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TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER,
ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER,
" WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFULON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."
"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.
THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.
"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID,"BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO".
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER, PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.

HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID:

"THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."
]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/37022/catholic-shampooRSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 08:36:06 GMTMon, 11 May 2015 19:04:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Catholic shampoo on Tue, 19 May 2015 23:55:20 GMT]]>Stop picking on Christians

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/507046https://brownsboard.com/post/507046Tue, 19 May 2015 23:55:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Catholic shampoo on Mon, 11 May 2015 20:22:02 GMT]]>My late Aunt Betty was a devout Catholic. She washed her hair with beer as far as I can remember.

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