. You know the best way to wear LeBron down during the season? Put him on the other team's best guard because your other guards are terrible at defense. If the Cavs keep Wiggins, he is going to be able to guard the other team's best player and take the pressure off of LeBron on the defensive end, which will keep him fresh on the offensive end. I just think for the TEAM aspect, keeping Wiggins is the best option.

4) Nope.

5) Well, I would have said Seattle before last year. Now I want that underdog story. I'll go with the Jags.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 03:11:40 GMT

MLD Woody — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 03:11:40 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

1. Carr

2, Tinfoil

3. Yes

4. No

5. Jags

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 02:59:03 GMT

slowburn — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 02:59:03 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

lack of offensive playmakers will give JFF opportunites he would not see on more talented teams.

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?
Manganokhomyakovite
3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

Yes,Big K has been a winner at every level. proven NBA stud. liked watching his dad, stan, play NBA ball?

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

yes, providing they can hook me up with a 3X large banana sling

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

Lions

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 01:44:31 GMT

Taco918 — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 01:44:31 GMT

1) JM then Carr. The Jags want to sit Bortles for a year (so I'm not expecting much), and Bridgewater is a douche.

2) After some research I have one for each group:

The supposed "haters": Eurekadumpite

For the NAMBLA-JM charter: Cummingtonite

3) Hell no. If Love actually wants to win he'll tough it out for a year and sign with you guys. All the trade does is deplete the depth you guys have. If y'all are going to make a trade, you should be looking for a defensive minded C. A 2015 lineup of Irving, Wiggins, LeBron, Love, and which ever C y'all could pull off would be beyond legit.

4) They couldn't afford me.

5) I want to say Rams but all my family in St. Louis are a bunch of shit talkers so maybe not. Other than that Bills, as long as they suck balls this year, Cardinals, and Packers in that order.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 00:36:31 GMT

Browns149 — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 00:36:31 GMT

1. Bortles. He will start from day 1

2. Arsenic

3. Don't care

4. Yes

5. Raiders

Reply to Weekly Survey on Tue, 29 Jul 2014 00:21:27 GMT

Bob806 — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 00:21:27 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

Teddy, because they will find out Ponder is better when the Vikes go 3-13

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

No- we already went down that road when we got Mo Williams, Delonte, Gooden, and kept Varajeao for LeBron. It didn't work. I'm skeptical of kissing his behind again.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

Yes

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

Bears, Cardinals, or KC.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:17:41 GMT

The Gipper — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:17:41 GMT

@the-gipper said:

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

My belief is that the only one of those that will start from Day 1 is Bortles, and that JFF and the others will sit for some time learning.

Now, I hope that JFF comes in and wrecks this league....but I don't think it will start off right away.

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

Red Kryptonite.

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

I was orignially skeptical of doing this trade....as I think Wiggins will be outstanding. But I have come around......get the know quality asset rather than relying on the unknown.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

At 62...no. No one wants to see that. And in my 20s I would not have considered it. But, if I had my 25 year old body with my 62 year old mindset, I would give it serious thought.

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

Probably in this order:

1. Chargers

2. Bills

3. Lions

4. Eagles

5. tie between like Vikings and Chiefs

Reply to Weekly Survey on Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:03:40 GMT

The Gipper — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:03:40 GMT

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

I don't know, is the studio cold?

Actually they do it in a "clothing optional" tropical paradise resort.

Reply to Weekly Survey on Mon, 28 Jul 2014 21:34:40 GMT

Zombo — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 21:34:40 GMT

Give your opinions on these subjects:

1. Which rookie QB will make the biggest impact....ON the field, in 2014: Blake Bortles, Johnny Manziel, Teddy Twatwater, Derek Carr? (and why?)

Manziel because he is the best of the bunch

2. If Johnny Football were a mineral, what kind of mineral would he be?

Dickite

3. Are you in favor of trading Wiggins/Bennett and a #1 pick for Kevin Love? Explain.

Yes. The future is now and Lebron has never played with a great point guard and a great big man.

4. Would you go on "Naked Dating" if given the opportunity?

I don't know, is the studio cold?

5. Besides the Browns, what is the one other team you would like to see win a Super Bowl? (or at least lets say "that you could tolerate seeing this team win the Super Bowl"

After we win one, the Lions and Bills can win.

That's two teams.

so, Bills.

But not before we do.