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<p><a href="http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2014/09/30/No-wet-wipes-for-Halal-KFC-in-the-UK.html" rel="external nofollow">http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2014/09/30/No-wet-wipes-for-Halal-KFC-in-the-UK.html</a></p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/topic/30439/handwipes-banned-at-uk-kfc-because-they-contain-alcohol-and-offend-muslims</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 05:26:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://brownsboard.com/topic/30439.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 04:14:18 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:41:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/osiris" aria-label="Profile: osiris">@<bdi>osiris</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437831">said</a>:</p>

<p>What's wrong with Malibu and Coke??? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /> I first tried it because of that Bare Naked Ladies song. I think beer tastes terrible, don't know how anyone acquires that taste!</p>
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<p>I love the taste of my favorite beers.</p>
<p>WSS </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437834</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437834</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Westside Steve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:41:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:38:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/gftchris" aria-label="Profile: gftchris">@<bdi>gftchris</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437826">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Alcohol. Malibu and coke? Maybe you didn't like all the stick that came with it? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /></p>

<p>To be honest I don't drink a lot these days, and it's been ages since I drank to get drunk. But, I do like a nice cold beer after a long day in the office, or other times to just unwind. For me, it's about having to sit and sip, whereas if I got a soft drink, I'd chug it. This way, I have to take the time to drink it. Kind of like why people drink tea on a hot day.</p>
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<p>What's wrong with Malibu and Coke??? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /> I first tried it because of that Bare Naked Ladies song. I think beer tastes terrible, don't know how anyone acquires that taste!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437831</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437831</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osiris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:38:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:19:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Alcohol. Malibu and coke? Maybe you didn't like all the stick that came with it? <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" title=":wink:" alt="😉" /></p>

<p>To be honest I don't drink a lot these days, and it's been ages since I drank to get drunk. But, I do like a nice cold beer after a long day in the office, or other times to just unwind. For me, it's about having to sit and sip, whereas if I got a soft drink, I'd chug it. This way, I have to take the time to drink it. Kind of like why people drink tea on a hot day.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437826</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437826</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:19:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:01:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/gftchris" aria-label="Profile: gftchris">@<bdi>gftchris</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437821">said</a>:</p><div><p>Well that's why you didn't like it!</p></div></blockquote>

<p>Alcohol or pork?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437822</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437822</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osiris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:01:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:59:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/osiris" aria-label="Profile: osiris">@<bdi>osiris</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437820">said</a>:</p><div>

<p>Not really. I ate pork once accidentally when I was a kid. Tasted good, but so does beef and chicken. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>
<p>Alcohol I drank for a couple of years after college out of curiosity. Didn't see what all the fuss was about and I stopped. My drink was Malibu and Coke. </p>
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<p>Well that's why you didn't like it!</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437821</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437821</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:59:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:00:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/westside-steve" aria-label="Profile: westside-steve">@<bdi>westside-steve</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437814">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Osiris a question for you. Do you occasionally eat pork products and drink alcohol? This is by no means a gotcha just curious..</p>

<p>WSS</p>
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<p>Not really. I ate pork once accidentally when I was a kid. Tasted good, but so does beef and chicken. <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" title=":slightly_smiling_face:" alt="🙂" /></p>
<p>Alcohol I drank for a couple of years after college out of curiosity. Didn't see what all the fuss was about and I stopped. My drink was Malibu and Coke. </p>

<p>Incidentally, the Quran does not strictly forbid alcohol, though it recommends against it. </p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437820</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437820</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osiris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 17:00:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:32:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>My friend's wife had her vegetarianism cured by bacon. True story.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437815</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437815</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:32:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:22:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Osiris  a question for you. Do you occasionally eat pork products and drink alcohol? This is by no means a gotcha just curious..</p>

<p>WSS</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437814</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437814</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Westside Steve]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 16:22:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:47:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/calfoxwc" aria-label="Profile: calfoxwc">@<bdi>calfoxwc</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437778">said</a>:</p><div>
<p> <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f621.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rage" title=":rage:" alt="😡" /></p>

<p>Hey now, aside from the crap I get for my crap, it's still</p>
<p>me and what I really think, which usually isn't crap, but</p>
<p> sometimes, okay, often, I get on a comedic roll for weeks on end...</p>

