@cdl15 said:

Seven days into the new year and this may be the post of the year.

TCPO is kinda the Board's version of what you get if you mated Hulk with a Gremlin. You don't want to get him wet and angry...

@junkyard-dawg said:

Still waiting for you to respond to my counterargument.

I have a feeling I'll be waiting a while.

@junkyard-dawg said:

Funniest thing I've heard all year.

@junkyard-dawg said:

Man I almost feel bad for JYDawg. To be Brainfucked the way he has in the last day or so and not shut the fuck up. And then you can see the frustration and embarrasment in evey post from him. I pray for you tonight Dawg cause NOBODY should ever get their ass beat up that bad. Even is sorry excuse for trolling is pathetic at best

@junkyard-dawg said:

I mean this with all due respect, and keep in mind I"m saying ALL DUE respect - but your vocab doesn't extend further than the words "dick" or "faggot".

You might have some sexual identity issues to work through there, little guy.

@junkyard-dawg said:

Like I thought. You're an uneducated worthless piece of garbage. Couldn't offer even one rebuttal other than "dicksucking faggotry". Good on you.

By the way, I'm a South Carolina fan, you trashdick dumbass.

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

Seven days into the new year and this may be the post of the year.

@junkyard-dawg said:

According to your post below, you DIDN'T go to his twitter .....so how do you know what his twitter even says?...or are you just a lying sack of shit windbag?

@junkyard-dawg said:

Either way, the saddest part is Cardale is the worst of the bunch. The reason I point to Twitter is because it made National headlines for a reason. Supposedly a Student Athlete, yet it's a fucking loser that cannot grasp basic English nor compose a sentence in English

National headlines???.....never heard one peep till you starting shitting it out. You should try to look at his twitter, because t looks like he's actually educated and articulate when he wants to be. On the other hand, your posts would imply something different about you.

@manzier said:

Who peruses twitter for ANYTHING of substance?.... Im laughing at you for:

#1) even reading his twitter

#2) Thinking it has any bearing on anything related to football or his talent

#3) thinking anyone else would care about his twitter

#4) even thinking his twitter was a valid football argument

#5) lumping everyone into some kind of OSU homer manlove group and then spouting off about it. The old "you all are idiots" line, when no one has even said what you say they've said

#6) the simple fact that you are as intelligent as a half eaten corndog. And I know that from your posts, just like you know Cardale from his twitter.

@junkyard-dawg said:

I didn't browse Twitter, his stupid ass is in the fucking news over his Twitter dumbass.

Glad you only disputed my first point. we'll just agree that #2 thru #6 are correct.

The irony being your only admission is you haven't been to his twitter. yet it is your main argument about his intelligence. Thats intelligent isnt it?

@junkyard-dawg said:

@the-gipper said:

Cardale Jones made national headlines because he QBed the Ohio St. Buckeyes to a 59-0 win over Wisconsin in Big Ten title game, and then to an upset victory over #1 ranked Alabama in the College Football Playoffs. Did you not get the memo that he accomplished these things?

Skipping the rest that has been covered. Actually prior to the Game he already made headlines.... For announcing "We came to play ball, we aint came to play school." It's embarrassing, and people ARE laughing nd people ARE talking about the pathetic state of affairs in the OTHER house Paul Brown built, a state of affairs he wouldn't stand for.

People who want to find an issue with someone will dig deep to find one.....like you did apparently here. I have heard not one thing about this on sports talk shows/ESPN etc. Not one word. You are apparently just looking deep to find things to gripe about.

Also....what "other" house of Paul Brown are you talking about? The Cincinnati stadium? WTF is up with that?

@junkyard-dawg said:

@junkyard-dawg said:

Hilarious, fucking OSU Retards can't debate what i've said about their precious Quotaback so they go after me personally.

Because your argument is "he's a dumb n-word" or "he's a third stringer". That's all you've brought to the table. You want to talk about actual on the field performance? Fine.

Reason #1 That You're a Complete Dumbfuck

His sub-60 completion percentage? The lynchpin of your argument? Well, I've already blown a hole in that. It means nothing. There are numerous, and I repeat numerous, NFL HOFers, Pro Bowlers, franchise quarterbacks, etc. that have had entire careers with similar completion percentages. But, let's just humor your stupid point. So he's completed only 58% of his passes. He's also only started two games - the Big 10 Championship and a playoff game. His first ever start was against the 4th ranked defense in the country. His second against the 12th ranked defense.

Andrew Luck's first two starts for Stanford? He went 34-57 for 3 TD's and 1 INT. That's a completion percentage of 59%. Against unranked Washington State and unranked Wake Forest.

Colt Brennan's first two starts for Hawaii? He went 44-63 with 3 TD's and 1 INT. That's a completion percentage of 70%. Against #1 Southern Cal and #26 Michigan State.

Clearly, completion percentage is a fantastic indicator of NFL performance, as Colt Brennan is now a 8x Pro Bowler and Andrew Luck may be one of the biggest draft busts of all time.

Reason #2 That You're a Complete Dumbfuck

Oh, what's that? He relied on the run? Well, no shit. As you have pointed out numerous times - he was a third stringer. He took 0 snaps with the first teamers throughout most of the year, then gets thrown into the fire in the Big 10 Championship against the 4th ranked defense in the country. Of course Urban is going to give his quarterback a lot of help in the running game. And Cardale still passed for 257 and 3 TD's, including going 3-3 for 56 yards and a touchdown on the very first drive of the game.

