Cultural divide, but also maybe a temporal divide...

Jesus, you don't know who Jed Clampett is? There truly is a cultural divide between our countries.

I should have know that though when my cousins hadn't ever heard of a Christmas Story when I took them by that house.

(but at least they had heard of Superman when I took them by that one).

@the-gipper said:

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most?

Dalton, and it's not even close.

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison?

Steroids?

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass?

Who? From the picture, it is most certainly not about *that* ass.

4. Brooklyn Nets owner Mickhail Prokhorov (sp?) said about Jason Kidd leaving Brooklyn for elsewhere "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you". Can you come up with some corny, Jed Clampett like saying that would entertain us?

Who's Jed Clampett? It's probably not about that ass either, to be fair.

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most?

Dalton, and it's not even close.

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison?

Steroids?

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass?

Who? From the picture, it is most certainly not about *that* ass.

4. Brooklyn Nets owner Mickhail Prokhorov (sp?) said about Jason Kidd leaving Brooklyn for elsewhere "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you". Can you come up with some corny, Jed Clampett like saying that would entertain us?

Who's Jed Clampett? It's probably not about that ass either, to be fair.

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most? Tie: Greg Little and Andy Dalton. Hoping they team up to suck together this week.

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison? A few good plays in one game is not a rejuvenation. He just had a good day. In fact, Im so sure he's not rejuvenated that I encourage the Stools to sign him long term.

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass? Who's Miranda Lambert?

4. Brooklyn Nets owner Mickhail Prokhorov (sp?) said about Jason Kidd leaving Brooklyn for elsewhere "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you". Can you come up with some corny, Jed Clampett like saying that would entertain us? That boy works harder than a one handed monkey with two peckers

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most?

all of them

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison?

ROIDS

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass?

Who the heck is Miranda Lambert????????????????????

4. Brooklyn Nets owner Mickhail Prokhorov (sp?) said about Jason Kidd leaving Brooklyn for elsewhere "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you". Can you come up with some corny, Jed Clampett like saying that would entertain us?

NO

5. Here are the 14 none and one loss teams that are the likely candidates to make the 4 team college playoff, broken down by conference. Which team from each conference do you see making it to that final four...or which teams you would like to see make it?

Big Ten: Ohio St., Mich. St. Nebraska

SEC: Auburn, Alabama, Miss. St.

Big 12: Kansas St., TCU, Baylor

Pac 12: Oregon, Arizona St.

ACC: FSU, Duke

plus Notre Dame

I don't care unless OHIO STATE is in.

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most?

Greg Little... lol

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison?

Scheme

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass?

Hmmm... I'm confused. I like bass, but I much prefer the female body part...

4. Brooklyn Nets owner Mickhail Prokhorov (sp?) said about Jason Kidd leaving Brooklyn for elsewhere "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you". Can you come up with some corny, Jed Clampett like saying that would entertain us?

Sounds to me like Jason Kidd is "trying to shit higher than his ass."

5. Here are the 14 none and one loss teams that are the likely candidates to make the 4 team college playoff, broken down by conference. Which team from each conference do you see making it to that final four...or which teams you would like to see make it?

Big Ten: Ohio St., Mich. St. Nebraska

SEC: Auburn, Alabama, Miss. St.

Big 12: Kansas St., TCU, Baylor

Pac 12: Oregon, Arizona St.

ACC: FSU, Duke

plus Notre Dame

Who I think: Auburn, Kansas St., Oregon, FSU

Who I want: Ohio State, Oregon, Duke, Kansas State (fu** the SEC... and Notre Dame)

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most?

Well, if Greg Little is going to be a whiny little bitch, I guess it has to be him

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison?

By all rights I should be in this guys corner. After all, he went to high school just 3 miles from where I sit. But I am not in his corner. That he is a Steeler is a big factor, but I also believe that his career was enhanced not just by Dick LeBeau's system, but artificially as well.

Both are a factor: LeBeau and probably that HiGH school spirit.

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass?

I don't fish I can tell you that. Figure it out from there.

4. Brooklyn Nets owner Mickhail Prokhorov (sp?) said about Jason Kidd leaving Brooklyn for elsewhere "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you". Can you come up with some corny, Jed Clampett like saying that would entertain us?

Let me preface this by saying that I am proably the worst handyman in the world. And, so my Dad and the Old Man from Pawn Stars would be like blood brothers. Long before I heard the old man say it about Chumlee, I got my fair share of "You're about as useless as a tit on a boar hog".

5. Here are the 14 none and one loss teams that are the likely candidates to make the 4 team college playoff, broken down by conference. Which team from each conference do you see making it to that final four...or which teams you would like to see make it?

My preferences for each

Big Ten: Ohio St., Mich. St. Nebraska

SEC: Auburn, Alabama, Miss. St.

Big 12: Kansas St., TCU, Baylor

Pac 12: Oregon, Arizona St.

ACC: FSU, Duke

plus Notre Dame

Better to say that I would like Alabama, Auburn and FSU to go suck it. Also maybe Nebraska and ND.

Preferred Final Four:

Mississippi St./Ohio St./Ariz. St., ....and any of the Big 12 three.

Here is this week's Surveyl. Give your opinions:

1. Which player on the Bengals do you dislike the most?

"Pacman" Jones

2. What do you believe is the primary factor in the rejuvenation of James Harrison?

HGH

3. Miranda Lambert sings a song "Its all about that Bass". Is it? Is it all about that bass or is it all about that ass?

All about dat ass

5. Here are the 14 none and one loss teams that are the likely candidates to make the 4 team college playoff, broken down by conference. Which team from each conference do you see making it to that final four...or which teams you would like to see make it?

Big Ten: Ohio St., Mich. St. Nebraska

SEC: Auburn, Alabama, Miss. St.

Big 12: Kansas St., TCU, Baylor

Pac 12: Oregon, Arizona St.

ACC: FSU, Duke

plus Notre Dame

Who I'd like to see, not who I think will make it, by conference

Big Ten: Ohio St

SEC: Auburn

Big 12: TCU

Pac 12: AZ St.

ACC: Duke

Final Four: Ohio ST, Auburn, TCU, Duke