<p>I may have watched Tim Conway and Red Skelton too much in my life.</p>

<p>.....Marx brothers when I was a kid........</p>
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<p>LOL just messing with you Cal...</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437805</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437805</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osiris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:47:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:26:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>What's a Tim Conway? About 140lbs.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437795</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437795</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 15:26:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:56:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p> <img src="https://brownsboard.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f621.png?v=2a192e496db" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rage" title=":rage:" alt="😡" /></p>

<p>Hey now, aside from the crap I get for my crap, it's still</p>
<p>me and what I really think, which usually isn't crap, but</p>
<p> sometimes, okay, often, I get on a comedic roll for weeks on end...</p>

<p>I may have watched Tim Conway and Red Skelton too much in my life.</p>

<p>.....Marx brothers when I was a kid........</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437778</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437778</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:56:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:46:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/calfoxwc" aria-label="Profile: calfoxwc">@<bdi>calfoxwc</bdi></a> <a href="/post/437763">said</a>:</p><div>
<p>Thank you, Os.</p>

<p>I honestly don't know much at all about Islam.</p>

<p>Most of what I do "know"...comes from LL Cool J on</p>
<p>NCIS LA...... he plays a Muslim character....</p>

<p>Every once in a while, historically, there are outbreaks</p>
<p>of genocide, extreme cruelty and violence, that defies</p>
<p>all understanding by every other group of people on this</p>
<p>planet.</p>

<p>  Isil ...nazis.... humanity must stop them, and eliminate them.</p>

<p>Isil has co-opted the Muslim religion in a warped way - and made</p>
<p>it into something that is just for lending their hideous extreme violence</p>
<p>and destruction some kind of "legitimacy" in their own warped minds.</p>

<p>But they have infiltrated into towns now, and bombing that isil convoy</p>
<p>heading through the desert seems like it would have been such a boon</p>
<p>to humanity... if it could just have been decided on.</p>

<p>Now.... bombing can't stop it. Inevitably - boots on the ground, door to door. So sad.</p>
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<p>Okay, who hacked Cal's account and is posting for him?</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437772</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437772</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osiris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:46:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:37:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Os.</p>

<p>I honestly don't know much at all about Islam.</p>

<p>Most of what I do "know"...comes from LL Cool J on</p>
<p>NCIS LA...... he plays a Muslim character....</p>

<p>Every once in a while, historically, there are outbreaks</p>
<p>of genocide, extreme cruelty and violence, that defies</p>
<p>all understanding by every other group of people on this</p>
<p>planet.</p>

<p>  Isil ...nazis.... humanity must stop them, and eliminate them.</p>

<p>Isil has co-opted the Muslim religion in a warped way - and made</p>
<p>it into something that is just for lending their hideous extreme violence</p>
<p>and destruction some kind of "legitimacy" in their own warped minds.</p>

<p>But they have infiltrated into towns now, and bombing that isil convoy</p>
<p>heading through the desert seems like it would have been such a boon</p>
<p>to humanity... if it could just have been decided on.</p>

<p>Now.... bombing can't stop it. Inevitably - boots on the ground, door to door. So sad.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437763</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437763</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[calfoxwc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 14:37:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 12:33:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>LOL are you kidding? We have alcohol wipes and hand sanitizer (with alcohol in it) in every room of the house. This is a case of people not understanding what would and would not really offend people. They ought to get some consultants so they don't make stupid decisions like that.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437701</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437701</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Osiris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 12:33:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Handwipes banned at UK KFC because they contain alcohol and offend Muslims on Wed, 01 Oct 2014 08:11:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>So, erm, wrong? The checkout monkey was trying to be over PC and got it wrong. Even in a Halal KFC, where this would only be an issue, this is not the way it is.</p>

<p>But sure, you take it to mean that all hand wipes have been banned at all KFCs in the country. I'm tempted to go out and buy KFC for lunch today and take a picture, just to prove you wrong. I won't, I'm busy, maybe Friday.</p>]]></description><link>https://brownsboard.com/post/437681</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://brownsboard.com/post/437681</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gftChris]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2014 08:11:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>