<![CDATA[The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies.]]>Resident Tolkien Fanatic checking in. Yall want some battles- you got it.

I'm not going to rate it- or give away too many spoilers, because I can't hardly be objective. If you've read the books- you have to know by now Jackson took some serious artistic license on several points- Azog should never have been in any of the movies- the Dwarves killed him off in the Battle in front of the gates of Moria. Of course, you have to enhance a few scenes for screenplay drama.

I will say the White Council rescuing Gandalf from Dol Gildur is way cool- and again- us Lore Masters know they weren't really sure at the time if that was Sauron or not.

Complaints? Jackson could have done a better job of tying up the loose ends at Erebor. Positives are he did a pretty good job of linking the Hobbit into what happens 60 years later in Lord of the Rings.

So if you're a Tolkien fanatic it's must see. And if you're into action adventure, it's certainly worth a look.

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@the-cysko-kid said:

I attempted to defund rule 34 by using something obscure like zoobilee zoo and I guess there's a reason it's a rule.

http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/3a2e514c2e1df3f470b000843f09d71a/513572%20-%20WDJ%20whazzat_kangaroo%20zoobilee_zoo.jpg

Yikes

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474581https://brownsboard.com/post/474581Thu, 29 Jan 2015 15:20:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Thu, 29 Jan 2015 15:09:52 GMT]]>I still think that a drink of rum, grenadine, pineapple juice and chicken broth is a better definition for hentai.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474577https://brownsboard.com/post/474577Thu, 29 Jan 2015 15:09:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 18:27:54 GMT]]>I attempted to defund rule 34 by using something obscure like zoobilee zoo and I guess there's a reason it's a rule.

http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/3a2e514c2e1df3f470b000843f09d71a/513572%20-%20WDJ%20whazzat_kangaroo%20zoobilee_zoo.jpg

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474422https://brownsboard.com/post/474422Wed, 28 Jan 2015 18:27:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:32:56 GMT]]>Nevermind I looked up rule 34.

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474406https://brownsboard.com/post/474406Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:32:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:30:08 GMT]]>what's rule 34? And what now you're bad mouthing Bugs Bunny?

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474404https://brownsboard.com/post/474404Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:30:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:17:36 GMT]]>So if you think you're a woman you are? I don't agree hot disturbing kangaroo lady

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474398https://brownsboard.com/post/474398Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:17:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:16:11 GMT]]>Zoobillie zoo. Lmao

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474397https://brownsboard.com/post/474397Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:16:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:14:12 GMT]]>http://www.godhatesfurries.com/index.php?p=about]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474395https://brownsboard.com/post/474395Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:14:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:12:16 GMT]]>Rule 34 dude, rule 34.

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@westside-steve said:

I'm not sure what they are but I won't pretend I'm too insulted to look it up.

😉

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I didn't feign offense. I did look hentai up and then just rolled my eyes that such a thing actually exists and is popular]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474391https://brownsboard.com/post/474391Wed, 28 Jan 2015 17:11:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:24:44 GMT]]>You Are What You Think You Are - a song from Zoobilee Zoo:

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474378https://brownsboard.com/post/474378Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:24:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:20:08 GMT]]>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry

not much useful information here, I assumed you came across it, to coin a phrase, while you were looking up ogres.

But I am not ashamed to say that I found whazzit kangaroo extremely hot.

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@the-cysko-kid said:

Are you into furries too? This thread nose dived pretty quickly

I'm not sure what they are but I won't pretend I'm too insulted to look it up.

😉

WSS

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474371https://brownsboard.com/post/474371Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:16:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:07:56 GMT]]>I dunno, we could attempt to bring it back by venturing in to elf-porn.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474367https://brownsboard.com/post/474367Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:07:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:05:13 GMT]]>Are you into furries too? This thread nose dived pretty quickly

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474366https://brownsboard.com/post/474366Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:05:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 16:02:35 GMT]]>Sorry Steve I don't share your affection for cartoons of mythical beasts raping the Japanese

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@the-cysko-kid said:

No thanks

He said as he looked to the left, looked to the right and after ascertaining he was alone, typed it in...

😉

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474361https://brownsboard.com/post/474361Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:52:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:13:44 GMT]]>No thanks

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@the-cysko-kid said:

So the point is I don't waste my time watching cartoon characters fuck. Think about what you just said:

"Nerd! You don't know what hentai is!"

No bud. The point is I made a little joke and you misunderstood it and then got mad. That's all. Nothing more sinister or unforgivable than that.

We we're talking about science fiction characters and fantasy characters and sex... Do a web search for hentai ogres.

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474337https://brownsboard.com/post/474337Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:07:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:04:49 GMT]]>Google it...if you're not at work.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474333https://brownsboard.com/post/474333Wed, 28 Jan 2015 15:04:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:59:03 GMT]]>OK, so, what the fuck is a hentai..........a variation of a maitai made with chicken broth? 😄

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474329https://brownsboard.com/post/474329Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:59:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:56:20 GMT]]>So the point is I don't waste my time watching cartoon characters fuck. Think about what you just said:

"Nerd! You don't know what hentai is!"

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@the-cysko-kid said:

I don't really waste my time watching cartoons fuck

Ha. Don't try to weasel out of it dude you thought it was queer until you looked it up...

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]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/474315https://brownsboard.com/post/474315Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:45:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The Hobbit, Battle of Five Armies. on Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:42:30 GMT]]>I don't really waste my time watching cartoons fuck

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