<![CDATA[THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD]]>shut up phil simms

]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/31399/the-weird-i-don-t-know-why-i-started-this-thread-threadRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 04:26:17 GMTSun, 21 Dec 2014 17:42:40 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 22:23:35 GMT]]>Who Shaw this coming?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/465622https://brownsboard.com/post/465622Fri, 26 Dec 2014 22:23:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 07:51:33 GMT]]>He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/465522https://brownsboard.com/post/465522Fri, 26 Dec 2014 07:51:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 07:32:04 GMT]]>"It looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef"

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/465521https://brownsboard.com/post/465521Fri, 26 Dec 2014 07:32:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 05:40:45 GMT]]>This thread has legs

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/465515https://brownsboard.com/post/465515Fri, 26 Dec 2014 05:40:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Fri, 26 Dec 2014 05:15:03 GMT]]>Flying elephants shit on my car over and over

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/465507https://brownsboard.com/post/465507Fri, 26 Dec 2014 05:15:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Tue, 23 Dec 2014 12:30:57 GMT]]>Wow I bought a set of keys for $40,000 and those dumbasses gave me a new truck!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464895https://brownsboard.com/post/464895Tue, 23 Dec 2014 12:30:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Tue, 23 Dec 2014 03:59:36 GMT]]>On Christmas everyone was feeling Merry, so Merry went home

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464833https://brownsboard.com/post/464833Tue, 23 Dec 2014 03:59:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Tue, 23 Dec 2014 01:50:38 GMT]]>

@manzier said:

yeah, thats true I guess...but then, on the other hand, you have fingers.....

and toes!

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464800https://brownsboard.com/post/464800Tue, 23 Dec 2014 01:50:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Tue, 23 Dec 2014 01:49:17 GMT]]>

@miktoxic said:

stare into the tv a foot away from it when bill o'reilly is on a rant. then close your eyes.

you can still see that neon fucker.

yeah, thats true I guess...but then, on the other hand, you have fingers.....

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464798https://brownsboard.com/post/464798Tue, 23 Dec 2014 01:49:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Tue, 23 Dec 2014 01:31:20 GMT]]>stare into the tv a foot away from it when bill o'reilly is on a rant. then close your eyes.

you can still see that neon fucker.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464782https://brownsboard.com/post/464782Tue, 23 Dec 2014 01:31:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 17:37:00 GMT]]>

@hoorta said:

I only mailed one Christmas Card.

I mailed twelve the Elvis way. Mailed em all to myself with my friends return addresses and never put any stamps on em !

Let's sing along....... Return to Sender

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464540https://brownsboard.com/post/464540Mon, 22 Dec 2014 17:37:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 17:16:41 GMT]]>Two processes that make most any food taste better: frying and pickling.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464529https://brownsboard.com/post/464529Mon, 22 Dec 2014 17:16:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 16:27:31 GMT]]>If god lives inside me, like so many people say, then I hope he likes tacos, cause thats what he's getting.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464502https://brownsboard.com/post/464502Mon, 22 Dec 2014 16:27:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 15:11:29 GMT]]>So did you tear that shit up or not?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464470https://brownsboard.com/post/464470Mon, 22 Dec 2014 15:11:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 15:04:35 GMT]]>And I still remember the traumatic event one Sunday afternoon when Judy and I were out.

She had a salad. With blue cheese dressing. I never heard of blue cheese dressing.

We finished our oyster sandwiches, and she started on her salad. She coaxed me into

trying a big bite of blue cheese dressing salad.

She ended up laughing til she had to go to the bathroom at the face I made. And it

wasn't a Clint Eastwood face. More like Don Rickles eating a cold, fried pickle.

I've have a phobia about blue cheese dressing ever since. That's a long time, but I've hated

the puking pittspuke squealers a lot longer.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464468https://brownsboard.com/post/464468Mon, 22 Dec 2014 15:04:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 14:59:27 GMT]]>You know, that reminds me of a story.... back in my Biloxi Air Force days, a gal friend of mine, Judy,

and I used to drive up along the coast (Keesler AFB was only two blocks away from shore), and we'd order

oyster sandwiches. For 65 cents.

But they weren't smoked, they were fried. On a poor boy bun. And lettuce, cheese and tartar sauce.

65 cents, but the rootbeer was a buck. We did this often. She had a Convertible Bonneville. I ended up

dating her best friend down there. She'd lend us her car when we went to Biloxi for a movie. The three of us

went out to that place and got those oyster sandwiches a lot, never got tired of em.

They don't have those in Ohio. But this summer, we went on a road trip to Texas to visit the father-in-law,

and stopped over in West Munroe, LA, to see the Duck Dynasty store. And went to a local restaurant,

and I ordered oysters, and alligator.

The really nice waitress told me they didn't have alligator.

I gave her my meanest, Clint Eastwood disgusted glare, and I did my best Eastwood voice.. "but this is Louisiana, you have alligators in Lousiana...", and she laughed and said "but they are out of season. We have great steaks, though. You'd love our oyster and fish plate."

So, I ordered a fried oyster and fish plate, and started to follow up with Clint Eastwood again, but my Wife

went to pinch my earlobe, I hate that, and made me quit picking on the poor waitress.

She came back with our order, and told me "I expect a really huge tip, Mr. Eastwood."

I don't know why my Wife thought that was so funny.

dammit.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464465https://brownsboard.com/post/464465Mon, 22 Dec 2014 14:59:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 14:04:26 GMT]]>Am I the only one who likes smoked oysters? Everybody says they're gross for some reason but I love em as a basic horderve.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464440https://brownsboard.com/post/464440Mon, 22 Dec 2014 14:04:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:38:10 GMT]]>where are the flying cars?

someone promised us all flying cars by the year 2k.

waiting...........

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464388https://brownsboard.com/post/464388Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:38:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:33:35 GMT]]>Whatcha doing? Putting on the foil. Before every game. Want some?

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464356https://brownsboard.com/post/464356Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:33:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:32:32 GMT]]>I got it... thanks, h

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464355https://brownsboard.com/post/464355Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:32:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:25:52 GMT]]>

@hoorta said:

I only mailed one Christmas Card.

It has not arrived

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464350https://brownsboard.com/post/464350Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:25:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:24:11 GMT]]>

@lbc-mike said:

I have not gone Christmas shopping yet

I only mailed one Christmas Card.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464348https://brownsboard.com/post/464348Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:24:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:08:28 GMT]]>That's it!

Now we know why mik started the thread...

He wanted cookies.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464338https://brownsboard.com/post/464338Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:08:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD on Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:06:57 GMT]]>My doorbell rang and I was hesitant to answer because I was watching San Diego comeback. It was my neighbor with a huge plate of homemade cookies! Nine different kinds. Some were gluten free for the dizzy guy she works with. But the best were the oatmeal, chocolate chip, chocolate mint chips, peanut butter, and snicker doodles.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/464336https://brownsboard.com/post/464336Mon, 22 Dec 2014 05:06:57 GMT