Reason #3 That You're a Complete Dumbfuck

Two of his TD's against Wisconsin were in the first half and his TD against Alabama actually put them in the lead so whatever "garbage time" argument you'd like to make...you can go ahead and save yourself the trouble.

Reason #4 That You're a Complete Dumbfuck

He has a 3.0 GPA from The Ohio State University. Regardless of whether or not classes are padded for student athletes, it's a higher GPA than you had from a school much, much more prestigious than the community college you attended for 6 years. He'll graduate and receive a Bachelor's. You did not. All matters of his intelligence are therefore undebatable by you.

Reason #5 That You're a Complete Dumbfuck

He was a 3-star, 12th ranked Pro-Style Quarterback coming out of high school. He's as much of a "glorified RB" as you are an "intelligent member of society".

So...your argument is "He sucks because Twitter and fuck Ohio State". I counter that with actual comparative statistical evidence to contradict every single one of your dumb fucking points.

Ball's in your court, fucktard. For some reason, I highly doubt you'll actually have anything viable to contribute.

@junkyard-dawg said:

Hilarious, fucking OSU Retards can't debate what i've said about their precious Quotaback so they go after me personally.

You haven't posted anything of substance other than personally insulting our QB.

You expect a better response?

Someone else does what may well be the same on Twitter, but it must be "who he is".

@junkyard-dawg said:

He fuck your husband?

@junkyard-dawg said:

@junkyard-dawg said:

Fork Union doesn't "skirt" GPA's there. Kid made it through just like some former Buckeye greats.

Remove the broom from betwixt your cheeks. The "Suckeyes" (which by the by, isn't even anywhere near refreshingly original) comment pretty much clears up your thoughts. The kid is farcry from a dumbfuck and while I'll concede there are some people who would draft every Buckeye player possible - this isn't the time for the conversation. He's already coming back to tOSU for at least another. Again, we can revisit this conversation around next March.

Oh, and you might not pull for a rival school/team, but your comments show either you've had the train run on you recently or just happen to be quite envious of the success.

@junkyard-dawg said:

Fact: OSU has never produced a Franchise QB. Ever. One thing they are not is a QB Factory. They produce guys that look great in College and bomb in the NFL. Everyone but Suckeye fans recognize this fact. Sadly being that the Browns are in Ohio, there's a shit ton of Suckeye fans that are Browns fans. That would be fine, the problem being every single fucking year the rest of us have to hear how the Troy Smiff's, the Ink Me Up Tyrone Pryor's and the Cardale "We aint play" Jone's are the greatest QB's EVAR!111 nonstop and how Cleveland should draft them. Annoying, to say the least.

Either way, the saddest part is Cardale is the worst of the bunch. The reason I point to Twitter is because it made National headlines for a reason. Supposedly a Student Athlete, yet it's a fucking loser that cannot grasp basic English nor compose a sentence in English bitching he has to pretend to give a shit about an Education in his native Ebonics, relishing in the inner city ghetto bullshit. The only "IT" factor is if the guy wasn't a glorified RB he would still be riding a short bus to school and wouldn't have a Scholarship anyone, because his mental ability is less than that of a child. Sadly for him being a QB in the NFL requires SOME Education and SOME brains.

Maybe like Ubran Dumbfuck's last "IT" factor Timmy Teblow he can get offers to play Tight End or go to the CFL.

Sounds like someone is butthurt.

@junkyard-dawg said:

I'd be willing to agree with you on the Twitter thing if the kid didn't have a solid GPA and come across as rather well spoken.

Yes, your collegiate allegiance has everything to do with your posts. If you're a fucking domer fan, then this has just been extra special.

@junkyard-dawg said:

@junkyard-dawg said:

Who peruses twitter for ANYTHING of substance?.... Im laughing at you for:

#1) even reading his twitter

#2) Thinking it has any bearing on anything related to football or his talent

#3) thinking anyone else would care about his twitter

#4) even thinking his twitter was a valid football argument

#5) lumping everyone into some kind of OSU homer manlove group and then spouting off about it. The old "you all are idiots" line, when no one has even said what you say they've said

#6) the simple fact that you are as intelligent as a half eaten corndog. And I know that from your posts, just like you know Cardale from his twitter.

@junkyard-dawg said:

Suckeye homers are too much. Every new QB it's the same old shit, he's a Super Genius with Manning's brains, Rodgers arm, Montanas accuracy and Dog Killers mobility and destined for greatness..... Then they enter the Big Boy League and predictably are garbage. Every. Single. Time. It's about as annoying as Texass fans, only at least amusing.

Fact is all anyone needs to do is peruse his Twitter. He can't even speak English at a 5 year olds level. He's a national embarrassment to Ohio State yet their fanbase, apparently is too stupid to realize or care the world is laughing at their School right now.

I don't think anyone in Alabama is laughing at OSU right now.

Plenty of NFL QB's were not the sharpest tool in the shed but had amazing careers. I'm not saying he would have an amazing NFL career, but dude has the physical skills. He very well could be the next Jamarcus Russell, difference being he would be a 4th round project instead of a #1 overall investment.