@miktoxic said:

i remember an episode in CHIPS where a guy just had a messed up old wreck that he'd drive down the highway in cali and run people off the road with it.

I think this was CHiPS as well...

I remember the actor who played Maj. Frank Burns in TV's M.A.S.H. (Larry Linden???) played a commuter who had road rage issues with tailgaters so he modded his car with rear hydraulics and a skid plate. Folks got too close and he'd make sparks fly.

@the-cysko-kid said:

ugh. tell me about it.

you'd hate where i live.

@calfoxwc said:

Even if you dont use it to get cars on the road, Oil in the washer resevoir is always a good way to fukwit someone you dont like.......

@miktoxic said:

not that far off......told by quite a few bikers in the day that if cars came up on them too fast or were crowding their 'space' they'd just reach in their pockets and grab a hand full of steel nuts and toss them in the air which would land on and crack the asshole's windshield.

now that'd be fun!

Never did that, but I do remember filling peoples hubcaps with nuts(or rocks)(many many times)....(remember hubcaps?)......it drove em crazy.....they'd drive a few feet- stop - get out - look around - get back in - drive a few feet - stop - annnnd repeat.....

@calfoxwc said:

not that far off......told by quite a few bikers in the day that if cars came up on them too fast or were crowding their 'space' they'd just reach in their pockets and grab a hand full of steel nuts and toss them in the air which would land on and crack the asshole's windshield.

of course they never said what would happen if the guy in the car then ran them off the road...

i remember an episode in CHIPS where a guy just had a messed up old wreck that he'd drive down the highway in cali and run people off the road with it.

now that'd be fun!

I once ran the lines from my wiper reservoir to my back bumper and filled it up a light olive oil. When someone felt like riding the bumper, I hit hem with a shot. That backed them off and slowed them down once they turned on their wipers and started smearing oil all over their windshield.

Well, ok...I never did that, but it has crossed my mind.

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Excellent idea! (except there are crazy, ready to be violent people out there with road rage...)

Soccer, so boring

terrorist suck

slow drivers in the fast lane

laziness

steeler fans

Drama queens

etc

Zombo said:

His favorite word is dysfunction. I suggest a little self reflection with that word in mind.

I once ran the lines from my wiper reservoir to my back bumper and filled it up a light olive oil. When someone felt like riding the bumper, I hit hem with a shot. That backed them off and slowed them down once they turned on their wipers and started smearing oil all over their windshield.

Well, ok...I never did that, but it has crossed my mind.

@browns149 said:

try driving with the snowbirds in AZ or FLA. you'll want to pull over and shoot yourself.

can someone say "hey dude! your blinkers been on for 5 miles now. Are you going to make that right handed turn?" then they pull into the buffet on the left cutting off 3 lanes of traffic between school buses and trucks carrying hazardous materials.

@tour2ma said:

I'm not paying attention, my eyes glaze over when I see one his posts and I keep skimming, so someone give me a headsup if he needs an offseason sabbatical.

Zombo

@ballpeen said:

Easy fix. Use low sodium stock, and half a tbs of granulated chicken bullion and a few onces of water.

... or the best Chicken Stock...

@douche-nozzle said:

LOL!

@hoorta said:

Easy fix. Use low sodium stock, and half a tbs of granulated chicken bullion and a few onces of water.

Bingobamo!

@hoorta said:

@slowburn said:

Halftime, at a night game-

@lodilobo said:

No problem with Dungee. I like to think there is a special room in Hell waiting for Vick and his kind. No forgiveness here.

I've let it go- he's done his time, and hasn't screwed up since. Yeah- he killed dogs for fun. What you have to say about the PEOPLE that kill for $5 bucks in the victim's wallet, or their cool tennis shoes? Way more of that happens every day than dog fighting.

@oldbrownsfan said:

I hate the shrinking products at the grocery store. It doesn't seem that long ago my 5lb bag of dog food shrank to 4lbs for the same price. Now it again has shrunk to 3.5 lbs for the same price. I guess they will keep shrinking until you are buying single servings?

http://consumerist.com/category/grocery-shrink-ray/

Not a modern occurrence. I'm sure you're old enough to remember when the family size bag of potato chips was a full pound. Just checked mine- 10 ounces. Been doing the same stunt forever with candy bars too. What really honks me off is when your recipe calls for 16 ounces of chicken stock. Guess what? it comes in 14- 1\2 ounce cans now.

@oldbrownsfan said:

Yep.....to hear some people, youd think we are the only team with problem players....ha!

Let's have a look at some "model" franchises, shall we

Seattle....paid a 1st and 3rd for Percy Harvin, then cu/traded him after 4 games played(imagine what folks would say if we did that)

New England.....gave a 40 million contract to a gangster murderer then signed a pot head from Pitts and then gets busted several times for cheating

Pittsburg.....has a rapist QB & a pair of stoned running backs(one of whom walked out on the team)

Baltimore.....loves their wife beater and HOF murderer and no one bad mouths Ngata or Jackson for their drug suspensions.....

Denver.....Mr. Wes Welker & Matt Prater get a pass ? I guess....oh, and they fired their coach after almost making the SB

Indy.....how about buying TR and having a drug addict drunken owner?

and it goes on and on and on......tons and tons of suspensions, firings, player problems......JJF and JG are kinda hi profile, but our problems are not unique....or signs of dysfunction any more than these other teams.....

@douche-nozzle said:

I believe Tony Dungee has a better motive than that. I only wish we had more Tony Dungee's working with some of these players. What is crazy is to think somehow only the Browns are getting the players with issues. I think if you want to talk dysfunctional that is our society today with the breakdown of families, broken homes, kids being brought up in horrible environments. All the NFL teams are having some of the same problems with players today. They all come from the same broken society.