<![CDATA[The two coffees and Obamao]]>
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up."
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets a bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"Who?, no" he answers "I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus the Christ. You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed higher than Jesus? Man oh man, Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs even higher. Once again he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again asks his question.
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is now totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?
Obama says "Yes, please."
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Yo, Mohammed, two coffees."
KEEP YOUR TRUST IN GOD.
YOUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT.
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@mld-woody said:

So Obama is gay, an illegal immigrant and a Muslim... I'm pretty sure you're out in baseball now

Nope...three solo homers.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422624https://brownsboard.com/post/422624Sun, 03 Aug 2014 20:44:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 14:55:40 GMT]]>So Obama is gay, an illegal immigrant and a Muslim... I'm pretty sure you're out in baseball now

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422600https://brownsboard.com/post/422600Sun, 03 Aug 2014 14:55:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 14:53:15 GMT]]>Dinner at Chic-fil-a sounds fantastic, but expensive.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422599https://brownsboard.com/post/422599Sun, 03 Aug 2014 14:53:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 14:39:39 GMT]]>THAT is also funny !

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@mld-woody said:

Obama is gay now?

No, he was always gay.

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@diehardbrownsfan said:

Dinner at Chik-fil-a in 20 minutes!

Not today. They are closed on Sunday for some silly reason

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422591https://brownsboard.com/post/422591Sun, 03 Aug 2014 13:59:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 13:58:21 GMT]]>

@logicisforsquares said:

I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.

This was funnier then the original joke.

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@logicisforsquares said:

It does if you are one of the people in a pants shitting panic about society supposedly being on the edge of the abyss.

I am not one of those people.

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@browns149 said:

No.

It does if you are one of the people in a pants shitting panic about society supposedly being on the edge of the abyss.

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@logicisforsquares said:

Doesn't that sound scarier?

No.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422563https://brownsboard.com/post/422563Sun, 03 Aug 2014 03:26:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 02:59:13 GMT]]>

@mld-woody said:

Obama is gay now?

Doesn't that sound scarier?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422561https://brownsboard.com/post/422561Sun, 03 Aug 2014 02:59:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 02:46:57 GMT]]>Obama is gay now?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422560https://brownsboard.com/post/422560Sun, 03 Aug 2014 02:46:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sun, 03 Aug 2014 01:40:37 GMT]]>A Muslim, a gay, and an illegal immigrant walks into a bar,

The bartender asks ."what'll you have Mr. President"?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422557https://brownsboard.com/post/422557Sun, 03 Aug 2014 01:40:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sat, 02 Aug 2014 22:09:24 GMT]]>

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Dinner at Chik-fil-a in 20 minutes!

The seasoning for the spicy chicken sandwich could be made out of condensed homophobia. I don't give a shit. It is goddamn delicious.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422537https://brownsboard.com/post/422537Sat, 02 Aug 2014 22:09:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sat, 02 Aug 2014 19:56:26 GMT]]>

@logicisforsquares said:

I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.

Dinner at Chik-fil-a in 20 minutes!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422520https://brownsboard.com/post/422520Sat, 02 Aug 2014 19:56:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sat, 02 Aug 2014 11:48:32 GMT]]>I am sure all of the guys at the early bird special had a good laugh about this.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422466https://brownsboard.com/post/422466Sat, 02 Aug 2014 11:48:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Sat, 02 Aug 2014 03:51:53 GMT]]>Apparently it isn't, or you wouldn't be complaining so much.

You'd just ignore it.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422455https://brownsboard.com/post/422455Sat, 02 Aug 2014 03:51:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:18:05 GMT]]>Did you not read what I posted or did you not understand it? Or are you just doing your little translation bit to avoid the fact you made a mistake?

There is nothing to "keep up with" in this thread. It is just a shitty joke...

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422363https://brownsboard.com/post/422363Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:18:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:17:03 GMT]]>Good one Cal.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422362https://brownsboard.com/post/422362Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:17:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 13:46:16 GMT]]>woody translation:

"dammit. I can't keep up with any thread, so I'll just complain."

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422358https://brownsboard.com/post/422358Fri, 01 Aug 2014 13:46:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 13:33:29 GMT]]>

@calfoxwc said:

What a shitty "joke" + " your Obamao is."

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Fixed.

But you're quoting me. Why would I say "Your Obama". Unless he is your Obama? But then I agree, because the Obama you think is real, "your Obama", is a joke. Of course, like many things, you confuse your own perception and reality.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422357https://brownsboard.com/post/422357Fri, 01 Aug 2014 13:33:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 13:28:46 GMT]]>What a shitty "joke" + " your Obamao is."

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Fixed.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422355https://brownsboard.com/post/422355Fri, 01 Aug 2014 13:28:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 12:19:47 GMT]]>What a shitty "joke"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/422349https://brownsboard.com/post/422349Fri, 01 Aug 2014 12:19:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The two coffees and Obamao on Fri, 01 Aug 2014 06:43:52 GMT]]>This is in a book of "shitty jokes" that I have somewhere in my bathroom for shiterature. Except it's not Obama, it's some generic muslim guy.

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