Too many god damn penalties, too many commercials. I quit watching at halftime and made ribs instead.

EVEN MY FRIEND WHO IS A BENGALS FAN said he hated watching the game because there is a penalty on every fucking play or a commercial break.

I honestly feel like the NFL is now a delivery system for selling products. It's been sold out to advertising and TV spots. Once the cash register comes into play, everything gets subordinated to that.

I'd like to FUCKING kill that faggoty commercial of "Our Viking family moved to Cincinnati and had Bengal Babies, blah blah blah then moved to Pittsburgh" DISLOYAL CUNTS. I hope Michael Madsen from Resevior Dogs straps you to a chair and douses you in gas.

Call me crazy or tin foil hat wearing but the Super Bowl with the 49ers and Ravens was rigged. They pulled the lights to put the 49ers back in the game, they oversold their commercial budget and needed an extra half an hour to ram all that bullshit in there.

1. This coaching staff has their head so far up their fucking ass. Mike Pettine doesn't look like a leader of men at all.

2. Manziel was god awful, what an embarrassing start to his career. That was just pathetic.

3. Nobody outside of Craig Robertson gave a fuck today.

4. Barkevios Mingo should never be aloud to play football again.

5. We get zero fucking production from our first rounders and it's starting to show.

FUCK TODAY WAS JUST EMBARRASSING.