<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Ben Wallace has no hands]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Big Ben can't hang onto anything and can't dribble, it's as if he don't have fingers, but paws. Everything is 'batted' and any time he has to put the ball on the floor, it seems he loses it or is out of control.</p>

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Amazing that one can make it this far and this wealthy in the game of basketball with very little ball handling skills.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/3008/ben-wallace-has-no-hands</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2026 03:44:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/3008.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:25:57 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Ben Wallace has no hands on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:12:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/atenears" aria-label="Profile: atenears">@<bdi>atenears</bdi></a> <a href="/post/42158">said</a>:</p>Big Gay Ben can't hang onto anything and can't dribble, it's as if he don't have fingers, but paws. Everything is 'batted' and any time he has to put the ball on the floor, it seems he loses it or is out of control.
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Amazing that one can make it this far and this wealthy in the game of basketball with very little ball handling skills.</p>
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I wouldnt say paws, they are more like ping pong paddles! </p>

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This guy has been washed up for years and even when he was "in his prime" I was never impressed with him. </p>

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How in the world does ANYONE playing PRO ball shoot at the stripe that shitty?  He makes Shaq look like Steve Nash at the line!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/42213</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/42213</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GRAVY_insane]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:12:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>