<![CDATA[The best security system for your home...]]>You won't need one.

Took down our Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/topic/37803/the-best-security-system-for-your-home...RSS for NodeThu, 01 Oct 2026 01:56:36 GMTSat, 22 Aug 2015 12:41:38 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The best security system for your home... on Sun, 23 Aug 2015 02:16:09 GMT]]>And yes I know it was a joke

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/523971https://brownsboard.com/post/523971Sun, 23 Aug 2015 02:16:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The best security system for your home... on Sun, 23 Aug 2015 02:15:52 GMT]]>On a side note if you're paying 49.95 a month you're a god damn fool. You can get a full year of monitoring for $120

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/523970https://brownsboard.com/post/523970Sun, 23 Aug 2015 02:15:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The best security system for your home... on Sat, 22 Aug 2015 13:09:11 GMT]]>dammit. too fast. lol

okay, went and found the joke online.

]]>https://brownsboard.com/post/523871https://brownsboard.com/post/523871Sat, 22 Aug 2015 13:09:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The best security system for your home... on Sat, 22 Aug 2015 12:55:19 GMT]]>You are right, I don't need one

It's a login screen for AT&T

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