<![CDATA[Dear Cleveland Browns]]>November 2, 2014

Cleveland Browns

100 Alfred Lerner Way

Cleveland, OH 44114

Dear Cleveland Browns:

We are contacting you at this time about making arrangements for the return of Brandon Weeden.

Since acquisition the player has failed to meet even minimum standards of play and suffers from continuous under performance, red zone blunders, and appears to have a previously undisclosed case of cranial rectal inversion.

Being the upstanding organization that the Browns are we know you will do the right thing and make swift arrangements to retrieve him from a Greyhound station near you soon.

Sincerely,

The Dallas Cowboys

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@clevfan4life said:

wow, top play...he threw right past his slot receiver who came WIDE open. Dude ran right across his face.

He wasn't staring at #11...

Ya gotta give it to Wheezy... he's one focused QB...

... or maybe that should read "a one-focus QB".

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/447942https://brownsboard.com/post/447942Mon, 10 Nov 2014 14:25:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 10 Nov 2014 04:06:25 GMT]]>wow, top play...he threw right past his slot receiver who came WIDE open. Dude ran right across his face. Classic habit of a bad qb who's made up his mind on who he was gonna throw the ball to before the snap.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/447914https://brownsboard.com/post/447914Mon, 10 Nov 2014 04:06:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:17:41 GMT]]>jerry will be calling about our #2 in a week or two.

ring ring.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446921https://brownsboard.com/post/446921Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:17:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:24:16 GMT]]>In weeds defense he played the best team in football. Give him another game we had to suffer thru it. And don't take Romo for granted anymore

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446916https://brownsboard.com/post/446916Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:24:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Thu, 06 Nov 2014 18:53:23 GMT]]>On the bottom replay it looks like the DB is already sitting in front of the WR

before the ball ever leaves Gingers hand. After another look, never mind.

Weeden threw the ball 2 yards behind the receiver.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446878https://brownsboard.com/post/446878Thu, 06 Nov 2014 18:53:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Wed, 05 Nov 2014 19:23:16 GMT]]>I think on the top replay even the Cardinals defense was shocked he threw it there since it went right through 3 guys.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446628https://brownsboard.com/post/446628Wed, 05 Nov 2014 19:23:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Wed, 05 Nov 2014 14:26:24 GMT]]>

@tour2ma said:

Honey Badger intercepted a curve ball?

He just got confused and thought he was still pitching for the high desert mavericks.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446530https://brownsboard.com/post/446530Wed, 05 Nov 2014 14:26:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Wed, 05 Nov 2014 14:18:17 GMT]]>

@everlastingxxx said:

Weedens passing chart.

Honey Badger intercepted a curve ball?

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@everlastingxxx said:

Cole%2B1.gif

Cole%2B2.gif

WeedenCHART.png

Weedens passing chart.

Ah, the classics never get old, do they?

Observe the master in action. Notice how he immediately locks on to the receiver.

The head never moves--and then a throw into triple coverage.

Vintage.

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@everlastingxxx said:

WeedenCHART.png

Wee-done's passing chart. (Fixed)

I did notice on those plays, old Wheezy had a couple of guys wide open underneath he was totally oblivious to.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446475https://brownsboard.com/post/446475Wed, 05 Nov 2014 08:04:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Tue, 04 Nov 2014 23:27:12 GMT]]>

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Stupid post.

come on man , the post was pretty damn funny

@diehardbrownsfan said:

BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

Dude if it has ANY hint of actual hair you don't eat it

@pumpkin-eater said:

He was probably tasting the jizz of the guy she fucked the night before.

so you are telling us that somehow you know jizz tastes like batteries??

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446395https://brownsboard.com/post/446395Tue, 04 Nov 2014 23:27:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Tue, 04 Nov 2014 23:11:30 GMT]]>He's awesome. You're lucky to have him. Y'all better home Romo's back heals pretty damn quick, I'm not sure you guys can beat Jacksonville with that dumb hick playing QB for you in London.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446392https://brownsboard.com/post/446392Tue, 04 Nov 2014 23:11:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Tue, 04 Nov 2014 08:57:33 GMT]]>OP - get in line, there's a team in Indy that wants their first round pick back.

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@roycerolls said:

Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

Shit that's funny, especially diehards avatar.]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/446034https://brownsboard.com/post/446034Mon, 03 Nov 2014 23:18:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 22:05:55 GMT]]>

@miktoxic said:

HAHA!!!!

i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

That is because you probably have been dipping your head into the vat of battery acid too much lately

Bane_TDKR3.jpg

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@dcfan2366 said:

We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

We will take him if you agree to pick up Brady Quinn to start for you.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/445979https://brownsboard.com/post/445979Mon, 03 Nov 2014 21:57:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 20:44:35 GMT]]>

@bbedward said:

We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform 😛

Yeah, it was first and ten at the Lions 44 in a one possession game with plenty of time left.

Worst pass ever, and it's not even close.

Zombo

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/445938https://brownsboard.com/post/445938Mon, 03 Nov 2014 20:44:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 18:41:09 GMT]]>Wheezy is who we thought he was.. He blows.

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Zombo said:

Yep, this one's on Jerry.

Enjoy.

(Weeden gif)

We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform 😛

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/445874https://brownsboard.com/post/445874Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:27:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 16:38:34 GMT]]>

Zombo said:

815001286.gif

Ahhhh... vintage gif...

Just stuck me that had he completed that, Wheezy might hold the record for longest completed backhand...

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/445843https://brownsboard.com/post/445843Mon, 03 Nov 2014 16:38:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 14:29:10 GMT]]>

@diehardbrownsfan said:

BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

He was probably tasting the jizz of the guy she fucked the night before.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/445791https://brownsboard.com/post/445791Mon, 03 Nov 2014 14:29:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 13:42:35 GMT]]>

@thenew23 said:

LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??

Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...

LOL... enjoy

Yep, this one's on Jerry.

Enjoy.

815001286.gif

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@miktoxic said:

HAHA!!!!

i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/445742https://brownsboard.com/post/445742Mon, 03 Nov 2014 10:09:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear Cleveland Browns on Mon, 03 Nov 2014 10:08:11 GMT]]>

@dcfan2366 said:

November 2, 2014

Cleveland Browns

100 Alfred Lerner Way

Cleveland, OH 44114

Dear Cleveland Browns:

We are contacting you at this time about making arrangements for the return of Brandon Weeden.

Since acquisition the player has failed to meet even minimum standards of play and suffers from continuous under performance, red zone blunders, and appears to have a previously undisclosed case of cranial rectal inversion.

Being the upstanding organization that the Browns are we know you will do the right thing and make swift arrangements to retrieve him from a Greyhound station near you soon.

Sincerely,

The Dallas Cowboys

Stupid post.

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