@hoorta said:

Told ya- never fails. Take the Rams in survivor pool- family road trip to St. Looie.

Leave her at home for the love of God man !

@mudfly said:

Told ya- never fails. Take the Rams in survivor pool- family road trip to St. Looie.

@hoorta said:

erg.....at least we know who to blame......

I can see the "fire hoorta" threads already.....

@flugel said:

4) Hold off on all "Fire the Coach" and/or "Fire the Peanut Vendor" achey breaky rants until after the game has completed.

Extracted for emphasis...

trying to fly slowly to the ground in a fit of rage.....try drinking root beer instead. If it's pizza, go for coca-cola if no root beer. If that doesn't work, just stand on a low footstool, so you don't get all of your bones broken..... wait, just try headbutting some pillows....

(19) If the Browns startle the NFL and are kicking bronco ass somehow... just pretend

you KNEW damn well it would happen, and have a great time !

(20) Have your food all cooked before the game starts, or you end up drinking coke and chippies,

because Canton Mike ran out of rootbeer, and didn't actually start grilling the Hebrew National

hotdogs until the game was over. I mean, I didn't even have breakfast, and I was out of burgers

because I didn't buy our new 5 burner grill til fall, and I wanted to get a whole summer's worth

of grilling in before winter..... but you don't grill the hotdogs til AFTER the game? Wait, I didn't

get over there til halftime. Okay, grill your hotdogs at halftime, or at least stop off at the grocery

and buy a loaf of bread and a rotisserie chicken and stuff and take it with you, but I didn't do that,

because he loves those hotdogs, and I figured.....oh, never mind.

(21) These Browns are getting ready to warrant the bringing back of the Kardiac Bricks. Those were great !

But once, long ago during the Kardiac Kids run, I threw one of those at the tv, and my watch flew off

and broke, and put a little chip in the TV screen. dammit. I think that is when I decided wearing a watch

may be cool and all that, but hey, I stopped wearing them. I just made a little sundial, and hung it

off my belt loop. Who's cool now, eh?

(22) Remember those days when the Browns were mediocre, but they could kick squealer ass in a game,

when they were on their way to the superbowl ? well, Denver may be headed to the superbowl, and

the Browns are a far, far, far better team today that those teams back then. I actually believe the Browns

may win this thing today, but's it's a home game, and I'm going to try the can of rootbeer butt chicken thing in the grill. Hamburgers sound safer...

(23) It's BROWNS SUNDAY !!!!!! and no, I was just kidding about the sundial.

@hoorta said:

Does she like Texas? Coleen needs a 1 way ticket & a escort to not let her jump out. Your Wife on a round trip should get back after the victory. Have a Great Time!!

@hoorta said:

True story- we were late getting to a Steelers game- the Browns were winning- as soon as we walked in, the Steelers scored, and went on to win by 20 so something like that.

It's your job to get her so drunk before the game she is refused entry to the stadium

@londonbrown said:

True story- we were late getting to a Steelers game- the Browns were winning- as soon as we walked in, the Steelers scored, and went on to win by 20 so something like that.

And don't take the Browns in a Survivor pool today. I will be at the game with "The Curse" in tow. Long story, but the wife is around 2-30 attending Browns games since 1986. And the two wins were against the Jets.