@mudfly said:

You must be a very deep thinker

@douche-nozzle said:

I will be honest. I only do it in titular form on occasion such as when I produce or sponsor something.

E.g. every year I sponsor a fall guys trip that I call "The Gipper's Columbus Day Discover America". A few here know about that.

I also produce a daily Gipper's Trivia Question on Facebook.....usually not having to do with sports. Several here are aware of that and participate.

There may be one or two other instances when I do that. It almost always is done to invite the participation of others.

I am not a serial Illeist. It's just me.

How about you?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/27322/11-famous-illeists

@douche-nozzle said:

For truth and justice and the American way....yes, you can count on me.

@douche-nozzle said:

The Browns stand for truth, justice and the American way. (after all, Superman is from Cleveland).

The Steelers stand for evil and cowardice in all its forms. That is why they wear black and yellow.

@douche-nozzle said:

But you see this is where it becomes too complex for you to understand. I don't stick my nose into that poop, I just watch you play in it from a discrete distance where I don't even have to smell it but I get great pleasure out of watching asses make asses of themselves. It's like going to the zoo and watching the monkeys pick their butt and eat it. I damn sure wouldn't want to join them but it is sure as hell funny when it happens and with you, it happens like clockwork

Well whatever gives you an erection I suppose.

That little rant had a bit too much detail to consider parody but...

WSS

@douche-nozzle said:

says a lot about your choice of intellectual pursuits.....watching monkeys play with poop all day every day.....

Sounds extremely entertaining(if you're a monkey)

You must be a very deep thinker

@westside-steve said:

HA!!.....hilarious....

....and true

@douche-nozzle said:

By this reasoning, we'd all be fans of the same team, like the same food, watch the same shows, listen to the same music and fuck the same woman (although, if we're talking about your mother...most of us already have).

@douche-nozzle said:

No thanks skippy, but might I suggest you try women and common sense. I realize you musicians march to the beat of a different drummer but a little normalcy goes a long ways.

Seriously I'll try to make it easier for you. Fill in the rest of this statement:

"I care about Kyle Shanahan going to the Falcons because -----------"

Thanks.

(but as to your suggestion maybe I will try women)

WSS

@douche-nozzle said:

I rest my case.....if you want to play in your own poop it's fine by me

Exactly. and since it grieves you so that most of us don't give a fuck about what you're saying even though you are only trying to help... I would suggest you abandon your Pittsburgh Steelers and start rooting for the Patriots. They are a much better team right? As a matter of fact there are plenty of much better teams for you to jump on the bandwagon. So why have you not done so? Just because you're a dickhead? It seems too easy to make that blanket statement with a fellow like you.

And as fucked up as it might be to play with one's own poop how much more fucked up is it for a complete stranger to stick his ugly nose into that poop on a daily basis uninvited? Just wondering... Back to the dickhead theory I assume.

WSS

defend your country and your team" in the U.S.A.F.

..... the French military maybe?

@douche-nozzle said:

It's pretty disturbing to see how many Browns fans actually believe that anyone who doesn't think "the Browns are all that and a bag of nuts" is stupid. Here is something I learned in the military.

"If the whole world has to be wrong in order for you to be right, you may want to rethink your position"

That's what you learned in the military? You do mean the United States military correct?

I prefer a lesser known philosophy which states, if I recall correctly, "the rest of the world can go fuck themselves."

WSS

@tour2ma said:

Shit! I just had a Gene Carroll flashback...

Seattle coach?

WSS

@westside-steve said:

He means Ted Mack.

Shit! I just had a Gene Carroll flashback...

WSS

@nickers said:

Kevin Mack?..

He means Ted Mack.

WSS

@the-gipper said:

Well, he had "mobile" QBs with Wash. in RGIII......and he had Hoyer and JMZ here.

How about this question: Why was Shanahan not able to ever get Brian Hoyer out of his late season funk after Hoyer being so good to begin with?

Was it all Hoyer.....or all the loss of Kevin Mack.....and why could not the coach adjust to the loss of Mack?

He will now have a pure pocket passer......can he adapt to that style?

Kevin Mack?..

@jcam222 said:

I'm going to start a pool on how long your trolling bitch ass will be around. Will it be over or under the longevity of Stockton ShittyShorts?

When will people realize being right isn't trolling.